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Pedro Pascal Met Gala Shorts: Funny Reactions

May 8, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Pedro Pascal arrived at the 2023 Met Gala in a perfect red ensemble and shorts, so naturally everyone is talking about his knees.

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Pol Espargaro: “Finally I can smile and talk” | MotoGP™

May 8, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Pol Espargaro: “Finally I can smile and talk”

The injured GASGAS Tech3 star has posted a positive update on his condition as he looks forward to returning as soon as possible

It’s a message that will be music to the ears of millions of MotoGP™ fans around the world. Pol Espargaro (GASGAS Factory Racing Tech3) has taken to social media to give everyone an update on where he is in his recovery after his huge Portuguese Grand Prix crash.

Espargaro has been sidelined since the Friday afternoon crash in Portimao. A broken jaw has meant the #44 rider has been unable to speak or eat properly for over a month, while several other fractures are now also thankfully on the mend.

“Hi everyone! Finally I’m back on social media. It’s been a month and week after the crash and I can talk a little bit, I’m saying that because I broke my jaw in two places, I’ve been with my jaw completely closed for four weeks after the crash, I couldn’t eat, I lost a lot of weight, but finally I can smile and I can talk quite good so that’s why I making this message,” began the Spaniard.

“Also I had an injury in my ear that had surgery after the crash, I had eight fractures in my body, two in my ribs, one in my neck, three in my back which I think are taking a little bit longer because the fractures in my back are the ones the doctors are still checking a little bit deeply. One is better but I’ve lost half of the size.

“So you know what happens when you play with these kind of injuries, in the vertebrae you need to be really careful because it’s super easy to injure your spinal cord, so we are working with the doctors hand by hand to come back as soon as possible, but first of all I need to come back healthy, but I’m the first one that wants to jump on the bike. Especially after the results in Jerez, the factory is working huge and the bike is a rocket right now so I’m looking forward to it.

“I just wanted to say thank you for all the messages you have sent me through that time, it has been so important to keep me motivated, and to keep me happy to come back as soon as possible and jump on my bike. Thanks to my team and all the people who are with me when I am racing because they have sent me messages almost every day and this is amazing from the GASGAS and the KTM guys.

“I don’t know when I’ll jump back on the bike honestly, I’m just going to keep you a little bit more updated than the last month and a half so yeah, thanks for all the messages, I love you so much.”

It’s fantastic to see Espargaro smiling and to hear how excited he is to return to action. We can’t wait to see him back racing!

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50 Hilarious Celebration Pics That Are Bound To Make You Smile

May 7, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Feeling a bit blue and needing a bit of a celebratory occasion to lift your spirits? Well, what if we were to tell you that there’s always something to celebrate and you don’t even look that hard for a wedding or whatnot to bring out the cake and buy yourself a helium balloon? Need proof? You’re in the right place, then – just take a look at what awesome, hilariously funny celebration pics people shared in this glorious Reddit thread, and you’ll be celebrating life soon enough, too. 

Now, be fair here. When you hear somebody talking about funny celebration photos, you instantly tend to think of weddings and birthdays, but these people here are living proof that you can celebrate things like your divorceversary, losing a tooth, or gaining a pound in just the same if not higher spirits. However, if you do decide to celebrate something that’s a bit off-kilter, be sure to share the hilarious photos you take with us! Wondering what should be in them? Well, to follow the examples of the ones we found in the aforementioned AskReddit thread, you could feature the awesome cake you got yourself to celebrate, the participants of the super wild crocheting party, or the funny celebration images of your little brother letting it all out on a birthday at the dentist’s. Anything that floats your boat, really!

Now, ready to take a look at the gloriously weird photos we’ve rounded up? If so, you know the drill – scroll on down below until you reach the submissions, give your vote to the funny celebration pics you liked the most, and share this article with anyone who’s in need of a little pick-me-up today!

#1 Went Home For The Holidays And My Birthday, My Dad And I Fell Asleep. Love So Much This Pic My Uncle Took Of Us

Image credits: goldilocksdeluxe

#2 Happy Birthday To My Best Friend

Image credits: Kastey

#3 I Carved And Gifted The “Terminator Pipe” To Arnold Birthday And He Sent Me A Photo

Image credits: RadonLab

There’s no rule out there stopping you from celebrating whatever you want. You could go the traditional route and celebrate your birthday, your pet’s birthday, that promotion at work you’ve been angling for these last few years, or finally getting your twelve-part rollercoaster ride of a fantasy novel series published.

Though you could embrace the fun even more and find a reason to celebrate more often. For instance, to mark an entire month of exercising and eating well. Or to observe your 37-week workaversary for no real reason at all. Or even that old favorite of ours—surviving yet another Monday! We make the occasions, not the calendar.

#4 An Elderly Neighbor Of Mine Is Throwing A Birthday Party For His Dog

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#5 My Son Was Invited To A Birthday Party To Learn “Superhero” Moves Aka Jujitsu. He Took It Very Seriously

Image credits: nallette

#6 I Gave My Son A Hammock For His Birthday… He Sent Me This Pic, He’s Obviously Not The Only One Enjoying It

Image credits: Debborama

Having a small celebration just for fun is a great way to seize the day and enjoy life more. It forces us to be more aware of what’s going on in our day-to-day lives and find reasons to be grateful.

Yes, life isn’t all sunshine and rainbows, but there’s always a silver lining to be found, even when it’s dark, dull, and dreary. Like Albus Dumbledore, said, “Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.”

#7 My Friend’s Birthday Gift To Her Husband: A Fantastic Painting Of Their Derperman Pinscher

Image credits: jread

#8 My Roommate Celebrates Christmas, I Celebrate Hanukkah… We Decided To Build A Compromise

Image credits: mcsassy3

#9 Party Time

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Practicing gratitude means shifting your perspective to how someone else might see your life. Taking on a stranger’s point of view means that we’re more objective about the positive things we have going for us. Yes, your career might not be going exactly in the direction you hoped it would, but maybe you’ve recently gotten a raise to help dampen the effects of inflation and you don’t have to worry about providing for your family.

#10 My Cat Nimbus, Celebrating His Birthday Like A Gentleman

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#11 Celebrating Christmas With My Wife’s Family When Suddenly

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#12 This Is How They Celebrate Halloween At A Government Research Lab

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Or you might find that you struggle keeping in touch with your friends now that you’ve all grown up, however, your relationship with your parents has only improved since you’ve moved out.

You might be thankful for your health, your supporting relatives, or your understanding partner. Or you might be glad that you have a stable job in these turbulent times or that your rescue pet is finally coming out of its shell in its new forever home.

#13 I Wanted To Celebrate And Announce My Awesome Father’s Day Gift From My Wife. No Better Way Than A Sexy Photoshoot

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#14 My Birthday Cake This Year

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#15 My Band Just Signed A Recording Contract. Had Chinese Food In Celebration. This Was My Fortune

Image credits: reddit.com

Meanwhile, when times are especially tough, even something seemingly small as getting out of bed and washing the dishes is something genuinely worth celebrating.

Making a physical gratitude list can work as a physical reminder of all the wonderful things going on in your life. Whenever you’re feeling down, you can take a glance at it and maybe even add a few more things. Acknowledge your achievements. Let them remind you of how successful, persevering, and resilient you are.

#16 My Brother Couldn’t Find A Suitable Card For Our Grandma’s Birthday, So He Improvised, A Little

Image credits: jessej421

#17 My Mom Celebrated My Dogs Birthday… I Go To College And This Is What Happens

Image credits: itsmatttastic

#18 Happy Birthday!

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Now, we’re not going to tell you how you should or shouldn’t mark important events and achievements. However, we’ll remind you that an important part of living a healthy and happy life means avoiding overeating and staying away from refined sugary treats as much as possible.

Enjoying a slice of triple chocolate cake with ice cream on top is perfectly fine if you do it every once in a while—denying ourselves our little tasty treats can make us crave them even more, after all.

#19 Baking & Prepping For Her 1 Year Old’s Birthday Party

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#20 My Daughter Got An Etch A Sketch Today For Her 8th Birthday. She Drew A Cat Puking

Image credits: T_sardonicus

#21 Went To The Office Holiday Party. Didn’t Know Corporate Was Going To Be There

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But if you’ve got an entire social calendar full of birthdays, anniversaries, and weddings lined up for this year, you might want to start watching how much you indulge. If you feel that you’re eating desserts more often than you’re making home-cooked meals, you might want to skip a few slices of cake or opt for a healthier option. We find that it’s often easier to say ‘no’ to a small snack than it is to burn off those excess calories jogging or at the gym.

#22 Yesterday Was My Birthday So I Threw Myself A Party

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#23 My Cat Turned 3, She Was Not Impressed With The Celebrations

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#24 Celebrating My First Divorceversary And The Office Girls Bought Me A Cake

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In these economically uncertain times, celebrating birthdays can add a lot of additional stress. Especially if there are high expectations. According to a survey conducted by OnePoll, most children know exactly what they want for their birthdays. 73% of parents noted that their kids aren’t easy to impress. Meanwhile, 67% of children expect their favorite foods to be served during the party. Moreover, 56% expect clowns or costumed characters, 44% expect inflatables, and 43% want laser tag. 

#25 My Sister And Her Husband Adopted A Puppy. The Humane Society Sure Gives Out Weird Signs To Celebrate It

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#26 Wife Modified A 5yo Birthday Card For My Brother’s 35th

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#27 Just A Pic Of My Birthday Cake

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However, birthdays don’t have to cost you an arm and a leg. You can cut costs by organizing things slightly differently. First of all, you need to let go of the desire to impress all the other parents in the neighborhood. Then, you can save a lot of money by sticking to simple food like hot dogs, pizza, chips, fruit, and veggies. Meanwhile, you don’t necessarily have to rent out an expensive playroom for all the kids. Having the birthday at the local park works perfectly well, too!

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#29 It Was My Dads Birthday Today But We Didn’t Have The Right Numbers So We Got Creative

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#30 My Fiancé And I Had Our Ultrasound On 5/5 But Because Of The Quarantine We Couldn’t Celebrate. So I Made This. She Did Not Find It As Humorous As I Did

Image credits: Kostrom

We’d love to hear all about the fun celebrations you’ve recently had, dear Pandas. Maybe you’ve marked a special anniversary or baked a doggy-friendly dessert for your best pal? Perhaps something’s gone gloriously right at school, the office, or at home? Drop by the comment section and share your joy with everyone else!

#31 My GF Gets Frustrated That She Has To Share Birthday’s (Today) And Christmas A Few Days Apart. I Decided To Have A Professional Cake Made To Celebrate Her Day! Thoughts?

Image credits: Extreme-Raisin-Cake

#32 Celebrating My Brother’s 21st Birthday In Style At Epcot (The Entire Family Is Wearing These Shirts, Not Just Us)

Image credits: SevenStringGod

#33 My Friend Is Celebrating 20 Years Of Marriage, He Says Nothing’s Changed

Image credits: Restafarianism

#34 We Had 40 People Over For A Party This Weekend And Apparently No One Snooped Our Medicine Cabinet

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#35 It’s Way Of Celebrating The Holidays

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#36 This Is How My Girlfriend’s Family Celebrated Thanksgiving In 1903

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#37 Celebrating New Year’s Eve By Myself

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#38 “My Disappointment Is Immeasurable And My Day Is Ruined.” – Happy 19th Birthday To My Cat!

Image credits: LitBrit94

#39 I Told My Fiancé I Got Him The Perfect 30th Birthday Cake… It Wasn’t What He Expected

Image credits: MaliceMes

#40 My Boyfriend’s Friend Recently Got Out Of Jail, And Today Is His Birthday. Of Course, This Is The Only Appropriate Way To Wish Him Happy Birthday

Image credits: lmnopqrtist

#41 My Little Brother Decided To Celebrate His 8th Birthday At His Favorite Place – The Dentist

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#42 My Nephew Had A Social Distancing 15th Birthday Party

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#43 The Store Didn’t Have Any “Happy 33rd Birthday” Balloons, So I Improvised

Image credits: MakeSandwichesNotWar

#44 This Was My 26th Birthday Party, Set Up By My Family

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#45 Well, Look Who The First Person To Fall Asleep At The New Years’ Party Was

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#46 My New Girlfriend Said She’d Never Fart In Front Of Me. She Let One Slip Last Night, So I Got Her A Cake To Celebrate

Image credits: mindspread

#47 Ordered A Custom Sequin Pillow For My Brother’s Birthday

The company switched up the orders, and I received someone else’s order… which means the person who receives mine is going to be infinitely more confused than I was.

Image credits: Darren-Foster

#48 My Parents Threw Me A Belated Birthday Party At Their House, And My Mom Was Confident She Had The Correct Candles Before I Showed Up

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#49 My Father In Law Gave This To Me For My Birthday Day. He Had Me Open It With All The Family Around

Image credits: JoystikJester

#50 My Wife Recently Booked Us A Pirate Room To Celebrate Our Anniversary… Let’s Hear Those One Liners

Image credits: Eliteman76

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Ryan Reynolds enlists Wrexham fans in funny birthday video message to co-owner Rob McElhenney | The Independent

May 7, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

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Ryan Reynolds has been in the headlines for antics surrounding his football club rather than his acting career over the past week, with Wrexham winning a thrilling and crucial top-of-the-table battle on Monday thanks to a late Ben Foster penalty save.

The Canadian and his American co-owner Rob McElhenney took in the crazy scenes and expressed surprise at the “insane” rules which only see one side promoted from the National League into the football league system – though that now looks set to be the Red Dragons, with that victory over Notts County leaving them three points clear with a game in hand and only four matches remaining.

Come the end of the week, though, Reynolds had other off-pitch matters on his mind: McElhenney’s birthday on 14 April and a special video tribute…sort of.

While they may share a football club, it doesn’t stop the pair playing jokes on each other at every opportunity and Reynolds took his friend’s celebrations as an opportunity to educate listeners on exactly how to pronounce “McElhenney”.

Not content with being in the birthday video himself, Reynolds also enlisted a number of actors, Wrexham fans, locals and even club staff to also appear in the video – including a particularly gruff sign-off from one.

Settings such as the club stadium – the Racecourse Ground – and noted local bar The Turf appear in the video, the latter being the site of a recent singalong for supporters which the owners turned up to after the win over Notts County.

The cheeky lyrics see Reynolds noting that “all those Ns and Es and Hs can perplex ‘em” for people trying to pronounce Rob McElhenney’s surname, so his thoughtful friend created a handy guide to doing so “from all your mates in Wrexham”.

Finishing up with a “2-1” score update in the joking stakes between the pair and posting the clip to Twitter, Reynolds also encouraged Wrexham fans to take up the chant on matchdays just to get in on the act against McElhenney. If they go on to earn promotion and return to League Two, supporters will doubtless be singing plenty more than just a birthday song in praise of their owners.

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P.K. Subban SLAMMED for body-shaming Lizzo live on-air as he makes joke about the size of her lunch | Daily Mail Online

May 7, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Ex-NHL star P.K. Subban has been slammed online for bodyshaming Lizzo live on-air by making a crass comment about the size of her lunch during an ESPN segment on Tuesday night.

Sportsman Subban, 33, shocked fans as he analyzed Game 1 of the Panthers vs. Maple Leafs Stanley Cup Playoff series – with the furore beginning when his co-host John Buccigross quipped Toronto should ‘pack a lunch’ after losing 4-2.

Subban responded: ‘Maybe they need to pack a Lizzo-sized lunch.’

Lizzo is known for being a body positive advocate and and a proud plus-size fashion icon – launching an inclusive shapewear line in 2022.

Subban’s remark saw fans demand he apologize to the singer, with the retired hockey player branded a ‘clown’ and ‘fatphobic.’

PK Subban randomly dissing Lizzo was NOT on my bingo card for tonight😭😭 pic.twitter.com/Gvc8rq7HB6

— DaCaniac (@CaniacDaBaby)

Say what Ex-NHL star P.K. Subban (left) has been slammed online for bodyshaming Lizzo live on-air by making a crass comment about the size of her lunch during an ESPN segment on Tuesday night

Music icon: Lizzo is known for being a body positive advocate and and a proud plus-size fashion icon – launching an inclusive shapewear line in 2022

One fan wrote: ‘Sis Pk Subban really just say “Lizzo sized lunch?” That’s… not acceptable. That’s fatphobic.

Another typed: ‘PK Subban saying someone needed a Lizzo sized lunch? Seems like a harmful thing to say.’

One typed: ‘PK Subban randomly dissing Lizzo was NOT on my bingo card for tonight’ while another follower penned: ‘PK Subban fat-shamed Lizzo. Typical Subban clown move. He’s just horrible on ESPN.’

Another typed: ‘did pk subban just make a fatphobic lizzo joke…..’ while another wrote: ‘PK Subban is going to have to apologize for making a comment about Lizzo.’

DailyMail.com has contacted representatives for ESPN and Lizzo for comment. 

Last month an internet troll attempted to body-shame Lizzo via Twitter, as a nude picture the singer shared to Instagram in 2021 resurfaced.

The Juice hitmaker shared the post, which is an unedited picture without any clothing, as part of a self-esteem social media campaign.

But as it did the rounds across Twitter again, one fan tweeted a picture of herself beside Lizzo’s, attempting to shame her by asking ‘me or Lizzo?’

Comment: Sportsman Subban, 33, shocked fans as he analyzed Game 1 of the Panthers vs. Maple Leafs Stanley Cup Playoff series – with the furore beginning when his co-host John Buccigross quipped Toronto should ‘pack a lunch’ after losing 4-2

Subban responded: ‘Maybe they need to pack a Lizzo-sized lunch.’

Cheeky:Subban’s remark saw fans demand he apologize to the singer, with the retired hockey player branded a ‘clown’ and ‘fatphobic’

 Appearing to backfire, many fans rallied to support the singer as they simply responded with her name instead of the troll’s.

And it seemed that Lizzo herself was keen to cast her vote, simply tweeting her own name at the same time that the drama was unfolding.

The picture began to circulate on Twitter again after two years as one user share a snap of an article which said Lizzo was ‘changing the beauty standard’, writing above: ‘Thanks, , but my beauty standards remain unchanged’.

This response spurred on many other trolls to also take a dig at the singer, who has proudly spoken about being plus size.

Backing herself: Lizzo spoke out last month after an internet troll failed while attempting to body-shame her by sharing this resurfaced nude snap of the singer

Troll: But as it did the rounds across Twitter again this week, one fan tweeted a picture of herself beside Lizzo’s, attempting to shame her by asking ‘me or Lizzo?’

But it was the comparison tweet that appeared to go viral, with the user placing a picture of herself next to the nude shot and asking who the public preferred.

In a backfire, many took to the reply section to show their support for Lizzo, with one replying: ‘Lizzo any day,’ as another added on: ‘Any and EVERY day’.

‘Lizzo. Gal has talents,’ added a third.

And in a tweet appearing too well-timed to be a coincidence, the hitmaker herself tweeted ‘Lizzo’.

Hilariously, this prompted a slew of brands to tweet their own names out – including the official page for Kikkoman USA, who wrote: ‘Soy Sauce’.

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