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Far-Right Author Dragged After Melting Down Over An April Fool’s Prank About Bike Lanes

April 15, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Not everyone takes a joke well.

Unfortunately for him, on April 1, right-wing provocateur Jordan Peterson didn’t realize it was April Fool’s Day. He proceeded to put the ‘F’ in “fool” when he erupted at a Western Standard online news tweet.

The psychologist went off on the news company as well as Prime Minister Justin Trudeau on Twitter.

Sharing the Western Standard tweet, Peterson posted:

“This idiot country is sheathed in ice seven months of the year and the trans Canada highway (an underdeveloped national disgrace) is 5000 miles long.”

“Is there nothing so stupid you won’t do it @JustinTrudeau?”

\u201cThis idiot country is sheathed in ice seven months of the year and the trans Canada highway (an underdeveloped national disgrace) is 5000 miles long. Is there nothing so stupid you won’t do it @JustinTrudeau ?\u201d

— Dr Jordan B Peterson (@Dr Jordan B Peterson)
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He clearly didn’t read the article.

It explicitly states it was an April Fool’s joke at the end of the article.


Western Standard

Peterson saw Trudeau was supposedly making plans to convert one lane of the TransCanada highway to a bike lane. To the tune of $100 billion (CA).

But instead of reading the article to the end and enjoying being in on the joke with the rest of Twitter, Peterson immediately chose to rant about Trudeau’s stupidity.

Twitter immediately pointed out the date to the scholar.

\u201c@jordanbpeterson @JustinTrudeau Dear Dr. Peterson, In your capacity as psychologist perhaps you can answer a query? Is it healthy for someone to be so rage-filled that they respond to an obvious April Fool’s Day article with sputtering fury? Can you advise? Regards, Jeet Heer\u201d

— Dr Jordan B Peterson (@Dr Jordan B Peterson)
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\u201c@jordanbpeterson @JustinTrudeau I\u2019m fairly certain that Trudeau would never be so stupid as to listen to you, so there\u2019s that.\u201d

— Dr Jordan B Peterson (@Dr Jordan B Peterson)
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— Dr Jordan B Peterson (@Dr Jordan B Peterson)
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— Dr Jordan B Peterson (@Dr Jordan B Peterson)
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\u201c@jordanbpeterson @JustinTrudeau Speaking of idiots\u2026\u201d

— Dr Jordan B Peterson (@Dr Jordan B Peterson)
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— Dr Jordan B Peterson (@Dr Jordan B Peterson)
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\u201c@jordanbpeterson @JustinTrudeau Hi Dr.\n\nYou ever think about just taking a breath and giving it a rest?\u201d

— Dr Jordan B Peterson (@Dr Jordan B Peterson)
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\u201c@jordanbpeterson @JustinTrudeau come on Jordan it’s 4/1\u201d

— Dr Jordan B Peterson (@Dr Jordan B Peterson)
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\u201c@jordanbpeterson @JustinTrudeau it\u2019s satire Jordan, I\u2019m surprised you would comment before reading it.\u201d

— Dr Jordan B Peterson (@Dr Jordan B Peterson)
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\u201c@jordanbpeterson @JustinTrudeau The $100 billion price tag in the first paragraph should have been your tip-off that it was an April Fool\u2019s joke, if the substance of the article didn\u2019t do it.\u201d

— Dr Jordan B Peterson (@Dr Jordan B Peterson)
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\u201c@jordanbpeterson @JustinTrudeau You got done on an April Fools Jordan\u201d

— Dr Jordan B Peterson (@Dr Jordan B Peterson)
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\u201c@jordanbpeterson @JustinTrudeau Confirmation Bias so strong in Prof Peterson that he doesn\u2019t recognise an April Fool joke.\u201d

— Dr Jordan B Peterson (@Dr Jordan B Peterson)
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\u201c@jordanbpeterson @JustinTrudeau Has anyone else noticed that JP regularly falls for twitter trolls lmao\u201d

— Dr Jordan B Peterson (@Dr Jordan B Peterson)
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\u201c@jordanbpeterson @JustinTrudeau Come on now. Read the whole article before commenting on it .\u201d

— Dr Jordan B Peterson (@Dr Jordan B Peterson)
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\u201c@jordanbpeterson @JustinTrudeau It\u2019s April 1st. Perhaps dig a bit more into this before jumping off the deep end.\u201d

— Dr Jordan B Peterson (@Dr Jordan B Peterson)
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Maybe next time Dr. Peterson will complete his research before jumping to conclusions

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Crazy Kennar Celebrates 1 Million Instagram Followers – The Sauce

April 15, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Popular content creator Crazy Kennar has surpassed 1 million followers on his Instagram account. The acclaimed personality also known as the content Entertainment, celeb news and fact checks

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Aleksandar Mitrovic goes crazy as Fulham have THREE men sent off in 60 seconds vs Man Utd – Mirror Online

April 15, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Aleksandar Mitrovic, Willian and manager Marco Silva were all sent off in the space of 60 seconds as Fulham hit the self-destruct button during their dramatic 3-1 defeat to Manchester United.

With Fulham leading 1-0 in the FA Cup quarter-final tie at Old Trafford beyond the hour mark, Willian blocked Jadon Sancho’s goal-bound effort on the line. It was clear upon a replay that the Brazilian had used his arm, resulting in a VAR check.

Silva quickly lost his temper as referee Chris Kavanagh weighed up changing his original decision, and the Fulham boss was shown a red card. Then, as Kavanagh returned to the pitch to award United with a penalty, Willian was duly sent off.

But what made it a truly mad minute was how Mitrovic, the man who’d put Fulham ahead early in the second half, continued his angry protests and barged into the referee. A stone-faced Kavanagh dished out a third red card, and soon enough United scored their penalty through Bruno Fernandes and took the lead thanks to Marcel Sabitzer.

Instead of immediately going back to Fulham’s dressing room, Silva was seen pacing up and down the Old Trafford tunnel area after his dismissal. There were just 265 seconds between Willian’s red card and the home side going 2-1 up.

Legendary ex-United captain Roy Keane – no stranger to a head-loss during his time as a player – said on ITV: “A mad 90 seconds and it’s cost them the game. I’ve no sympathy for Fulham. They won’t get any plaudits from me. They had an opportunity and they blew it.”

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Fellow pundit Karen Carney added: “You can’t touch the referee. It’s complete disrespect. It’s shocking.”

Ian Wright went on to say: “If I’m a Fulham fan, I’d be very disappointed with that simply because I think they had that game in the bag.

“Manchester United hadn’t done too much up to that point. They needed to be a little more disciplined about what they’re doing, the manager especially. You needed the manager to calm down Mitrovic at that moment. I feel sorry for Fulham fans who travelled up.”

Former Red Devils striker Febian Brandy told BBC Sport: “What a mad chain of events. I’ve never seen anything like it.”

Have your say! Will Man Utd win the FA Cup? Give us your prediction in the comments section.

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Erik ten Hag’s side deserved to be behind before the chaos ensued, with Mitrovic putting Fulham ahead after being the better team in the first half. United looked lethargic and risked falling at the final hurdle before the Wembley semi-finals, as the visitors took advantage on 50 minutes.

Then the talismanic but temperamental Mitrovic turned from hero to villain, furious with Kavanagh’s decision, despite the handball being clear. Rashford’s clinical spot-kick drew the Red Devils level and a smart finish from Sabitzer completed the rapid turnaround with a deft finish, courtesy of Luke Shaw’s low-driven cross.

In stoppage time, Fernandes netted again to make it 3-1 and sent United to Wembley for the second time this season after winning the Carabao Cup. They’ll face an in-form Brighton team for a semi-final clash which is set to be played on Sunday, April 23.

Ten Hag won’t have been completely pleased with his side’s display, but they march on in search of another trophy. For Silva and Fulham, however, their FA Cup dream ended in disgrace.

It’s now a record 31 FA Cup semi-finals for United. In the other fixture, Manchester City face second-tier Sheffield United.

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Chris Hemsworth and wife Elsa Pataky criticized for ‘stupid not funny prank’ on son for his birthday | Fox News

April 14, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Fox News Flash top entertainment and celebrity headlines are here.

“Avengers” star Chris Hemsworth and his wife Elsa Pataky are being eviscerated on social media for their playful celebration of their twin sons’ birthday.

“Happy 9th birthday to my two little men,” Hemsworth wrote along a photo of Pataky and their three children: daughter India and twin sons Tristan and Sasha. 

“Only one way to eat cake in this house and that’s to have mum slam your head into it first. ‘Hey mum I don’t like chocolate cake I prefer vanilla.’ ‘Oh really son, what about now,'” he added.

The photo illustrated the silly nature of the joke, with one child’s head fully submerged in the chocolate treat while the rest of the family looked on.

Although many of Hemsworth’s 56 million Instagram followers relayed respective birthday wishes to his sons, other fans were more disturbed. Some were quick to criticize the couple, branding the prank as “violent.”

Chris Hemsworth shares three children with wife Elsa Pataky: India, 10, and Sasha and Tristan, 9. (Don Arnold/WireImage)

One person remarked, “Why people smash their kids face in the cake is above my understanding but whatever.” 

Another individual wrote, “It’s so violent,” while another added, “Does anyone here want cake all over their face? didn’t think so. Why would your kid? And it’s so wasteful. So you’re going to throw a perfectly good cake away after the stupid not funny prank?”

Several fans defended the actor and his model wife, writing, “To each their own, you might see it as ridiculous but they are obviously enjoying it, stop judging ppl [sic] based on yourself, you need to understand not everyone is like you.”

Chris Hemsworth and Elsa Pataky have been married since 2010. (Brendon Thorne/Getty Images for AFI)

Others questioned if it was a cultural tradition, as Pataky hails from Spain.

“Is it how they do it in Spain,” one person inquired. 

“It’s part of Hispanic/Latino culture,” another person wrote back.

Salma Hayek revealed her “Eternals” co-star Angelina Jolie smashed her face into a cake on her birthday. (George Pimentel/WireImage)

Mexican American actress Salma Hayek, actually expanded on this belief in an interview with Kelly Clarkson in 2021.

She explained that “La mordida” is a staple in Mexican culture, where a person’s face is smashed into a cake for their birthday.

“When the cake comes you make a wish, you blow the candle and then you take a bite of the cake and then somebody behind you whacks you in the head and puts your face inside of the cake. It’s very normal in Mexico,” she clarified.

Hayek revealed that for her birthday one year while filming “Eternals,” Angelina Jolie was responsible for smashing her face into a cake.

Caroline Thayer is an entertainment writer for Fox News Digital. Follow Caroline Thayer on Twitter at @carolinejthayer.

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No joke: Cape cobra sneaks onto aircraft, pilot makes emergency landing

April 14, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Rudolf Erasmus, the pilot of a Beechcraft Baron, has been hailed a hero by the South African Civil Aviation Authority (SACAA) for safely executing an emergency landing in Welkom with four passengers after realising a Cape cobra had snuck inside the aircraft.

Hardly ideal in the midst of a country-wide antivenom shortage.


Also read: The Cape’s most venomous snakes, and what to do when you see one

When the alarming discovery was made that a very poisonous snake had snuck onto a flight from Cape Town to Nelspruit, Captain Rudolf Erasmus had to quickly and calmly decide to make an emergency landing in Welkom.

The pilot and his four passengers made a hasty exit from the aircraft after it safely landed.

A snake handler and the Executive Director of Capital Sounds International Broadcast Brian Emmenis, were called to the scene, but they haven’t found the cobra yet. The search has continued this morning.

Picture: Supplied

According to Brian Emmenis, mielie meal was spread to entice the unwanted passenger out of the plane, but with temperatures in Welkom so low, it’s no surprise he hasn’t left yet.

Picture: Supplied

The snake handlers were scheduled to arrive at 9am to assist, and the Cape of Good Hope SPCA has offered to transport the cobra safely back to his home.

Cape cobras are one of Africa’s most venomous snakes, and their venom is highly neurotoxic, attacking the nervous system. If left untreated, the venom can cause paralysis, respiratory failure and even death in humans.

Due to a severe lack of antivenom in South Africa, snake bite victims are only getting half the amount of snake venom they need, if they get any treatment at all.

Had Captain Erasmus not handled the emergency operation with such skill, he and his passengers would have been in grave danger.

Also read: 

Snake awareness first aid for snake bites and venomous snake handling

Picture: Supplied

The post No joke: Cape cobra sneaks onto aircraft, pilot makes emergency landing appeared first on CapeTown ETC.

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