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Funny reactions as canteen prints poster of young man who buys food on credit

March 23, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

A Canteen owner has taken extra measures to ensure that a customer who eats without paying is never served at the establishment.

The food seller printed a poster of a young man who frequently eats food on credit with the promise to bring the money later.

He was subsequently banned for being a serial debtor and opportunist, and the posted conveyed this message to all workers of the establishment.

The poster surfaced online and it showed face clearly with the words written; “BANNED FROM BUYING FOOD HERE ON CREDIT.”

Social media users found the picture and the idea behind it very amusing.

damilolarrr; Which kind wahala be this 😂😂

national_don1; Him hang ID card o

rukayatsalihu046; First class creditor😂

classy_n_simple_21; Haa,Na his finest picture them come use.

temitope_omo; Somebody loml😂

temitope_omo; Wahala wahaler Wahalest 😂

anon_andy; See wetin them do Pablo😢

aneleezzy; 😂😂😂😂😂wetin be this naa

vval.bae; Money wey dem use do banner 😂

orangeh_official; 😂😂😂😂how much be this banner now

Meanwhile, it was reported earlier that a lady simply known as Oyindamola has taken to Twitter to reveal how she played a guy who wanted her to cook at his place.

She said she was visiting him for the first time and he gave her the house key as well as money to buy food stuff.

According to her, the man asked her to come back the next day and use to money to buy meat and pepper which she would use to cook before he comes back from work.

However, she decided to go back home because she was not comfortable with the idea of cooking, so she dropped his house key under the mattress and on her way back, she used the cash to buy food for herself instead of returning it to him.

Oyindamola wrote; ”I visited this guy for the first time and he gave me his house key and money 😂😂he said I should come the second day and buy pepper and meat so I can cook before he gets back from work 💀😂 dropped the key under his mattress and used the money to buy food on my way home.”

@emaryomeke; This is how some people miss intentional men, he probably saw you as someone he can end up with, you think is Everyman that will let you in their space and even want to eat your food.

@Tee_Classiquem1; Nothing is funny here, he gave you his house key and money to cook for him probably out of trust or something, it won’t take you anything to tell him you ain’t cooking for him and reject his money, coming here to post it on twitter with plenty laugh emojis is what i don’t get

@Ugobeck; He could be playing a loyalty test on you. If he is not,then he got some level of trust in you. A good conversation is clearly missing here. I see assumptions in conclusion without a conversation.

@BelMamacita; Loyalty test?? Dating wasn’t involved! And I told him several times that I’m not cooking, he didn’t listen. It almost became an argument! How will you trust someone you are seeing for the second time and you’ve only known for a week with your house key??

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Liverpool legend Graeme Souness has last laugh over Manchester United pair Gary Neville and Roy Keane for giggling at pre-match prediction

March 23, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Roy Keane and Gary Neville weren’t convinced by Graeme Souness’ prediction for Liverpool vs Manchester United – but the latter had the final laugh.

The Reds humiliated Erik ten Hag’s side at Anfield on Sunday, winning 7-0 on Merseyside – their biggest ever victory over their bitter rivals.

Keane and Neville couldn’t resist a cheeky smile when Souness gave his pre-match prediction
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The smile was firmly wiped off Neville’s face post-match
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Keane wasn’t best pleased either
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As for United, they have suffered their worst league defeat since Boxing Day in 1931 when Wolves recorded the same scoreline.

No one would have been expecting the shock result as United trailed just 1-0 heading into the second half, before a capitulation saw them ship in six goals.

United went into the match in great form, having beaten Barcelona to progress into the Europa League last-16

They then ended their six-year trophy drought by winning the Carabao Cup final against Newcastle, where they then progressed into the FA Cup quarter-finals at the expense of West Ham earlier in the week.

So it came as no surprise that club legends Keane and Neville were confident of snatching a result, as shown by them giggling at Souness’ prediction for the encounter.

Speaking on Sky Sports ahead of the fixture, the former Liverpool skipper said: “I think where Liverpool are right now, this game comes along at the perfect time.

🗣 “I fully expect them [Liverpool] to turn up today, it’s a long time since I’ve been this confident about a Liverpool win against [Manchester] United.”

Graeme Souness is backing a Liverpool victory today. 💪 pic.twitter.com/O8zm9apXBa

— Football Daily (@footballdaily) March 5, 2023

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“I think what an opportunity to put a marker down, to shut all the doubting Thomas’ up and damage United.

“But I think the priority for Liverpool is to turn up today – it was only 12 days ago that Liverpool played Real Madrid here – people were saying ‘they’re back’ after that first 45 minutes.

“OK they fell apart in the second half, but Liverpool are capable of that, they did it 12 days ago.

“And I fully expect them to turn up today, and it’s a long time since I’ve been this confident about a Liverpool win against United as I am today.

United suffered their worst league defeat Boxing Day in 1931
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“I just feel like they’re going to turn, I think they’ll be bang on it today.

“You ask these two chaps [Keane and Neville] if it’s easy to play here if you’re a United player, this is a difficult place for United to come.

“And I think the crowd will play a part today too.”

His statement ultimately came true as Liverpool wiped the smirks off Keane and Neville’s faces by full-time.

Keane ripped into United as he branded their display as ’embarrassing’ and that he would go into ‘hiding’ out of shame.

As for Neville, he declared that United’s second half performance was a ‘disgrace’ and Bruno Fernandes – captain for the day – bore the brunt of his criticism.

“I’m going to start with Bruno Fernandes. I’ve had enough of him throwing his arms around at his teammates, I’ve had enough of him not running back. He whinges at everybody.

“He got pushed in the chest and goes down holding his face… he’s got to put a captain’s performance out there and that wasn’t a captain’s performance by a Manchester United player.

“I think Erik ten Hag will deal with him very, very strongly in this next 24-48 hours.”

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Seth Rogen Shares Hilarious Story About Smoking With Megan Thee Stallion | Complex

March 22, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Seth Rogen revealed during his appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live! Tuesday that he smoked weed with Megan Thee Stallion and “her brother” at the Vanity Fair Oscars after-party. The problem is, Megan’s an only child.

Around the 3:45 mark, Rogen said he was approached by Megan, who was adamant that he and her brother would hit it off. While the “Her” rapper turned out to be right about them getting along, The Fabelmans actor was admittedly confused since discovering she doesn’t have a brother. “Someone backstage [tonight] told me that she doesn’t have a brother, so now I’m confused about this whole thing,” he said with a laugh. “I don’t know what I did that night, if I’m being honest.” 

He continued, “Yeah, we really did hit it off, which is what’s unfortunate because [her brother] might not exist, from what I’m hearing.” Rogen said the two exchanged numbers before parting ways at the party, telling Kimmel viewers, “Travis, call me.”

A source informed Complex the man in question was Meg’s manager Travis, a.k.a. T. Farris.

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During his Oscars monologue, Kimmel asked Rogen if he took anything prior to attending the Academy Awards, but the Point Grey Pictures co-founder tried his best to dodge the question. Rogen eventually conceded he relied on “enough to get me through” the Oscars ceremony, which was three-plus hours. 

Rogen admitted to being self-conscious about discussing his weed use around his Fabelmans director Steven Spielberg, and wouldn’t even entertain the idea of offering to the acclaimed filmmaker. “No, never, he’s talked about it obviously, he’s joked about it and stuff like that, but no,” he told Kimmel. “I don’t want to be the guy who breaks Steven Spielberg’s fucking brain! You know what I mean? That’s a heavy burden! That’s the last thing I need.” 

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Packers Star Says What We’re All Thinking When Kimmel Attempts to Make Joke About Epstein List

March 22, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

An NFL star is slamming comedian Jimmy Kimmel for a joke that he made regarding Jeffrey Epstein’s client list.

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers said during a recent podcast interview that he wanted to know the names of clients for the late, notorious sex offender.

“Did you hear about the Epstein client list about to be released?” Rodgers said. “There’s some files that have some names on them that might be getting released pretty soon.”

Rodgers made the comments on “The Pat McAfee Show,” run by sports analyst Pat McAfee. Rodgers is a friend of McAfee’s and a regular guest on the podcast, according to the New York Post.

Rodgers’ desire to know who was on the list, however, did not go over well with some people, notably late-night comedian Jimmy Kimmel, who in a segment on his show last week made a crude joke in response to Rodgers’ comments.

Kimmel referred to Rodgers as the “whack-Packer” and a “tin foil hatter.” He also suggested that Rodgers was suffering from brain damage, making the rather tasteless joke that “it might be time to re-visit that concussion protocol, Aaron.”

But Kimmel’s attempt at a roast backfired when Rodgers’ teammate, standout Packers tackle David Bakhtiari, came to his defense and slammed Kimmel for his joke.

In response to Kimmel’s segment, Bakhtiari wrote on Twitter, “Tell me you’re on the Jeffrey Epstein client list, without telling me you’re on the Jeffrey Epstein client list….”

Tell me you’re on the Jeffrey Epstein client list, without telling me you’re on the Jeffrey Epstein client list…. https://t.co/jWkL8LfOMT

— David Bakhtiari (@DavidBakhtiari) March 3, 2023

In essence, Bakhtiari implied that the reason that Kimmel was mocking Rodgers wanting the client list released was that Kimmel himself had something to hide regarding Epstein.

Bakhtiari was responding to a Twitter post on the account @MythinformedMKE.

The user behind that account also suggested Kimmel might have reasons for making the “joke.”

“Seems like something people not on the list would want to know Jimmy,” the account stated.

Seems like something people not on the list would want to know Jimmy.

— Mythinformed MKE (@MythinformedMKE) March 2, 2023

There have been several other big names who have found themselves embroiled in scandal due to their association with Epstein, most notably former president Bill Clinton, Microsoft founder and billionaire Bill Gates, and Britain’s Prince Andrew.

Kimmel’s comment can’t help but raise the question of why he went out of his way to mock a public figure who suggests that the list be released.

This is not to say with certainty that Kimmel is on Epstein’s list, but rather to point out that his behavior is odd for someone who has nothing to hide.

Plus, with many big names in the world of business, entertainment, and government implicated in the scandal, it is imperative that we know who exactly was involved with Epstein.

Rodgers and Bakhtiari are right to want Epstein’s list released, as it is time to hold the powerful people who were involved with Epstein to account for their actions.

The Epstein scandal was one of the biggest scandals of recent years, and the public deserves to know the truth.

The post Packers Star Says What We’re All Thinking When Kimmel Attempts to Make Joke About Epstein List appeared first on The Western Journal.

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‘Professional boxer’ Paul teases announcement with funny video after Fury loss

March 21, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

JAKE PAUL has released an hilarious video proving he is a “professional boxer” following his defeat to Tommy Fury.The American star is licking his wou

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