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Crazy Bear : l’étonnante histoire vraie qui a inspiré le film le plus dingue du moment – Actus Ciné – AlloCiné

March 25, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

De quoi ça parle ? Le film est basé sur un fait divers hallucinant : en 1985 une cargaison de cocaïne disparue après le crash de l’avion qui la transportait, avait été en fait ingérée par un ours brun. CRAZY BEAR est une comédie noire qui met en scène un groupe mal assorti de flics, de criminels, de touristes et d’adolescents qui convergent tous au cœur d’une forêt du fin fond de la Georgie vers l’endroit même où rôde, enragé et assoiffé de sang, un super prédateur de plus de 200 kilos, rendu complètement fou par l’ingestion d’une dose faramineuse de cocaïne.

Crazy Bear

Sortie :

15 mars 2023

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1h 35min
De
Elizabeth Banks
Avec
Keri Russell,
Alden Ehrenreich,
O’Shea Jackson Jr.
Sortie :

15 mars 2023

|
1h 35min
Avec
Keri Russell,
Alden Ehrenreich,
O’Shea Jackson Jr.

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Un fait divers dingue (et absurde !)

Andrew Carter Thornton II, un mercenaire à la tête d’un trafic de cocaïne surnommé “Le Cow-Boy Cocaïne”, importe sa marchandise en avion au sud de la frontière américaine et la largue en pleine nature un peu plus à l’Est (pour mieux récupérer sa cargaison avec ses complices).

Mais, le 11 septembre 1985, les choses ne se passent pas comme prévu. Le trafiquant est persuadé que des fédéraux le repèrent lorsqu’il entre dans l’espace américain. Il décide donc de se débarrasser de 3 sacs à dos de 30 kilos de cocaïne chacun en les jetant de son avion.

Puis, il passe en pilote automatique avant de sauter en parachute. Mais Andrew commet l’erreur de se charger de divers sacs (contenant des armes, de la drogue, etc.), ce qui l’empêche d’ouvrir son parachute. Il s’écrase dans une banlieue de Knoxville, au Tennessee.

Andrew Carter Thornton II n’est pas la seule victime de ce vol catastrophique. Quatre mois plus tard, on trouve le cadavre d’un ours brun de 100 kilos… La pauvre bête avait ingurgité, dans sa quasi-totalité, le contenu d’un des sacs à dos que le trafiquant avait lancés.

L’autopsie de l’animal révèle qu’il succombe d’une hémorragie cérébrale, d’une hyperthermie, d’un arrêt respiratoire et d’une crise cardiaque, tandis que ses reins ont arrêté de fonctionner. Son estomac est par ailleurs entièrement rempli de cocaïne (soit 15 kilos)…


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Keri Russell

Naissance du scénario

Après avoir découvert cette histoire en surfant sur Internet, le scénariste Jimmy Warden s’est rendu compte qu’il était bien plus intrigué par ce qui avait pu arriver à cet ours shooté à la coke, qu’aux sordides activités du tristement célèbre Thornton. Il a trouvé un commentaire malheureusement laconique qui expliquait que l’animal avait dû mourir en moins de 5 minutes, mais que ces 5 minutes avaient fait de lui le prédateur le plus enragé que la planète ait jamais porté…

Crazy Bear reprend ces éléments de l’histoire de Thornton et se déroule après ces faits globalement méconnus en France. Jimmy Warden (accompagné d’Elizabeth Banks et des producteurs Phil Lord et Chris Miller) a transformé le tout en une comédie d’horreur complètement barrée dans laquelle l’animal tue les gens qu’il croise (policiers, criminels, etc.). Tous ont été inventés pour les besoins du film (sauf Andrew Thornton, joué par Matthew Rhys).


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O’Shea Jackson Jr., Alden Ehrenreich, Ayoola Smart et Ray Liotta

Ray Liotta gangster

Ray Liotta, décédé en mai 2022, interprète Syd, un petit caïd de la drogue basé à St. Louis qui organise ses rendez-vous au fast-food du coin. L’acteur est habitué à jouer divers types de gangsters comme ses prestations dans (entre autres) Les Affranchis, Revolver, Cogan ou encore Many Saints of Newark en témoignent. Crazy Bear est l’un de ses derniers films.


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Elizabeth Banks conquise !

Ayant grandi avec les films de la fin des années 1970 et ceux des années 1980, Elizabeth Banks a tout de suite saisi le potentiel de Crazy Bear et l’hommage à cette époque que le film allait pouvoir retranscrire. Mais avant toute chose, elle se régalait à l’idée de faire un long métrage gore et divertissant. La réalisatrice explique : “En tant que spectatrice, aussi bien qu’en tant que quelqu’un qui a toujours rêvé de devenir réalisatrice, j’ai toujours adoré les films qui mélangeaient horreur et comédie. Selon moi ce sont les deux faces d’une même pièce.”

“Embarquer les spectateurs pour mieux les secouer comme sur des montagnes russes, les faire sursauter, rire et hurler à la fois, c’est ce qu’il peut vous arriver de mieux en tant que réalisateur. J’y ai réellement vu l’opportunité de réaliser une bonne comédie, avec des moments de purs fous rires, le tout sous-tendu par un vrai suspense, et saupoudré d’une tonne de gore. L’occasion de passer un vrai bon moment en savourant cette histoire énormissime d’ours géant qui sous l’emprise de la drogue, est prêt à dévorer des gens.”


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Concevoir l’ours…

Le plus gros défi a été de concevoir le fameux ours. Il était hors de question d’employer un animal sur le tournage, il allait donc falloir le fabriquer. Elizabeth Banks a décidé de confier cette mission à WETA, la célèbre compagnie d’effets spéciaux créée par Peter Jackson. La réalisatrice a par ailleurs opté pour un ours réaliste. Après avoir passé en revue des dizaines d’espèces différentes de la famille des ursidés, elle a arrêté son choix sur une femelle de la famille des ours Malais.

L’ours Malais est par nature omnivore, adore les arbres, est un excellent grimpeur, possède une stature massive et un pelage auburn éclairci par le soleil, tout en muscles, avec des pattes incurvées, de larges griffes aiguisées et un museau court. Ce museau est un atout de taille pour chasser, mais limite l’odorat de la bête, ce qui peut par conséquent gêner son aptitude à discerner ce qui est naturel ou pas, comestible ou non, comme… Un sachet de cocaïne, par exemple.

Pendant la dernière cérémonie des Oscars, Elizabeth Banks et un ours (ou plutôt un acteur portant un costume d’ours peu réaliste…) sont venus remettre le prix des effets visuels. La réalisatrice avait expliqué avec humour : “Sans les effets spéciaux, voici à quoi l’ours ressemblerait !”.

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Aleksandar Mitrovic barges referee as Fulham collapse with THREE red cards and concede two goals in crazy five minutes at Man United

March 24, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Fulham had Aleksandar Mitrovic, Willian and manager Marco Silva sent off in the space of a minute as they imploded at Manchester United.

The Cottagers had been on course victory in the FA Cup quarter-final clash on Sunday with Mitrovic putting them ahead at Old Trafford – only to see their hopes extinguished in a matter of moments.

Willian’s handball on the line sparked a chaotic few minutes
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Manager Marco Silva was the first to be shown red
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After Willian was sent off, Mitrovic was dismissed for his dissent too
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The Fulham striker was furious and put his hands on the referee before squaring up to him
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Fulham were in control after Mitrovic’s opener five minutes into the second half, but the game changed just before the 70th minute.

Antony broke down the right and squared the ball for Jadon Sancho, whose goalbound effort was blocked by the arm of Willian.

The referee initially gave a corner, only for a VAR review to be signalled.

Chaos then ensued as protesting Fulham boss Silva was sent off by referee Chris Kavanagh for saying something untoward while the official checked the monitor.

Kavanagh then signalled for a penalty and showed a red card to Willian.

That prompted a furious outburst from Mitrovic who barged into Kavanagh and squared up to him – earning the Serbian striker a red card too.

ABSOLUTE SCENES AT OLD TRAFFORD!! 😳

Tempers are flaring as Fulham go from 1-0 up to conceding a penalty and going down to 9-men… 🤯#ITVFootball | @EmiratesFACup pic.twitter.com/6vWTYNgRGT

— ITV Football (@itvfootball) March 19, 2023

It then went from bad to worse for Fulham as United scored twice in the next two minutes.

Bruno Fernandes sent Leno the wrong way from the penalty spot and two minutes later United led as Marcel Sabitzer flicked home Luke Shaw’s low cross for his first United goal.

Fernandes then lashed in United’s third in stoppage time as nine-man Fulham were overrun.

Twelve-time FA Cup winners United advance to the semi-finals to face Brighton at Wembley while Fulham will count the cost of a day that will surely hurt their push for Europe via the Premier League with suspensions to follow.

Mitrovic faces an anxious wait to see what action will be taken against him for putting his hands on an official, but Fulham boss Silva does not expect a lengthy suspension.

“I don’t think so,” Silva said of a potential long ban. “I saw the image of course and I already spoke with Mitro. It is a moment for him to control the emotions.

“Of course he pushed the referee but I didn’t see that being so bad as you are saying, so I hope the people who are going to decide, decide with the fairness the moment deserves.”

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“True, I Guess…”: 45 Hilarious Times It Hurt To Admit These People Were Technically Right | Bored Panda

March 24, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Sometimes you have no choice but to shrug your shoulders and go “I guess you are right.”

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Roman Kemp accidentally eats £10k prize Creme Egg as followers point out his hilarious mistake | Daily Mail Online

March 24, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

‘It tastes like regret!’ Roman Kemp accidentally eats £10k prize Creme Egg as followers point out his hilarious mistake

Roman Kemp accidentally ate a special Creme Egg which his followers pointed out could have been worth up to £10,000. 

The Capital Breakfast Host, 30, shared a photo of his discovery after unwrapping a half white, half milk chocolate treat while kicking back in front of the TV on Sunday. 

But his relaxing day soon descended into chaos when he discovered the truth behind the ‘new Cadbury’s egg.’ 

In the hilarious Twitter exchange, Roman added that the treat ‘tasted like regret’ after scoffing it down. 

Addressing the situation on Capital Breakfast on Monday, the presenter and his co-hosts Sian Welby and Chris Stark, asked Cadbury’s to help.  

Disaster: Roman Kemp, 30, accidentally ate a special Creme Egg which his followers pointed out could have been worth up to £10,000

Cadbury’s launched the prize draw earlier this year, with one of the half and half eggs being worth £10,000 and another 22 of them worth £50. 

Sharing a photo of the Creme Egg to Twitter, Roman penned: ‘What is this??? HALF WHITE HALF MILK CHOCOLATE?’

The panic soon set in after his fans revealed that he could have just ‘eaten £10,000.’

‘I’ve already eaten it and people are saying it’s worth 10k? I have eaten it what do I do now? HELP’

‘People saying it’s a prank or that I’ve tippexed it. I f****** wish. THIS IS NOT FUNNY. IT TASTES LIKE REGRET,’ Roman wrote. 

Speaking on Capital Sian said: ‘You wallow in shame, I mean it’s the most ridiculous, why, why did you go straight to the thought it was an error.’ 

Roman explained: ‘Because…and this is the only reason why I bring up the fact, here’s the problem, anytime I say something related to a brand they think it’s an advert, because I do a lot of adverts, and that’s fine. 

‘But this is a fact…I’ve eaten an egg that’s worth £10,000.’

Oops: The Capital Breakfast Host shared a photo of his discovery after unwrapping a half white, half milk chocolate treat while kicking back in front of the TV on Sunday

Chaos: But his relaxing day soon descended into chaos when he discovered the truth behind the ‘new Cadbury’s egg’

Sian explained: ‘Basically it turns out, people were tweeting him going “oh my god how have you not realised this, Cadbury’s have been doing this competition for months now” 

‘Obviously these eggs are so rare, there’s only about 5 in the whole UK. Trust him over there to get one! And he’s eaten it!’

‘So what’s the deal now,’ Chris questioned. 

Gutted: He explained: ‘But this is a fact…I’ve eaten an egg that’s worth £10,000’

‘I’ve eaten it, I’ve taken a picture of it at the time because I thought it was weird, the only thing that identifies me with said Egg is my weird bendy thumb,’ Ronan replied. 

‘What do I do? People last night on Twitter saying “you’ve tipp-exed that” as if I have the time! 

‘Someone who works for Cadburys and listens to the show, can you please come and talk to me. It’s a dark time right now!’

Listen to Capital Breakfast with Roman Kemp weekdays from 6am – 10am across the UK and on Global Player. 

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Dancing On Ice fans say ‘it’s a joke’ in undermarking row as Corrie’s Mollie Gallagher axed ahead of final – Manchester Evening News

March 23, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Viewers were stunned as they claimed that Coronation Street star Mollie Gallagher was ‘”undermarked” after she performed an emotional skate to My Immortal by Evanescence in the semi-final of Dancing On Ice. Mollie, who plays much-loved goth Nina Lucas in the Salford-based soap, skated with her pro partner Sylvain Longchambon in honour of her emotional Corrie storyline.

In May 2021 Nina and her boyfriend Seb Franklin were attacked by a vile gang on their way home. Nina was hospitalised and Seb died after sustaining horrific injuries. Mollie won Best Serial Drama Performance after taking centre stage for the hate crime storyline in memory of goth Sophie Lancaster.

The ITV soap worked with The Sophie Lancaster Foundation, set up by Sophie’s mum Sylvia who passed away in April last year. Sophie and her boyfriend Robert Maltby were set upon because they were members of the goth subculture and as a consequence of the attack in Stubbylee Park, Bacup in 2007, 20-year-old Sophie died from her injuries.

Mollie said their chosen song took her back to the scenes when a grieving Nina stripped herself of her goth makeup as she tried to erase her identity following Seb’s murder. And she said the skate was for everyone who feels ‘they don’t fit in.’

Fans were upset to see that what they thought was Mollie’s finest skate receive 8.5’s across the board from the judges, bringing in 34 out of 40. @sproutjoons gasped: “Oh wow… wow wow mollie i’m crying again that was absolutely stunning, took my breath away when she did that curled up bit in the lift it really struck my chest… they deserved 9s across the board.”

@Bfishermufc2 fumed: “34?! Are you actually kidding me right now?!” @crystxl_h said: “Molly should’ve been scored at least a 9 across the board that was her best skate by far.”

@TheRealZoeMBE complained: “For god sake, Mollie could literally skate with alligators whilst creating world peace and they would still give her a low score. That performance was beautiful. MOLLIE DESERVES BETTER.”

@HausofDylan95 shouted: “AGAIN undermarking her. Deserved at least one 9!” @RyanTheSoapking wrote: “No way was that 8.5. It was a 9.0 at least.” @samtheaspie thought: “Underscoring again bloody fix.” And @coolcatclare75 said: “@molgallagher11_ robbed again on scores! She was so much better than 8.5.”

Later Dancing On Ice watchers thought Mollie was ‘robbed’ as she was eliminated ahead of the final along with the Wanted singer Siva Kaneswaran, who performed an emotional tribute to his late bandmate Tom Parker. Skating through to next weekend’s final are Joey Essex and Vanessa Bauer, former Olympic gymnast Nile Wilson and Olivia Smart and RuPaul’s Drag Race winner The Vivienne and Colin Grafton.

@juliawaldron1 said: “How bloody predictable with results, it was obvious Mollie was never going to make it to the final, yes she is not the best dancer, but she was the only one who did the headbanger ..TWICE and still crap scoring don’t anyone say they don’t have favourites.”

@Thomstevens11 said: “Could you imagine if Mollie had been marked fairly she would probably have skated into the final.” And @kayla_louise96 fumed: “Dont think there was any need for a skate off… it was obvious from the scores alone who they would save.”

@h1736362929 argued: “So your telling me the two celebrities that got talked about the most today got voted out.” @Barbara94742236 tweeted: “What an absolute joke the wrong skaters went tonight that’s for sure it’s an absolute joke.”

But other fans were pleased with the result. @ThomassMattie cheered: “That’s the best news ever @THEVIVIENNEUK is through to finals!!” @SHANEOfficial_ said: “I have to say though, I am absolutely over the moon that The Vivienne made it to the Final without landing in the Skate Off. I would say she is the 2nd best skater behind Nile, so the correct 2 were safe imo.”

@punkdivestedbw wrote: “If Nile and Olivia doesn’t win I’ll fight.” Donna Marie Watkins applauded: “Nile to win @dancingonice I love him he’s brilliant.” And @actingtheparty said: “So glad Joey got through.”

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