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House Of The Dragon Funny Tweets Episode 4

September 21, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

“Every week I open HBO thinking to myself, I wonder what crimes Daemon Targaryen is committing today and what can I do to support him.”

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Martin Short Sneaks In Dig At Trump During Hilarious ‘Only Murders’ Emmys Bit | HuffPost Entertainment

September 21, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

…but the real star of the segment was Selena Gomez.

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Henry’s charm, Eboue’s corgis joke & the amazing story of the day the Queen invited Arsenal over for tea | Goal.com

September 21, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Arsenal were once invited by Her Majesty The Queen for afternoon tea – this is the story of that amazing day

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The Queen’s Platinum Jubilee Party at the Palace concert features Paddington Bear, star performances and a Partygate joke – ABC News

September 20, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Day three of Queen Elizabeth II’s Platinum Jubilee celebrations has closed with quite a show in front of Buckingham Palace.

The Party at the Palace concert kicked off at 8pm local time, with the line-up including Elton John, Ed Sheeran, Diana Ross, Alicia Keys and Hans Zimmer. 

In case you weren’t awake at 5am AEST to follow the action, here’s a wrap of some of the key moments. 

Paddington Bear met the Queen

The Queen sitting at a table with Paddington Bear.

The concert opened with a skit of the Queen sitting down to tea with fellow British icon Paddington Bear. 

Despite being characteristically polite and well-meaning, poor Paddington made a bit of a mess of the spread.

The ever-prepared bear offered the Queen an emergency marmalade sandwich — something he keeps stashed in his hat — but it turned out that was unnecessary. 

That’s because the Queen also keeps such essential provisions on hand at all times. 

Now we know why she’s always carrying around a handbag even when she has people to hold her things for her. 

The Queen grins as she takes a sandwich from her handbag

Lee Mack made a Partygate joke

Late last month saw the release of a scathing report into a series of parties held at British Prime Minister Boris Johnson’s official residence while the UK was under a strict COVID-19 lockdown. 

The scandal, dubbed Partygate, prompted fierce criticism and calls for the British PM to resign. In fact, Mr Johnson was booed on his arrival at the Platinum Jubilee thanksgiving service on Friday. 

Lee Mack speaks at the Platinum Jubilee concert

Comedian Lee Mack referenced the Partygate affair while on stage. Here’s what he said:

“Welcome to the Platinum Party at the Palace!

“We are here right outside the gates of Buckingham Palace for the party of a lifetime.

“And I tell you what, finally we can say the words “party” and “gate” and it’s a positive.

“That wasn’t in the autocue …”

Mr Johnson was in the audience.

Boris Johnson and his wife Carrie Johnson arrive for the Platinum Jubilee concert

There were a few Queen references 

The first came in the form of a performance by Queen (the band, that is) with Adam Lambert on vocals. 

They played We Will Rock You and Don’t Stop Me Now, with military drummers adding something a bit extra to the performance. 

Guitarist Brian May really drove the whole “queen” reference home by popping up above the stage in front of the Queen Victoria statue:

Brian May plays his guitar in front of a large statue of Queen Victoria at Buckingham Palace. He looks thrilled.

Later in the concert, Sam Ryder played Space Man — the song that earned him second place in the Eurovision Song Contest. 

But he tweaked the words slightly, singing “space ma’am” as a nod to the Queen. 

Sam Ryder playing guitar on stage while wearing a sparkly Union Jack bodysuit

Drones lit up the sky

It wasn’t all about what was happening on stage. 

Some carefully coordinated drones took to the sky to produce some rather regal images above Buckingham Palace. 

Drones form the shape of the words "thank you ma'am" above Buckingham Palace
Drones with lights form the shape of the Queen on a postage stamp above Buckingham Palace
Drones with blue and red lights make the shape of a happy corgi above Buckingham Palace.
Drones with blue and red lights form the shape of a teapot and teacup above Buckingham Palace

Prince Charles paid tribute to ‘Mummy’ and ‘Papa’

The Queen’s son and future king Prince Charles took to the stage to pay tribute to his mother as images of the monarch were projected on the walls of Buckingham Palace. 

Joined on stage by his wife Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, the prince spoke about the monarch’s “strength and stay” and said his “Papa”, Prince Philip, was much missed.

“But I’m sure he’s here in spirit,” he said. 

Camilla and Prince Charles on stage. Prince Charles lifts one hand up as he speaks into the microphone.

Here’s more of what he said:

“Your Majesty … Mummy, the scale of this evening’s celebration and the outpouring of warmth and affection over this whole Jubilee weekend is our way of saying thank you — thank you from your family, the country, the Commonwealth, in fact, the whole world.

“On behalf of us all, I wanted to pay my own tribute to your lifetime of selfless service — in pictures, in words and in light.

At this point, waved his hand and the palace lit up with spotlights.

He went on:

“I know what really gets my mother up in the morning is all of you, ladies and gentlemen.

“All of you watching at home, represented here tonight in this great audience.

“Your Majesty, you’ve been with us in our difficult times, and you bring us together to celebrate moments of pride, joy and happiness. Maybe this year it really is coming home.

“You have met us and talked with us. You laugh and cry with us. And most importantly, you have been there for us for these 70 years.

“You pledged to serve your whole life. You continue to deliver. That is why we are here. That is what we celebrate tonight.

“These pictures on your house are the story of your life and ours.

“So, Your Majesty, that is why we all say thank you. 

“Ladies and gentlemen, I know the Queen is watching these celebrations with much emotion — having, I hope, finished her marmalade sandwich — including immense regret that she cannot be here in person with us this evening.

But Windsor Castle is barely 20 miles away so if we cheer loudly enough she might, might just hear us. So let’s all join together.”

A cheer erupted from the crowd as more lights flashed around the palace.

Prince William called for climate action

Prince William stands a microphone, both hands on his heart.

The Queen’s grandson, Prince William, also fronted the crowd.

As the second heir to the throne, the Duke of Cambridge used his time on stage to look to the future with a sense of optimism. 

Here’s what he said:

“Well, no-one’s grandmother thanks them for talking about their age. My own grandmother has been alive for nearly a century.

“In that time, mankind has benefited from unimaginable technological developments and scientific breakthroughs.

“And although those breakthroughs have increased our awareness of the impacts humans have on our world, our planet has become more fragile.

“Today, in 2022, as the Queen celebrates her Platinum Jubilee, the pressing need to protect and restore our planet has never been more urgent. But like her, I am an optimist.

“Decades of making the case for taking better care of our world has meant that environmental issues are now at the top of the global agenda.

“More and more businesses and politicians are answering the call. And perhaps most inspiringly, the cause is now being spearheaded by an amazing and united generation of young people across the world. 

 ”When humankind focuses its minds, anything is possible. It’s my firm hope that my grandmother’s words are as true in 70 years’ time as they are tonight.

“That as nations, we come together in common cause. Because then there is always room for hope.

“Tonight has been full of such optimism and joy. And there is hope together if we harness the very best of humankind and restore our planet, we will protect it for our children, for our grandchildren, and for future generations to come.

“They will be able to say with pride at what’s been achieved, ‘What a wonderful world.'”

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Depp Cracks ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ Joke in Court at Heard’s Expense

September 20, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Over the past short while, many have been tuning into the Depp vs. Heard trial.

Considering how many are deep fans of Johnny Depp due to his various acting roles, especially Jack Sparrow, many were saddened to hear that Disney decided to part ways with him months ago as all of the drama with his ex-wife Amber Heard was unfolding.

gibbs (left) and jack sparrow (right) in pirates of the caribbean
Credit: Disney

One of the worst things to have happened to the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise was Disney’s choice to eliminate Johnny Depp from the franchise. Depp kicked off the role of Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) and carried out the role for the following five films.

Depp has become so iconic as Captain Jack Sparrow, so much so that multiple Disney attractions, from Disney World to Disneyland and more, have changed their attractions to fit in the rum-drinking pirate who looks identical to Depp. You can also meet Jack Sparrow in the Parks when you visit Disney, and he too looks just like Johnny Depp and behaves like him in the role as well! Because of this obsessive love that so many have for Depp, it is easy to understand why fans decided to boycott the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise when Disney gave him the boot.

The allegations that Depp abused his former wife quickly became a claim that everyone wanted to know more about. Depp continues to state that Heard’s allegations are false, and he has not been proven guilty by any court of law.

Pirates of the Caribbean with Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow (L) and Orlando Bloom as Will Turner (R)
Credit: Disney

We have since seen Depp’s career take a dip due to the court case and the rippling effects that Heard’s allegations have caused. After U.K. tabloid The Sun wrote an article defaming Depp while calling him abusive, Depp sued the publication. The actor lost the battle with the tabloid as well as his appeal. Shortly after, Depp would lose two major roles.

The Fantastic Beasts franchise helmed by Warner Bros. dropped the actor and recast him with Madds Mikkelson, and then Disney booted him from his iconic role of Jack Sparrow in the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise. After losing to The Sun in a libel lawsuit case in November 2021, Depp has gone back to court for a defamation case, claiming that Heard isn’t telling the truth and has ruined his career. Now fans watch the court case ensue as it continues right now in Fairfax, Virginia.

Captain Jack Sparrow animatronic at Disney Parks
Credit: Disney

We have even heard Depp’s former CAA agent has stated that she believes that Depp lost his most iconic role of Sparrow due to Amber Heard’s allegations, without them being proven as true. Christian Carino, who works for Creative Arts Agency, stated, “My opinion is that it was related to the accusations that Amber has made,” in a video that was shown in court.

In a recent video, fans caught Depp making a Jack Sparrow joke while Heard was on the stand. Heard was accusing Depp of having cocaine and kept noting that he had a jar, and repeated the word numerous times. If we cut to Depp, we can see him whisper to his legal team, “A jar of what? A jar of dirt?”. Of course, Pirates fans know this well to be a reference to the franchise, as Sparrow carries around a jar of dirt on the ship, proclaiming that “I have a jar of dirt!”

tizifvilla posted the video on Instagram with a clip of Depp playing Jack Sparrow in the films, with his iconic jar of dirt.

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At the moment, Amber Heard is still on the stand, and Depp’s team will soon be cross-examining her.

We have seen the media take heavy shots against Amber Heard, especially for her attempts to copy his various outfits to an identical standard. #IStandwithJohnnyDepp and #JusticeforJohnnyDepp have been trending throughout the last year. Still, following shocking revelations in the defamation court hearings, an output of support from the majority of fans has flooded social media. Johnny Depp has also admitted that no matter the cost, he is not looking to return to the role of Jack Sparrow in the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise.

johnny depp as jack sparrow close-up
Credit: D23

Amber has admitted to hitting Johnny Depp, defecating in their bed on purpose, and now, we are seeing Starbucks place out tip jars for customers to pick between Depp and Heard when they are getting their drink. 

At the moment, the trial is still ongoing, however, the amount of supporters that have been actively standing with Johnny Depp only continues to grow as more evidence and light is shed on this case. Continue to follow Inside the Magic for your latest updates.

What do you think about Johnny’s Pirates of the Caribbean joke in court? 

The post Depp Cracks ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ Joke in Court at Heard’s Expense appeared first on Inside the Magic.

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