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Ohio Elementary School Puts Funny Celebrity Signs In Carpool Line

September 9, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

An elementary school PTA group in Ohio made morning drop-off lines bearable — by entertaining parents.

On Aug. 29, parents who drove to Austintown Elementary School in Youngstown for the first day of classes were greeted by a pop culture flashback: Traffic signs inspired by beloved celebrities.

“Can’t park here!” read a sign with an image of rapper MC Hammer in his “U Can’t Touch This” era.

“Tell the kids Bye, Bye, Bye” was printed on a second sign showing former boy band NSYNC, referencing their 2000 hit song.

“Hey girl, move your car all the way up,” stated a sign bearing actor Ryan Gosling representing his popular “Hey Girl” meme.

A sign with members of the girl group TLC read, “Don’t go blocking drop off lanes,” spoofing the 1994 hit song “Waterfalls.”

Another sign featured actor David Schwimmer’s “Friends” character Ross Geller holding a couch. “PIVOT!! Out of the drop off line!” it read. The joke is from a February 1999 episode in which Ross and his friends struggle to move a couch into his apartment.

The last sign showed a car wrapped in Saran plastic wrap along with the phrase, “Please stay in your vehicle.”

Jessica Lippillo, the president of the Austintown Elementary PTA, told TODAY Parents she was inspired by an Arizona school district that posted creative drop-off signs. Lippillo said she wanted to make parents smile too.

“Drop-off lines are hard,” she said. “Ours usually runs smoothly but this year, some of our kids are attending school for the first time ever because of COVID. Students and parents are feeling anxious and I wanted to alleviate their stress.”

The signs are for the parents’ enjoyment, clarified Lippillo, not the younger students, who probably won’t recognize the celebrities.

“My older kid knows about NSYNC because I listen to ’90s boy band music,” she joked, adding that amused parents have posted comments on Facebook like, “These aren’t for the kids — they’re for us!”

Lippillo had a second motive for posting the signs: “I wanted parents to see that the PTA has a sense of humor.”

The signs will stay put for another week, then will be removed to preserve them.

Lippillo, who is already thinking ahead to different end-of-year signs, said PTA members from all over the country have called her to ask about the signs. “That’s nice to see.”

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‘Everyone knows this guy is crazy’ – Oleksandr Usyk wants to face Tyson Fury in 2023 but is open to Anthony Joshua trilogy if undisputed fight falls through, which won’t be December

September 9, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Unified heavyweight world champion Oleksandr Usyk is desperate to make an undisputed fight with Tyson Fury but he’s unsure if it’ll actually happen.

Usyk retained his IBF, WBA and WBO heavyweight titles with another convincing victory over Anthony Joshua last month to set up a mouth-watering clash with ‘The Gypsy King’.

Usyk defended his unified WBA, WBO and IBF heavyweight world titles when he beat Joshua by split decision
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Fury has retired twice since beating Dillian Whyte in April and insists only ‘obscene’ amounts of money would get him back in the ring.

A fight with Usyk in Saudi Arabia on December 17 has been proposed by Fury’s promoter Frank Warren – but the undefeated fighter wants the Saudis to cough up £500m to coax him out of retirement.

During a recent press conference in Ukraine, Usyk revealed that talks are underway for a fight with Fury, but he is not sure if they’ll amount to anything.

“I want the WBC title,” he told gathered media in Kyiv on Friday.

Usyk wants to add to his collection of heavyweight belts
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Fury says he has retired but is yet to vacate his WBC world title
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“Although many in the boxing world would like this fight, we don’t know what Tyson has in his head. Everyone knows that this is a very crazy guy.

“Managers and promoters are working to make the fight take place. I would really like this fight to happen next year. But if it’s not Fury, then there is no interest in boxing with anyone else.”

The 35-year-old has no interest in returning to the ring this year and explained why a potential fight between him and Fury will not take place until next year.

“Fighting Tyson Fury in December is impossible,” Usyk added.

“For two reasons. First, I have old injuries that need to be treated. They made themselves known. Recovery will take a couple of months.

“Second, I just don’t want to box in December. I haven’t left the gym for half a year, I want to be with my children, my family, there are certain things to do at home. Boxing can wait a little. Next year, I think it will happen.”

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But he’s refused to rule out a third fight with Joshua
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While his heart is set on a fight with Fury, the former cruiserweight king hasn’t closed the door on a trilogy bout with Joshua despite convincingly beating the Englihsman in successive fights.

“If Fury floats away, then maybe we will agree on a third fight with Joshua,” Usyk concluded.

Before that can happen, Joshua has some work to do. Boxing promoter Eddie Hearn is already planning a comeback fight for his star client later this year and has suggested next summer he could rematch Dillian Whyte in a UK stadium show.

Who knows, this time next year Usyk vs Joshua 3 may be in play.

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Heart Evangelista reacts to Kevin Kwan’s revelation that he wanted her to audition for ‘Crazy Rich Asians’ | GMA Entertainment

September 8, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Heart Evangelista on Kevin’s big reveal: “What? I didn’t know that!”

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Bill Maher torches Democrats outraged over Kevin McCarthy’s joke about Nancy Pelosi: ‘Shut the f*** up’

September 8, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Comedian Bill Maher sharply rebuked Democrats on his HBO show Friday for their “bad faith” attacks on House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.), who was recently the target of Democratic outrage after making a joke that involved House Speaker Nancy Pelosi.

Maher’s comments came after a lengthy monologue lambasting the woke backlash against actor Matt Damon, who admitted last month he recently stopped using an anti-gay slur, only to say later that he has never said the word.

What did Maher say?

After condemning the “woke police” from “wokeville” for sentencing Damon to “wokecatraz,” Maher said he is “so tired of bad faith arguments.”

The “Real Time” host then pointed to Democratic outrage over something McCarthy said two weeks ago. As TheBlaze reported, McCarthy joked at a Republican fundraising dinner that, while referring to the House speaker’s gavel, “it will be hard not to hit her with it but I will bang it down” if Republicans regain the House majority after the 2022 midterm elections.

“Two weeks ago, Nancy Pelosi called Republican House leader Kevin McCarthy a moron. That’s not the bad faith part of the story. That’s the true part,” Maher began.

“But a few days later, McCarthy was speaking to a group of Republicans and said jokingly — but he is Kevin McCarthy — he said that if Republicans took the House in 2022, ‘I want you to watch Nancy Pelosi hand me that gavel, it will be hard not to hit her with it.’ Pelosi’s office called it a threat of violence. Hakeem Jeffries said violence against women is no laughing matter. And [Rep.] Eric Swalwell said McCarthy was a would be assailant who must resign,” Maher continued.

“Shut up. Shut the f*** up,” Maher said of McCarthy’s critics.

“This is what bad faith is,” Maher added. “You don’t really think it was a threat of violence or that anyone thinks such violence would be a laughing matter, or that Kevin McCarthy is a would be assailant any more than anyone thinks Matt Damon’s a homophobe.”


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Blasting woke culture has become a regular feature of Maher’s show.

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September 8, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

बॉलीवुड एक्ट्रेस अमृता अरोड़ा आज अपना 43वां बर्थडे मना रही हैं. ऐसे में फैन्स के साथ-साथ बॉलीवुड सेलेब्रिटीज भी अमृता को बर्थडे की बधाईयां दे रहे हैं. अमृता की बहन मलाइका अरोड़ा के बाद अब उनकी बेस्टफ्रेंड और एक्ट्रेस करीना कपूर ने बेहद फनी अंदाज में उन्हें बर्थडे विश किया है. करीना कपूर खान ने अमृता अरोड़ा संग इंस्टाग्राम पर कुछ तस्वीरें शेयर की हैं. इन तस्वीरों में अमृता और करीना मस्ती करती नजर आ रही हैं.

अमृता के लिए करीना की फनी बर्थडे विश 

फोटो में देखा जा सकता है कि करीना कैमरा के लिए पोज कर रही हैं और अमृता अरोड़ा फिसलकर गिर रही हैं. इस फोटो को शेयर करते हुए करीना कपूर ने लिखा, ”ये फोटो सबकुछ बयां कर रही हैं. जब तुम 100वीं बार फिसल रही हो, मैं पैपराजी के लिए पाउट कर रही हूं. लेकिन माई गर्ल, तुम्हें पता है कि मैं तुम्हारा साथ अनंत तक दूंगी. तुम्हें पता है तुम हमेशा मेरी गोल्डन गर्ल रहोगी (मेरी बात का मतलब समझने के लिए स्वाइप करके दूसरी फोटो देखो. मेरी सोल सिस्टर, मेरी बेस्टेस्ट फ्रेंड.”

मलाइका अरोड़ा ने बहन अमृता को किया विश 

बता दें कि करीना कपूर की दोस्ती अमृता अरोड़ा और उनकी बहन मलाइका अरोड़ा से सालों पुरानी है. मलाइका अरोड़ा की बात करें तो उन्होंने भी बहन अमृता को एक स्वीट फोटो पोस्ट कर विश किया है. मलाइका ने अमृता के साथ फोटोज शेयर कर लिखा- ‘हमेशा तुम्हारे साथ हूं मेरी छोटी बहन, तुम पर नजर रहती है. आशा है हम हमेशा साथ हंसेंगे, रोएंगे, लड़ेंगे, खाएंगे, खाना बनाएंगे, साथ घूमेंगे…ढेर सारा प्यार…हैप्पी बर्थडे अमृता अरोड़ा.”

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