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Daniel Craig recalls the moment the ‘very funny’ Queen cracked a joke at his expense | Daily Mail Online

September 15, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Daniel Craig has recalled the joke the Queen made at his expense when they met during their 2012 Olympics skit, with the star hailing her as ‘very funny’. 

The country’s longest-reigning royal, Queen Elizabeth II, died ‘peacefully’, aged 96, at Balmoral in Scotland on Thursday.

And prior to her death during an appearance on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert in the US on Wednesday, the James Bond actor, 53, looked back on their meeting as he told the host what she was like in private.

Memory: Daniel Craig has recalled the joke the Queen made at his expense when they met during their 2012 Olympics skit, with the star hailing her as ‘very funny’

Keen to know what the monarch was like behind closed doors, Stephen, 58, asked: ‘I understand that you may not be able to answer this question, but I’m gonna ask anyway: What’s she like in private?’

Remembering their time together, Daniel – who appeared in the now infamous Olympics opening ceremony sketch with the Queen a decade ago – replied: ‘Very funny. Very funny’

‘[She] wants to crack a joke, and [she] cracked a joke about me. 

‘We were having our photographs taken and she just went, ‘Oh no, he’s the one that doesn’t smile. Fair enough!’ 

So sad: The country’s longest-reigning royal, Queen Elizabeth II, died ‘peacefully’, aged 96, at Balmoral in Scotland on Thursday

The 007 star then went on to describe what her beloved corgis were like, recalling how he enjoyed time playing with the ‘friendly’ dogs.

He explained: ‘I was rolling around on the floor with them most of the time.

‘I think they have their own footmen, they’re very friendly.’

The No Time To Die actor, and Her Majesty filmed a hilarious scene for the opening ceremony, featuring 007 accompanying the royal Bond girl to a helicopter.’

Chat: Prior to her death during an appearance on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert in the US on Wednesday, the James Bond actor, 53, looked back on their meeting as he told the host what she was like in private.

The memorable scene ended with stunt performers, doubling for Bond and the Queen, jumping out of the helicopter and parachuting into the stadium.

The recorded sequence – directed by Danny Boyle –  opened at Buckingham Palace, where a tuxedo-wearing Craig as 007 was presented to the Queen by her personal footman as she was writing a letter and training her corgis Monty, Willow and Holly to roll over.

Greeting him with an ‘Evening, Mr Bond’, the Queen, in a rose-pink dress, was seen striding briskly through the palace with the action hero before climbing into a helicopter emblazoned with the Union Flag.

The two were depicted as soaring over the streets of London and through Tower Bridge until they finally reached the Olympic Park.

Funny: ‘[She] wants to crack a joke, and [she] cracked a joke about me. ‘We were having our photographs taken and she just went, ‘Oh no, he’s the one that doesn’t smile. Fair enough!’ (pictured with the Queen at the Casino Royale premiere in 2006)

Speaking about the skit in 2012, the actor said:  ‘It wasn’t supposed to be funny. It was supposed to be serious.

‘She was fun, incredibly game. We had a short space of time and I was a bit grumpy as it was my day off and suddenly I am at the Palace with the Queen at her private chamber.’

‘And she improvises a little bit. She was supposed to be sitting at the desk and she asked if she could write, so she pretended to write.’

In 2019, the Queen’s dressmaker and confidante Angela Kelly revealed it took ‘just five minutes’ to persuade Her Majesty to agree to director Danny Boyle’s request for her to appear alongside Daniel Craig in the famous footage of her appearing to parachute into the Olympic Stadium.

Mrs Kelly, the Queen’s dresser of 25 years, wrote in her book The Other Side Of The Coin: The Queen, The Dresser And The Wardrobe how she was called to a meeting with Boyle and private secretary Edward Young to discuss the idea in 2011.

Four-legged pals: The 007 star then went on to describe what her beloved corgis (pictured) were like, recalling how he enjoyed time playing with the ‘friendly’ dogs

‘I asked him and Edward to give me five minutes so that I could ask the Queen,’ she said.

‘I remember the look of shock on Danny’s face that I would be asking Her Majesty straight away, but there’s no point in waiting around with these things: If she said no, that would be the end of it.

‘I ran upstairs and luckily the Queen was free. She was very amused by the idea and agreed immediately. I asked if she would like a speaking part. Without hesitation, Her Majesty replied, “Of course I must say something. After all, he is coming to rescue me”.

Action: The No Time To Die actor, and Her Majesty filmed a hilarious scene for the opening ceremony, featuring 007 accompanying the royal Bond girl to a helicopter. Craig is pictured at the No Time To Die premiere 

‘I asked whether she would like to say, “Good evening, James” or “Good evening, Mr Bond” and she chose the latter, knowing the Bond films. Within minutes, I was back in Edward’s office delivering the good news to Danny – I think he almost fell off his chair when I said that the Queen’s only stipulation was that she could deliver that iconic line.’

Meanwhile, after calling his interaction with the Queen, Daniel shared a heartwarming tribute to her following her death.

In a statement to the PA news agency, the 007 actor paid tribute to the former monarch, saying she would be ‘profoundly missed.’

‘I, like so many, was deeply saddened by the news today and my thoughts are with the royal family, those she loved and all those who loved her. She leaves an incomparable legacy and will be profoundly missed.’

Following the Queen’s death, a host of other big names from the showbiz world shared tributes to the monarch, including Victoria Beckham, Sir Elton John and Mick Jagger. 

It comes as Britain is today mourning the death of its beloved Monarch, Queen Elizabeth II. After a remarkable 70 years on the throne, the country’s longest-reigning royal yesterday died ‘peacefully’, aged 96, at Balmoral in Scotland.

Her death sparked an immediate and huge outpouring of emotion, with thousands of heartbroken mourners gathering outside the gates of Buckingham Palace and other royal buildings yesterday evening.

Rest in peace: It comes as Britain is today mourning the death of its beloved Monarch, Queen Elizabeth II  

At one point, a rendition of ‘God Save The Queen’ rang out among the mourners, followed by cheers of ‘Long Live The King’.

Others laid flowers outside Windsor Castle – where The Queen had spent much of her time following the death of her beloved husband, Prince Philip, in April last year.

And in a sign of the Queen’s considerable worldwide influence and appeal, royal fans laid flowers outside British embassies including in Washington, Berlin and Oslo.

Senior royals dashed to be at the Queen’s bedside on Thursday, but did not reach Balmoral in time before she passed, it is believed.

Only her eldest children, Prince Charles and Princess Anne, who were already in Scotland at the time of the Monarch’s sudden turn for the worse, were able to make it to the royal estate before her death, sources said.

Tragedy:  Her death sparked an immediate and huge outpouring of emotion, with thousands of mourners gathering outside the gates of Buckingham Palace on Thursday evening (pictured)

Prince Andrew, Prince Edward, his wife Sophie, and Prince William all flew in from Berkshire via private jet to Aberdeen on Thursday as they dashed to Balmoral to see her. But it is understood that they did not reach the estate before she passed.

Prince Harry, who was due to attend a charity event with wife Meghan in London on Thursday, also attempted to reach Balmoral in time. But he arrived at 8pm, nearly an hour-and-a-half after the public were informed of the Queen’s death.

The Queen’s son Charles, the former Prince of Wales, is now King Charles III, while Prince William has inherited his father’s title and is now, along with his wife, styled The Duke and Duchess of Cornwall and Cambridge. William is also now the ‘heir apparent’ to the British throne. 

Announcement: Buckingham Palace announced the sad news of the Queen’s passing on Thursday

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Tonton Crazy Rich Surabaya yang Lahir di Bekas Kandang Ayam di Sini!

September 14, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Program Ask d’Boss kali ini menghadirkan orang kaya Surabaya Hermanto Tanoko. Bos cat Avian Paint ini bercerita banyak soal kehidupan dan perjalanan bisnisnya.

Yang menarik, dia bercerita lahir di bekas kandang ayam. Kesuksesannya saat ini bukan tanpa perjuangan. Kedua orang tuanya mengajarkan Hermanto Tanoko untuk menjalani proses sebelum mendapatkan apa yang dia inginkan.

Kepada detikcom, Bos Avian ini bercerita tentang bagaimana jatuh bangun menjalani bisnis hingga kini memimpin perusahaan cat terkenal di Indonesia.

Penasaran bagaimana cerita kehidupan Hermanto dari kandang ayam bisa jadi Crazy Rich Surabayan? Yuk tonton Ask d’Boss bersama Hermanto Tanoko Sekarang!

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149 Of The Best Dad Jokes That Are Actually Quite Funny

September 14, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Dads, the New Balance-wearing heroes, the Bermuda shorts-clad supporters, and the slightly protruding pouch-donning meat smokers. Dads are almost like some mythical beings seeing no shortcomings of wearing THE sock and sandal combo, while everyone else shies away from this fashion fiasco as if it would cost their lives. They will pinch your arm if you have a boo-boo on your knee and tell you, ‘Well, THAT doesn’t hurt anymore, does it?’ and they will also remind you your whole life of that one time you stuck a finger in a lawn chair filigree and couldn’t pull it out. However, they will also be there to support you no matter what and will often make even the gravest atmosphere lighter with that universal sense of humor typical only for Fathers. Yup, it’s the dad jokes that turn a man into a father, and it’s the dad jokes that will forever make you groan, cringe, and blow a raspberry. But admit it, you like it, and so do we.

And somehow, only dads can get away with these silly jokes – maybe it’s because they have no fear of embarrassment or maybe because of their mythical Dad Powers that can turn even the lamest joke into an uproarious event. This we have no answer to, and the only thing we can do upon hearing such a joke is to try not to roll our eyes so hard they fall out of their sockets. But let’s get to the point here – while you might think that the dad joke is the most exploited category of jokes ever, let us remind you that the generations of fathers are changing, thus spawning newer, fresher, and even more cringy jokes constantly. That’s why we’ve gathered a list of the best dad jokes that came to the Internets just recently and are offering it to you!

Now, you know what to do – do some warm-up exercises for your facial muscles in preparation to frown, chortle, and snort and scroll down below to check the au courant dose of dad jokes. Then, vote for the silly jokes that made you spill your coffee in exasperation and share these dad-isms with your friends!

#1

I wish Covid-19 had started in Las Vegas. Because what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

#2

I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren’t going to work out.

#3

I just watched all the Harry Potter movies back to back with a friend. It maybe wasn’t the best idea, because it meant I couldn’t see the TV.

#4

I used to run a dating service for chickens. But I was struggling to make hens meet.

#5

Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?

They just seem a little shady!

#6

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.

#7

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

#8

Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, “Do you know how to drive this thing?”

#9

My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.

#10

Which days are the strongest?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

#11

Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves. Finally, my high school karate lessons paid off.

#12

Air used to be free at the gas station, now it’s $1.50. You know why?

Inflation.

#13

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere!

#14

A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere!

#15

What’s the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.

#16

This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there!

#17

What’s brown and sticky?

A stick!

#18

Can February march?

No, but April may!

#19

What do you call it when Dwayne Johnson buys a cutting tool?

Rock pay-for scissors.

#20

My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down!

#21

My uncle named his dogs Rolex and Timex. They’re his watch dogs!

#22

I’ll call you later. Don’t call me later, call me Dad!

#23

My doctor told me I was going deaf. The news was hard for me to hear.

#24

One of my favorite memories as a kid was when my brothers used to put me inside a tire and roll me down a hill. They were Goodyears!

#25

Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.

#26

How does a man on the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

#27

Why is it a bad idea to iron your four-leaf clover?

Cause you shouldn’t press your luck.

#28

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.

#29

I can’t take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

#30

My wife said I was immature. So I told her to get out of my fort.

#31

When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.

#32

A guy goes to his doctor because he can see into the future. The doctor asks him, “How long have you suffered from that condition?”

The guy tells him, “Since next Monday.”

#33

What concert costs just 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickelback!

#34

What do you call a mac ‘n’ cheese that gets all up in your face?

Too close for comfort food!

#35

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use a honeycomb.

#36

Why couldn’t the astronaut land on the moon?

Because it was full.

#37

What do you call a beehive without an exit?

Unbelievable.

#38

Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?

Because they have no body to go with!

#39

If towels could tell jokes, I think they’d have a very dry sense of humor.

#40

I’m so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed!

#41

What did the policeman say to his belly button?

You’re under a vest!

#42

What rock group has four men that don’t sing?

Mount Rushmore.

#43

What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?

European.

#44

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint!

#45

Why did the old man fall in the well?

Because he couldn’t see that well!

#46

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up. Good thymes.

#47

Why do dogs float in water?

Because they are good buoys.

#48

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish!

#49

What’s ET short for?

Because he’s only got tiny legs!

#50

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Put some boogie in it!

#51

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He neverlands!

#52

Student: “Can I go to the bathroom?”

Teacher: “It’s ‘may.'”

Student: “No, it’s January.”

#53

Why was the coach yelling at a vending machine?

He wanted his quarter back.

#54

Why do vampires seem sick?

They’re always coffin.

#55

Why couldn’t the green pepper practice archery?

Because it didn’t habanero.

#56

Why did the stadium get so hot after the game?

Because all the fans left.

#57

What do you call a sad cup of coffee?

Depresso.

#58

After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?

Because he had a ton of sick beets.

#59

My dog used to chase people on a scooter a lot. It got so bad we had to take his scooter away.

#60

Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.

#61

I tell dad jokes but I have no kids…I’m a faux pa!

#62

Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip?

I was heels over head!

#63

I would avoid the sushi if I were you. It’s a little fishy!

#64

Five out of four people admit they’re bad with fractions!

#65

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?

He pasta way!

#66

I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks!

#67

I invented a new word today: plagiarism!

#68

What do you call a donkey with only three legs?

A wonkey!

#69

In America, using the metric system can get you in legal trouble. In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.

#70

I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.

#71

Some people can’t distinguish between etymology and entomology. They bug me in ways I can’t put into words.

#72

I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

#73

A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, “Sorry we don’t serve food here.”

#74

I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.

#75

If an English teacher is convicted of a crime and doesn’t complete the sentence, is that a fragment?

#76

I think my wife is putting glue on my antique weapons collection. She denies it but I’m sticking to my guns!

#77

What did the Ranch say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

“Close the door, I’m dressing!”

#78

What do you call a fake noodle?

An Impasta!

#79

Why did the math book look so sad?

Because of all of its problems!

#80

If two vegans get in a fight, is it still considered a beef?

#81

I’m addicted to collecting vintage Beatles albums. I need Help!

#82

What does the cell say to his sister when she steps on his toe?

“Oh my toe sis!”

#83

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So we stopped playing chess.

#84

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.

#85

I didn’t want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.

#86

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast!

#87

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired!

#88

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

#89

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Well, I’m not going to spread it!

#90

Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg.

#91

Want to hear a joke about construction?

I’m still working on it!

#92

I was really angry at my friend Mark for stealing my dictionary. I told him, “Mark, my words!”

#93

I’m starting a new dating service in Prague. It’s called Czech-Mate.

#94

Why do Dads take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one.

#95

What kind of music did the pilgrims listen to?

Plymouth rock.

#96

How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together!

#97

What’s a ninja’s favorite type of shoes?

Sneakers!

#98

Did you hear about the bacon cheeseburger who couldn’t stop telling jokes?

It was on a roll.

#99

I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop. It was sole destroying!

#100

My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!

#101

Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants!

#102

My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?

“And I told him, “No it doesn’t!”

#103

I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised!

#104

So a vowel saves another vowel’s life. The other vowel says, “Aye E! I owe you!”

#105

If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?!

#106

After dinner, my wife asked if I could clear the table. I needed a running start, but I made it!

#107

This morning, Siri said, “Don’t call me Shirley.” I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode!

#108

A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. The judge asks her, “First offender?”

She says, “No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!”

#109

I know a lot of jokes about retired people but none of them work!

#110

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto!

#111

What rhymes with boo and stinks?

You!

#112

St. Francis worked at Krispy Kreme. He was a deep friar.

#113

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

#114

Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows?

They’re making headlines.

#115

My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. “That’s my stepladder,” he said. “I never knew my real ladder.”

#116

I got a hen to regularly count her own eggs. She’s a real mathamachicken!

#117

I’ve been bored recently so I’ve decided to take up fencing. The neighbors said they will call the police unless I put it back.

#118

I never buy pre-shredded cheese. Because doing it yourself is grate.

#119

I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.

#120

What do scholars eat when they’re hungry?

Academia nuts.

#121

What do you call an ant that has been shunned by his community?

A socially dissed ant.

#122

I spent a lot of time, money, and effort childproofing my house… but the kids still get in.

#123

Why do melons have weddings?

Because they cantaloupe!

#124

What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire!

#125

What do you call a factory that sells passable products?

A satisfactory!

#126

How does Moses make his coffee?

Hebrews it.

#127

Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket?

“Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.”

#128

What is the tallest building in the world?

The library—it’s got the most stories.

#129

I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs!

#130

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot!

#131

What do Santa’s elves listen to ask they work?

Wrap music!

#132

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

Sofishticated.

#133

Within minutes, the detectives knew what the murder weapon was. It was a brief case.

#134

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!

#135

When the grocery store clerk asks me if I want the milk in a bag, I always tell him, “No, I’d rather drink it out of the carton!”

#136

I accidentally dropped my pillow on the floor. I think it has a concushion.

#137

Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said “parking fine.”

#138

A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

#139

I’m reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it.

#140

I don’t really call for funerals that start before noon. I guess I’m just not a mourning person!

#141

How do you tell the difference between a bull and a milk cow?

It is either one or the utter.

#142

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He couldn’t see himself doing it!

#143

What do you call a shoe made of a banana?

A slipper!

#144

I slept like a log last night. Woke up in the fireplace!

#145

I thought about going on an all-almond diet… But that’s just nuts!

#146

The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this!

#147

Did you hear about the ATM that got addicted to money?

It suffered from withdrawals.

#148

Which U.S. state is famous for its extra-small soft drinks?

Minnesota!

#149

A Vicks VapoRub truck overturned on the highway this morning. Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours!

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10 funny reasons many Kenyans won’t use the expressway

September 13, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Nairobi Expressway, the 27km miracle that has been making folks wonder whether they are in Dubai or Kanairo, finally went live at the beginning of May. It was instantly hailed as a marvel, cutting short the time it would take one to drive from JKIA to Westlands to mere minutes. It is also easy on the eye. But Kenyans, a notoriously stubborn lot, are dipping their toes into the project. Their reasons range from actual financial concerns to sillier ones like the toll stations reminding them of their university gates. Here are reasons Kenyans have been hesitant to embrace one of the most impressive roads in Africa:

1. It’s too efficient
That thing is simply too effective. Nearly 30km in 10 minutes? What were they thinking? So now you can get to work in time? Now you cannot tiptoe into a meeting 40 minutes late, head bowed, talking about the fearsome traffic “pale tu ukiingia tao”? Traffic is our birthright, dammit. What next? Getting home at 5.15pm to spend time with your wife? No, we would much rather fight for the first lane with matatus, thank you very much.

2. Me? Waste my taxes?
Someone whispered that the Expressway was constructed thanks to Kenyan taxpayer money. Kenyans may not have been keen when the contract details were being reported, but as long as someone mentioned their taxes, it was reason enough to boycott that road of theirs. They are patriotic, you see, and they won’t stand for foreigners rummaging around inside their pockets. They can keep their road.

3. Kenyans are broke
As effective as the new road is, it is not kind to the pocket. Kenyans are good at scaling up, so when they heard a trip along the stretch of the highway costs up to 300 good ones, they quickly counted fingers and toes and surmised that it meant upwards of 12k in a month. Will we buy cooking gas or drive to Mlolongo, many Kenyans wondered as they flagged down a matatu.

4. It was meant for foreigners
We have seen the tweets praising the Expressway. The ones saying this are our government does not play when it comes to infrastructure. The ones hailing the road as a gift we will be reaping from for generations to come. Those people are the same ones who said SGR was the cat’s pajamas. And so Kenyans don’t want siasa. Maybe when they make it they will come back and do the Mlolongo-Westlands run in 10 minutes.

5. No njugu hawkers allowed
It is elitist, that Expressway of theirs. They have locked boda bodas out, hiding behind big English phrases like two-wheeled motorists to confuse them. Worse, however, is the refusal to allow small-time hawkers to access the super-road. This means no rolling down your window to grab a quick handful of groundnuts. Or a banana. Or a wallet. No haggling over a windshield wiper. No chance of seeing an unfathomably juicy The Nairobian front page on display as a vendor passes. Why would they use the road?

6. Only big cars use it
Not everyone has a V6. Even those ones who have the big Mercedes are rare enough. The best most of us can do is the Nissan with the big bumbum. The rest? A stunning array of Vitz, Passo and Demio kadudus. We don’t want to get into pissing contests on the road. We don’t want to start measuring kadudus with Subaru boys when we are just trying to get to work. The Expressway is full of big cars; small jalopies are content driving in circles just to avoid potholes down below.

7. No lipa na M-Pesa
They are saying if you don’t have cash in hand, you should not even approach those toll stations. To which Kenyans snorted with disbelief. Even Maina, the conductor who runs his Embassava matatu like a dictatorship, usually hands his phone to passengers who want to pay via MPesa. Even mama mbogas have till numbers. Heck, the only place money is still fully operational is on the highway to your village, because bribes have to be non-electronic. Kenyans are tech-savvy people, so until those jokers shape up and wise up, shauri yao.

8. Mine is just a short trip
You know how Kenyans move. “I’m just popping over to Mombasa Road kidogo, I’ll be right back.” “Acha niingie ofisi kidogo.” “You guy, si we pitia Langata.” Ours are more short, random trips than long intentional ones. And we reserve the right, during those trips, to change our minds entirely. “Ama we use Jogoo Road?” Cue the very illegal 180 degree turn in the middle of the highway. The way that Expressway is set up? Ah ah.

9. Someone might photograph them
The Expressway, Kenyans will grudgingly admit, is a ridiculously photogenic phenomenon. It is like the Eiffel tower. Or the building in town inspired by a donkey’s apparatus. Or potential DP Rigathi Gachagua. You see so many photos of it in the course of the day, you wonder if you are being stalked. Kenyans are hesitant to venture into the Expressway because they might end up in some unfocused drone photo on the internet, or their photo of them pleading with the toll attendant might trend on Twitter for a week straight.

10. Good, old-fashioned stubbornness
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Lea Michele apparently received a total of six standing ovations for her debut performance as Fanny Brice in Broadway’s Funny Girl revival, which opened on Tuesday (6 September).

The show at New York’s August Wilson Theater marked Michele’s return to Broadway for the first time in 13 years.

According to news reports, audience members rose to their feet as soon as the Glee actor, 36, stepped on stage.

This was followed by three more ovations for Michele as Brice – a role first played by Barbara Streisand – before the intermission, Deadline reported.

One of these was for her rendition of “Don’t Rain On My Parade”, which Michele also performed as her character Rachel Berry on Fox’s hit musical dramedy Glee.

According to Variety, the show was attended by A-list celebrities including Michele’s Spring Awakening co-star and close friend Jonathan Groff, who was “sobbing at various points”.

Other stars in attendance included Glee creator Ryan Murphy, Drew Barrymore, Zachary Quinto, producer Jordan Roth, and Harvey Fierstein, who said he hadn’t had “a night like this in the theatre in years”.

Tovah Feldshuh also earned praise for her performance as Brice’s mother. During the curtain call, both Michele and Feldshuh received bouquets of white roses on-stage from company members.

Variety reporter Rebecca Rubin tweeted a video of Michele “sobbing through her first curtain call” in Funny Girl after the performance.

Ahead of the premiere, Michele posted a picture of herself in character.

She also dedicated a post to “to the Fannys who have fearlessly graced the stage before me”, including Beanie Feldstein, Julie Benko, Ephie Ardema and “Barbara Streisand, our queen”.

When the revival was first announced, Feldstein was announced to star as Fanny Brice. However, in July this year, the show’s producers confirmed rumours that Michele would be taking over the role from 6 September, amid mixed reviews for Feldstein’s performance.

In a statement posted to Instagram, Feldstein said that she stepped away as production decided to take the show in a “different direction.”

“Playing Fanny Brice…has been a lifelong dream of mine and doing so for the last few months has been a great joy”, Feldstein said at the time.

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