Now that’s putting it on a plate! Erling Haaland and Kevin De Bruyne show their relationship is growing on AND off the pitch with hilarious Instagram exchange over the striker’s restaurant trip… as pair prepare for their first Etihad link up

Manchester City star Erling Haaland has admitted he dreams of Kevin De Bruyne ‘every night’ after they combined for the Norwegian’s second goal against West Ham. 

The pair linked up during City’s 2-0 win on Sunday as De Bruyne assisted Haaland with a sublime through ball before the Norwegian finished past Alphonse Areola.

They are set to play together at the Etihad Stadium for the first time in the Premier League this weekend as Pep Guardiola’s side host Bournemouth.

Erling Haaland (centre) and Kevin De Bruyne (right) linked up during City’s win over West Ham

The Belgian assisted Haaland for his second goal and the pair have connected off the pitch too

And City fans will be delighted to see their off-field connection is blossoming along with their chemistry on the pitch after a hilarious Instagram exchange.

Haaland posted a photo on the app at a restaurant with the caption: ‘About to order the whole menu.’

De Bruyne replied in the comments section and said: ‘You want me to hold the menu and assist you?’

To which Haaland replied: ‘Yes, I’m dreaming of it every night. Don’t know why.’ 

The Norwegian posted a photo on his Instagram captioned ‘About to order the whole menu’

De Bruyne jokingly responded to Haaland in reference to the goal he assisted in Sunday’s win

The £51million striker responded to his team-mate and said he is ‘dreaming of it every night’ 

The Norwegian arrived at City for a £51million fee this summer from Borussia Dortmund.

Despite missing multiple chances in their Community Shield defeat to Liverpool, Haaland showed no such problems on Sunday at the London Stadium with his brace.

He was blistering on his Premier League debut, showing his pace to win a penalty he finished himself, before latching on to the aforementioned De Bruyne through ball and slotting home to secure a double.

City scored 99 goals in the league last year and now adding someone who netted 86 times in 89 games for Borussia Dortmund, you do fear for Premier League defences this season.

Scott Parker’s Bournemouth, who themselves opened up with a superb 2-0 win over Aston Villa, will have to be at their best if they are to stop City’s world class duo on Saturday.

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Oh, Ava’s absolutely a villain, not even halfway, but she’s a true and total villain. She’s not trying to be a good person; there’s no faking it either. You take it or leave it. But that’s who she is and I love that about her. Yes, there are times when she makes me cringe. She’s mean. [Laughs] I’ve said that while reading the scripts. But this is why it’s fun to do and what drew me to her.

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While critics and viewers seem to love the show, there are always those few contrarians complaining that the show isn’t realistic or that Ava is a bad representation of Black women. Does that bother you?

I saw that one post but didn’t dive into the comments. I’ve been online for a long time as a female comedian, and I already learned my lesson a long time ago to not care about what people say. This is a comedy, a sitcom, fictional work. The ratings will speak about whether it’s a good show or not, and so far they are saying it is. Of course, people are free not to like it. But just know: I don’t represent anybody but myself and this character. If I paid attention to every person who had something to say, I wouldn’t get anything done, so I don’t think about it all.

Comedy is a male-dominated profession, and a lot of times, women get a lot of shit online. Some people don’t think we exist. Some people don’t think we’re funny. Some people don’t want us here. Look, those are all things that people are allowed to think about, but they don’t need to bring that to me. That’s what people don’t understand: No one’s forcing you to listen to my albums, watch my stand-up, anything. So, that’s what I learned. I can’t engage with people who feel like they have to bring their bad news to my face. No matter what, I’m going to continue to do what I do. You know, I never know what their goal is, except what, hurt my feelings? So, my lack of reaction is less about my feelings being hurt and more about wasting my time, so I don’t pay attention.

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