Archives for July 2022

April Fool’s Day is terrible. Things you wish were real are fake. And things you wish were fake are real, like this Fortnite stonks meme skin.

Fortnite got a “Diamond Hanz” skin in the item shop today, as part of the “To the Moon” set. For 1200 Vbucks, you get a crash test dummy in a suit, modelled off the “stonks” meme, along with a wearable rising orange arrow. “To the moon” is a popular slogan on the WallStreetBets reddit, one of the sites behind the dramatic rise and fall and rise and fall of GameStop’s stock over the last few months.

The new skin was the first thing I saw when loading Fortnite this morning, taking over my screen with Diamond Hanz banging on a cowbell in front of some fictionalized stock results. What exactly Epic or Fortnite have to do with the capitalist mindgames that took the world by storm and made us all marvel at the collective madness of the internet is not a question a mere mortal like me can answer. But why wouldn’t the darkest timeline that produced GameStonk and is now producing the horror of NFTs produce this too?

You can buy the “To the Moon” set for the next nine or so hours in the item shop. May God have mercy on your souls.

A video has been sighted on social media which has a fan of Rufftown Records signee, Wendy Shay receiving massive love from a male fan in public.

Per the video, the fan was over excited after seeing the singer at a car park.

The fan was seen on his knees taking off his shirt to show the singer a tattoo he made on his chest for her.

Wendy Shay who was excited about what the fan did reciprocated the gesture.

Watch the video below:

Actress and video vixen, Ama Venessa who happens to be the baby mama of Ghana’s only ‘Children’s President’, Benson Nana Yaw Boateng aka Funny Face has spelled out the only conditions which will make her go back to the comic actor’s house to perform ‘wifey’ duties.

Speaking in an exclusive interview on Angel FM Accra today, February 22, 2021, Ama said that she will only go back to Funny Face’s house after she elevates her from her baby mama status to a wife.

According to the ‘Chopbox To Chopbox” actress, she is tired of being tagged as his baby mama after giving him, three adorable children.

She added that if he marries her, it will put some respect on her name and prevents her desire to go back to her family anytime they have an issue because she knows at that point that Funny Face is hers.

In the interview zionfelix.net monitored, she said: ”I need an upgrade from baby mama to a wife. I have three kids with Funny and I deserve some respect. If he wants me to come back to him, he has to come and do the right thing by marrying me…”

Venessa also advised all the people who insulting the comic actor and herself over their recent issues to stop and allow them to heal the best way they can.

” There is no perfect relationship. Every relationship has its ups and downs and Funny and I have been through a lot so hearing some mean comments from people make me feel bad.” She added.

Just a couple of big ol’ boys brawling in the streets.

To be honest, I don’t miss a single thing about my wilder days.

You know, those early twenty-something years when a few shots of Jack Daniel’s would give you enough courage to stand outside of the local watering hole and throw hands with some guy over… what was it over again? Oh, that’s right… you don’t even know.

You can keep it…

BUT, that don’t mean I still don’t love me a good old fashioned bar fight.

You see, these lads up in Syracuse, New York, had the decency to at least take it outside so they didn’t tear up the inside of Mulrooney’s pub in Armory Square on Saturday night.

Well, until they took it back inside…

According to Syracuse.com, the fight started inside the bar and the bouncers separated the two men and sent them packing out two different doors, one in front and another in the back of the bar.

But of course, they found each other outside, and next you thing you know, somebody is getting thrown through a glass window… TWICE.

And here’s what I do know… if you’re wearing shorts, boat shoes, and a golf polo, AKA dressed like my grandpa for Sunday brunch, you have NO business fighting a big corn fed dude wearing jeans and cowboy boots in the middle of July.

Sure, you might not get thrown through a glass window every time, but you’re losing that fight 10 times out of 10. He was in over his head from the second he looked at Big Country the wrong way.

As far as the aftermath, police have made no arrests since big hoss fled the scene, but they’re still looking for him.

And the owner? He just wants someone to pay for it:

“Just craziness… this is definitely the first time in 30 years someone’s been tossed through a window here.” 

And the guy that took the ride through the window? He had a few cuts here and there, a took a good hard right to the face, but was pretty much fine.