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Watch: Jim Breuer Does Hilarious Two-Minutes on the Smugness of ‘Schmaxinated’ People

Jim Breuer is back on the road. The comedian caused controversy during the schmaccine craze when he announced he wasn’t going to play venues that required fans to submit their personal medical records for attendance. In a twist, he was on the right side of history there. Now, every time he makes jokes about the very serious topic, he trends on the bird app. His latest two minutes are him satirizing the smugness of certain schmaccinated people.
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I won’t quote from the routine. Half of it is him barking like a seal in mockery of the people who deserve it. Plus, I wouldn’t want Meta to think I was questioning “the science.” That still gets you yeeted off the platform, even as people are still catching schmovid after their fourth shot.
There is no questioning of “the science” here. We’re just having fun at the expense of the overzealousness of people who expressed their virtue because they stuck a needle in their arm and you didn’t–the people who claimed they were hashtag all in this together. Of course, that was before they claimed they were hashtag all in this for Ukraine. And their new hotness is hashtag all in this to… f*ck the Supreme Court because we are literally “The Handmaid’s Tale,” literally.
Breuer is a top trend over the number of progressives sharing his video to say that he’s not funny. Sure, they also happen to be among the least informed about schmovid, but they prefer their comedians to be salesmen for the pharmaceutical industry. Breuer just tells jokes and makes funny voices.
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Why you can blame crazy gas prices on Joe Biden
This July 4th, as you fill up your car or truck, you might be tempted to blame President Joe Biden for high gasoline prices.
You shouldnāt, say some experts. Itās Russian President Vladimir Putinās fault, they say. The US had to cut off Russian oil imports to punish Putin for invading Ukraine.
Meanwhile, Biden himself has blamed the American energy industry.
āAt a time of war,ā Biden wrote in an open letter to the industry on June 15, āhigh refinery profit margins being passed directly onto American families are not acceptable⦠companies must take immediate actions to increase the supply of gasoline, diesel, and other refined product.ā
But US refineries areĀ already operatingĀ at 94 percent of their capacity, with US refineries in the Gulf of Mexico running at 98 percent, which is the highest rate in 30 years. Running refineries at a higher capacity than that risks damaging the equipment. As such, Biden isnāt just wrong, he insulted some of the hardest working people operating in one of the most dangerous industries in America.
If Biden wants more American fuel, then he should allow the building of new refineries, right?
But, on May 12, Bidenās Interior DepartmentĀ blockedĀ a proposal to open up more than one million acres of land in Alaska for oil and gas drilling. Two days later, Bidenās Environmental Protection AgencyĀ blockedĀ plans to expand an oil refinery in the US Virgin Islands.
Biden and his defenders said he had to block the expansion of the Virgin Islands refinery, given how polluting it was.
But had Bidenās EPA allowed the Virgin Island refinery to expand, the owners would have poured nearly $3 billion into retrofitting the plant so it produced gasoline and other products more cleanly, while significantly increasing production at the same time.
Furthermore, anybody who cares about air pollution and climate change should want more oil and gas drilling, not less. US emissions declined 22% between 2005 and 2020, mostly because cheap natural gas has replaced coal.
In truth, there are many things Biden could have done, and still should do, to lower energy prices. He could invoke the National Defense Act to accelerate the rate of oil and gas permits. He could set a floor of $80/barrel for re-filling the Strategic Petroleum Reserve (SPR), which would be a powerful incentive for the industry, because it would prevent prices from falling to unprofitable levels. Biden could announce trade agreements with American allies to supply them with liquified natural gas, which would incentivize more natural gas production and lower prices.
If Biden got America on a wartime footing, as he should be given Russiaās aggression in Europe, we would see the lowering of oil, gas and petroleum prices in less than one year.
Why wonāt Biden do it? Because he has declared war on fossil fuels.Ā āI guarantee you, weāre going to end fossil fuel,ā Biden promised a student climate activist in 2019. āI am not going to cooperate with them,ā he said, referring to the oil and gas industry.
And indeed, he hasnāt. When oil and gas executives visited the White House in June, Biden snubbed them by refusing to attend the meeting. Instead, at the very same moment, he met with wind industry executives. A few days earlier, Biden administration officials signaled they may supportĀ a large new tax on the oil industry proposedĀ by a Senator from Oregon.
All of this has soured the oil and gas industry on investing in production. āIf you were an oil company,ā a senior executive at a major US bank told me, why would you invest hundreds of millions of dollars into expanding refining capacity if you thought the federal government or investors would shut you down in the next few years? The narrative coming from the administration is absolutely insane.ā
And itās about to get more insane. At the G-7 meeting in Germany earlier this week, French President Emmanuel Macron was overheard telling Biden that he couldnāt count on Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates to produce much more oil. Implicit in Macronās remarks was that the US needs to produce far more than Biden has been willing to allow.
The problem is that Biden is in the grip of a pro-scarcity ideology that demands humankind return to relying 100 percent on renewables, like we did before the industrial revolution. But thatās a delusion. Solar panels and electric cars, which rely on lithium battery power, have indeed become cheaper in recent years, but thatās mostly because China uses coerced Uyghur Muslim labor to produce those batteries.Ā If those technologies were made in the US by workers paid a living wage, they would never be affordable.
On energy, as with so many other issues in recent years, you canāt believe the experts. They, too, are motivated by the pro-scarcity, romantic delusions that animate Bidenās energy agenda.
And so, when you fill up your car or truck, and you feel tempted to blame President Biden for high gasoline prices, go right ahead. Because it really is his fault.
Michael Shellenberger is a Time Magazine Hero of the Environment and best-selling author ofĀ āApocalypse Never: Why Environmental Alarmism Hurts Us All.ā
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Members of the liberal mainstream media didnāt appreciate Florida Gov. Ron DeSantisā joke about having Elon Muskās support on Wednesday.
After the Tesla CEO announced that he voted for a Republican for the first time ever on Twitter, Musk also mentioned that he was leaning towards supporting DeSantis as a presidential candidate in 2024.
When DeSantis was informed of Musk’s support, he told the press that while heās primarily focused on the 2022 gubernatorial election, he welcomes “support from African-Americans,” referencing Musk, who is White and was born in South Africa.
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis speaks at Miami’s Freedom Tower, on Monday, May 9, 2022, in Miami.Ā
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Many mainstream media pundits attacked this quip by interpreting it in the most uncharitable light possible, suggesting that the joke reveals DeSantisā racism.
“If [sic] said before that @GovRonDeSantis is a humorless, more openly fascist version of Trump. Here he is displaying the former quality in that for him, āhumorā means mocking Black Americans with his own, idiotic and offensive version of replacement theory. Black Floridians take note,” MSNBC host Joy Reid tweeted.
“Is there a joke somewhere in here? I donāt get it,” CNN commentator and “The View” co-host Ana Navarro wrote.
CNN legal analyst Norm Eisen tweeted, “I understand the ugliness of what heās doing here because I am a member of a minority too. We are not a punch line & neither are Black Americans. Jokes about skin color & physical features have no place. This is sick.”Ā
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis speaks at a press conference at LifeScience LogisticsĀ
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“F*ck all these people,” The Nation correspondent Elie Mystal wrote.
ABC contributor Yvette Simpson tweeted, “And we thought we couldnāt do worse than Donald Trump. They are saying the āracist part out loudā and laughing about it. No more white sheetsā-itās all out in the open now.”
Musk also received backlash for his tweet about voting for Republican Mayra Flores, including from Rep. Jamaal Bowman, D-N.Y.
“Elon Musk is not a leader. Heās just another Republican billionaire who supports white supremacy and authoritarianism because he doesn’t want his workers to unionize or to pay his fair share in taxes,” Bowman tweeted.
Elon Musk announced on Wednesday that he voted for a Republican for the first time
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Flores won the special election for Texasās 34th Congressional District on Tuesday despite the district previously being under Democrat control for decades. Flores became the first Mexican-born American to be elected to the U.S. Congress.
Lindsay Kornick is an associate editor for Fox News Digital. Story tips can be sent to lindsay.kornick@fox.com and on Twitter: @lmkornick.