there’s a soft wee cactus in my hall and whenever i touch it on passing i say ouch and pretend it hurt to encourage it’s confidence
this woman just came and bought $300 worth of fireworks and I was being nice and said “ooh are ya planning a big bbq” and she said “no my son has muscular distrophy and was supposed to die by 18, we’re celebrating his 40th birthday tomorrow, he likes fireworks” wow God is good
We pay my oldest $1 every time he reads a book. We’re talking 160 page chapter books. 😂
I’m out $120 this year and he thinks he’s ripping me off. Best investment ever.
my son has been feeding some crows on his way to school and he says one knows him and jumps around excited to see him- which is so cute- and today the crow gave him a dime lol
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I was behind a grandmother who was apparently visiting Starbucks for the first time. The barista said, “Can I get a name for your drink?” She looked very confused and said, slowly, “I guess just call it Bob?”
I explained to my daughter that when Netflix started they used to send you DVDs.
6yr old: (old lady voice) You know, back in my day, the internet used to come in the mail.
my 93 y/o resident had me watering her flowers for well over 20 minutes because they had to be perfect. she then told me to look at them really closely and tell me if i noticed anything. they were fake, literally not real at all. then she said april fools go get me a coffee. Lmao
A boy just ran up to the live truck and said “Can you report my smile?” Yes, we can Cameron @FOX29philly
My cousin lost his arm in a motorcycle accident, so he’s the part in the movie where Woodie’s arm starts to rip 😿😍
I told my daughter to grab her mask so we can go to the store. This was the mask she grabbed.
My Pops doing his dissertation for his PhD from Howard at 70 years old
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