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Senator Drops Most Effective (and Hilarious) Pro-Gun Ad You’re Ever Gonna See

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Conservatives can sometimes get into the weeds with policy. You need to. Particular when dealing with gun rights when the loudest voices on the left are also the most ignorant about guns. But every so often, you need to pull a Don Henley and get right down to the heart of the matter. Louisiana Senator John Kennedy does just that with this 30-second ad celebrating gun ownership.

The boomer energy here can’t be measured with current technologies.

I doubt I’m the only one with a Fox News watching parent who has a Sen. Kennedy poster up on the wall. He’s like the Johnny Carson of conservative senators. I’m not sure if it’s natural or if he has excellent writers, but Kennedy has a way with expressions few other senators have. A snark so downhome southern, you feel like you’re sitting on your front porch rocking chair drink sweet tea and complaining about city folk. Just saying, a Republican senator from Maine or Pennsylvania couldn’t pull off an ad like this. Also, they have questionable records on defending gun rights.

Are there more serious ways to discuss an issue this important? Obviously. When it comes to debate Biden’s insane anti-gun agenda, we can pull out the charts and statistics. And how countries that only want government officials to have guns tend to do so for nefarious reasons. But sometimes, the simplest message can work best. if for no other reason than to give your side a good laugh.

If it owns a few libs in the process, all the better.

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Amber Heard, Who Pooped in Johnny Depp’s Bed, Fires PR Team Over Headlines That Make Her Sound Crazy

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Amber Heard, who critics call Amber Turd, is set to testify as a witness in Johnny Depp’s defamation case against her. However, prior to that testimony, Heard has fired her PR team. The American people think Heard is the villain in the trial and a crazy person. Heard blames her PR team for doing a crappy job.

It’s been a rough trial for the actress, so far. than they do her. Hearing audio of Amber Heard yelling at Johnny Depp, “No one is going to believe you,” may have tipped the scale in the actor’s favor. There is also a petition with over 3 million signatures to remove Heard from the upcoming Aquaman 2. The final straw, for Amber, was when a clinical and forensic psychologist diagnosed the actress with borderline personality disorder and histrionic personality disorder.

I am unclear as to how that is the fault of her PR team and not her lawyers. I would also think the final straw would be everyone talking about the human poop Heard left in Depp’s bed. That’s why critics have been calling her Amber Turd. It is still unclear if Ms. Turd performed the physical act of defecation in the bed or if she dropped a deuce somewhere else and transferred the dookie to the bed. It is also unclear whose poop it was. Perhaps we’ll learn more during Amber’s testimony.

Also, finding out she didn’t even write the op-ed at the center of the defamation case, I’m sure, doesn’t help matters. But it’s no longer Precision Strategies’ problem. She has switched to Shane Communications.

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Glastonbury viewers joke they’ve spotted the ‘Queen’ hiding in the crowd | Daily Mail Online

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‘That disguise is fooling nobody!’ Glastonbury viewers are sent into a frenzy as they joke they’ve spotted the ‘Queen’ hiding in the crowd

Glastonbury fans have gone wild after joking they’ve spotting the Queen hiding in the crowd at the five-day festival.

The mysterious woman – who is seemingly the monarch’s lookalike – was seen watching singer Robert Plant at the Worthy Farm music event.

She was wearing a blue rain mac with the hood up and dark shades – as if in disguise – while dancing along to the tunes.

A BBC camera panned in on her while scanning the audience, sparking an Internet storm from those watching at home.

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The Queen’s lookalike at Glastonbury, seemingly a bit underwhelmed by the Robert Plant set

Queen Elizabeth II during the Royal Windsor Horse Show 2021 at Windsor Castle on July 4, 2021

On Twitter, one viewer wrote: ‘Lovely to see the Queen enjoying a bit of Robert Plant at #Glastonbury.’

Another penned: ‘The Queen has turned up at Glastonbury to watch Robert Plant.’ ‘That disguise is fooling nobody,’ they added.

Others remarked on how the woman – disguised with a dark brunette fringe – didn’t look like she was enjoying herself much. One Twitter user joked, ‘Lizz is needing a break.’

The amusing moment comes after reports that the Queen is said to have defied doctors by getting back in the saddle – just days after she was seen without the walking stick she has relied on recently.

Nine months after she was advised to stop riding, the 96-year-old monarch has reportedly been on horseback in Windsor.

Reaction: A BBC camera panned in on her while scanning the audience, sparking an Internet storm from those watching at home

The mysterious woman – who is seemingly the monarch’s lookalike – was seen watching singer Robert Plant at the Worthy Farm music event

Unspecified ‘mobility problems’ kept her from attending some Platinum Jubilee events this month, and she was often seen using a stick during engagements.

She was even using a golf buggy to ‘walk’ her corgis. But after meeting Archbishop of Canterbury Justin Welby at Windsor Castle on Tuesday without the aid of a stick, she appears to have made further progress.

A source told The Sun she had missed her riding for nine months, adding: ‘The Queen has enjoyed being on her horse again. Riding again is a wonderful sign after those worries about her health. To do so at 96 is pretty remarkable.’

The Queen often used to take part in Trooping the Colour on horseback, but in more recent years the role had been taken over by members of her family.

The amusing moment comes after reports that the Queen (pictured in May 2019) is said to have defied doctors by getting back in the saddle – just days after she was seen without the walking stick she has relied on recently

She has been a committed horsewoman ever since she was given a pony at three in 1929, and has been a devoted racehorse owner and breeder all her adult life.

Her Majesty is hoping to make her annual trip to Scotland for Holyrood Week but a decision will be taken closer to the time, Buckingham Palace has said.

The monarch, 96, who is facing ongoing mobility issues, is planning to be in residence at the Palace of Holyroodhouse in Edinburgh when other members of the royal family travel to Scotland en masse to carry out engagements between June 27 and July 1.

During her Platinum Jubilee celebrations, the Queen pledged to continue to serve as monarch ‘to the best of my ability supported by my family’.

The Queen’s children the Prince of Wales, the Princess Royal and the Earl of Wessex – minus the Duke of York who no longer carries out public duties – will be joined by the Countess of Wessex to conduct a host of public appearances.

Glastonbury viewers joke they’ve spotted the ‘Queen’ hiding in the crowd

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