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Russia’s Putin and China’s Xi laugh at space cadet Kamala Harris | Fox News

May 5, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Fox News contributor Leo Terrell reacts to Democrats fearing midterm losses and Biden administration facing historic low favorability.

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Please keep Vice President Kamala Harris away from the Space Force. Instead of visiting America’s southern border or even Ukraine, Vice President Harris went home to California for a big speech at Vandenberg Air Force Base on Monday.

“Space is exciting!” Harris cooed in that faux-bright tone we use on 6-year-olds confronting broccoli at dinner. “It affects us all and it connects us all,” she continued. Spoiler alert: it gets worse. 

U.S. President Joe Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris listen as former U.S. President Barack Obama speaks about the Affordable Care Act and Medicaid at the White House in Washington, U.S., April 5, 2022.  REUTERS/Leah Millis
(REUTERS/Leah Millis)

With Space Force service members arrayed behind her for the big speech, Harris announced the U.S. would halt “destructive satellite tests,” where your missile blows up your own, old satellite on orbit. “These tests are dangerous and we will not conduct them,” said Harris. Then she called on all nations including China and Russia to join the ban. 

Here’s the kicker: the U.S. has no plans to blow up satellites. The only true American anti-satellite test took place in 1985. It was actually a pretty cool event, involving an Air Force F-15 fighter and a special missile. Then in 2008, the U.S. shot down a broken spy satellite, carefully timing the impact so the chunks would burn up in the atmosphere. 

But that’s it. That’s the whole U.S. record, two anti-satellite shots. For Harris to make a unilateral pledge, to stop something the U.S. wasn’t doing anyway, was bonkers. 

U.S. Vice President Kamala Harris during an event on the Affordable Care Act and lowering health care costs for families in the East Room of the White House in Washington, D.C., U.S., on Tuesday, April 5, 2022. President Biden announced additional actions to save families hundreds of dollars a month on their health care. Photographer: Al Drago/Bloomberg

Putin and Xi are laughing at her. China doesn’t do arms control. Besides, China has plans to dominate space. China responded on Tuesday by inviting all UN members to its space station and flooding party mouthpiece People’s Daily with pictures of the three Chinese astronauts who just returned to Earth on Apr. 13. 

As for Russia, I doubt responsible behavior in space is top of Putin’s priority list. Also, Russia blew up a satellite on orbit in Nov. 15, 2021. 

Trying to make Harris into an international space diplomat is another sign of the White House in foreign policy free fall. 

All she’s done is infuriate members of Congress who are experts in space policy.  Rep. Doug Lamborn of Colorado called the policy move by Harris “completely unnecessary,” while Rep. Mike Rogers of Alabama said it “does nothing to deter our adversaries.” 

Vice President Kamala Harris, center, standing with Thomas Elementary School principal Jaimee Trahan, left, and Energy Secretary Jennifer Granholm, right, talks with the students during a visit to Thomas Elementary School in Washington, Monday, April 4, 2022. During her visit, Harris announced plans to upgrade public schools with clean energy efficient facilities and transportation. (AP Photo/Susan Walsh)

One more point on her speaking style. The Joint Space Operations Center, where Harris visited, is an incredible command center where U.S. space forces and allies watch and track our satellites and keep an eye on the 29,000 pieces of space junk and nearly 2,700 satellites flown by many countries. They call it the J-Spock. I don’t know why, but she sounded like she was talking down to those professionals. 

Makes you wonder if this was just a political move by her staff. Harris as Vice President heads the National Space Council. She’s sort of the top dog for U.S. space policy. The White House fact sheet for her big speech claimed that “meaningfully reducing ASAT testing and debris generation advances U.S. national security.” Yet the attempt to give Harris credibility fizzled because of the flimsy policy position. 

FILE – In this May 15, 2020, file photo, Chief Master Sgt. Roger Towberman displays his insignia during a presentation of the United States Space Force flag in the Oval Office of the White House in Washington. (AP Photo/Alex Brandon, File)
((AP Photo/Alex Brandon, File))

Space is a big deal. Losing the Global Positioning Satellites run by the U.S. Air Force would cost Americans at least $1 billion per day. I’m vehemently opposed to orbital debris and so is the Space Force. In fact, they are launching bigger constellations of smaller satellites so the whole network won’t go down if one satellite is hit – accidentally or on purpose.

Sadly, Russia and China just don’t care. Russia spewed 1,500 pieces of space junk into orbit back in the November direct ascent shot, joining China’s 2,800 pieces from back in 2007. Both nations have other weapons, like China’s ground-based laser zapper. They can also pull nasty on-orbit tricks, like deliberate collisions that bump satellites out of orbit or damage sensitive optics and antennae. 

Russia and China pose a real threat to the U.S. in space. There’s not a chance Harris will change their minds.

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Rebel Wilson recreates Britney Spears’ Crazy music video on the set of her new movie Senior Year | Daily Mail Online

May 4, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Rebel Wilson has been sharing glimpses of the final scenes for her new movie Senior Year while filming in Atlanta.

And on Friday, the 41-year-old recreated Britney Spears‘ music video for her 1999 hit (You Drive Me) Crazy. 

The Australian actress posted a video of the scene, which featured a giant ‘Crazy’ sign. 

Inspired: Rebel Wilson showed off her impressive 30kg weight loss as she recreated Britney Spears’ iconic Crazy music video on set of her new movie Senior Year this week

She was also dressed in the pink waitress uniform with a similar pigtails. 

Later, the star was in her trailer changing into another look – a shimmering green top. 

On set she warmed up with the rest of the cast, before getting to the top of the stage with a vintage-style microphone to emulate Britney.

The actress also shared a glimpse of her busy final day on the set of the film – from getting her hair and make up done to memorising her lines and catching up with the cast and crew.  

Next look! Later, the star was in her trailer changing into another look – a shimmering green top

On set: Rebel also warmed up with the rest of the cast as they prepared for the scene

Just like Britney! Later Rebel was on the top of the stage with a vintage-style microphone ready to emulate Britney

Rebel’s upcoming comedy is about a 37-year-old woman who wakes up from a 20-year coma and returns to high school where she was once a popular cheerleader.

Rebel recently revealed she was motivated to shed more than 30kg (or 65lbs) over the last year to boost her chances of getting pregnant. 

In an Instagram Live video, she said she was initially ‘offended’ that her doctors suggested her fertility would improve if she was slimmer and ‘healthier’. 

Senior Year! Rebel’s upcoming comedy is about a 37-year-old woman who wakes up from a 20-year coma and returns to high school where she was once a popular cheerleader

‘That’s what kick-started it’: Rebel recently revealed she was motivated to shed more than 30kg (or 65lbs) over the last year to boost her chances of getting pregnant. In an Instagram Live video, she said she was initially ‘offended’ that her doctors suggested her fertility would improve if she was slimmer and ‘healthier’ 

The comments gave her the motivation to tackle her eating habits and get in shape.

‘So that’s what started it – that if I lost some excess weight, it would give me a better chance of freezing eggs and having better quality eggs,’ she said. 

‘At first it wasn’t even for myself, it was thinking of a future mini-me and their quality. That’s what kick-started it,’ she added.

Iconic! Britney Spears released her hit song (You Drive) Crazy in 1999

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Trevor Noah Holds Nothing Back in Brutally Funny White House Correspondents’ Dinner Roast

May 4, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

The last time a president and comedian shared the stage at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner was six long years ago tonight when Larry Wilmore ended his set with a deeply personal send-off to Barack Obama. A lot has changed in both politics and comedy since then.

Now, following a couple of years in which Donald Trump refused to attend and was roasted in absentia by, most notably, comedian Michelle Wolf, two more years canceled due to the pandemic—and one in between that everyone involved would rather forget—Washington D.C.‘s “nerd prom” made a tentative return on Saturday night amidst yet another COVID wave that has already caught up to Vice President Kamala Harris.

But there was nothing tentative about host Trevor Noah’s set.

With Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian among the famous faces in the room, the Daily Show host opened his remarks by saying it was his “great honor to be speaking at the nation’s most distinguished superspreader event.”

“I expect this from Sean Hannity, but the rest of you, what are you doing?” Noah asked. “You spent the last two years telling everyone the importance of wearing masks and avoiding large indoor gatherings. Then the second someone offers you a free dinner, you turn into Joe Rogan.” He then noted that we should have known something was wrong when Dr. Fauci “thought it was too dangerous” to attend the event while “Pete Davidson thinks it’s OK.”

No one was left unscathed during Noah’s no-holds-barred set, from Democrats like Kyrsten Sinema (“openly bisexual but closeted Republican”) and Republicans like Ron DeSantis (“He won’t even tell people if he got the booster. Or as they say in Florida, ‘Don’t ask, don’t tell’”).

There were also plenty of jokes at the expense of beleaguered media figures like Chris Cuomo and Jeffrey Toobin, who he said could still win the Grammy Award for Best Comedy Album after “whipping it out” in front of his colleagues.

“This is an exclusive event,” he added. “In fact, coming in, I heard Meghan McCain telling the bouncer, ‘Do you know who my father was?!’ They were like, you have a ticket, you can come in, but she insisted on telling them who her father was anyway.”

To Meet the Press host Chuck Todd, Noah asked, “How are you doing? I’d ask a follow-up, but I know you don’t know what those are.” When the crowd groaned, he added, “Don’t boo him, he’s trying!”

The host then compared Fox News to a Waffle House, explaining, “It’s relatively normal in the afternoon, but as soon as the sun goes down there is a drunk lady named Jeanine threatening to fight every Mexican who comes in.” He said the network’s primetime lineup is so “impactful” that their “segments about vaccines moved their viewers… into the ICU.”

Spotting Fox’s Laura Ingraham in the crowd, Noah said, “Wow, what can you say about her that hasn’t already been said by the Anti-Defamation League?”

Before Noah took the stage, President Biden got an early assist from James Corden for a mildly humorous pre-taped video in which the outgoing Late Late Show host briefly replaced Jen Psaki as White House press secretary, complete with a cameo from the Fox News reporter who the president once called a “stupid son of a bitch.”

When it was his turn to tell some jokes of his own, Biden began by poking fun at his own dismal approval ratings and said it’s no surprise that it’s been six years since a president spoke at the dinner since the country suffered a “horrible plague—followed by two years of COVID.” He drew some groans when he added, “Just imagine if my predecessor came to this dinner this year, now that would have been a real coup.”

“I know there are questions about whether we should gather here tonight because of COVID,” Biden added later. “Well, we’re here to show the country that we’re getting through this pandemic. Plus, everyone had to prove they were fully vaccinated and boosted. So if you’re at home watching this and you wonder how to do that, just contact your favorite Fox News reporter. They’re all here, vaccinated and boosted, all of them.”

For good measure, the camera cut to Fox’s Peter Doocy, who barely cracked a smile.

By the end of his speech, which ran more than 25 minutes, Trevor Noah used his time in the spotlight to challenge the journalists in the room to use their uniquely American freedom for good.

“In America, you have the right to seek the truth and speak the truth, even if it makes people in power uncomfortable,” Noah said. “Even if it makes viewers or readers uncomfortable. You understand how amazing that is? I stood here tonight and I made fun of the president of the United States and I’m going to be fine.”

Turning to Biden, he asked, “I’m going to be fine, right?”

But before he left, Noah got in one more dig at the president. “Please be careful leaving tonight,” he told the crowd. “We all know this administration doesn’t handle evacuations well.”

For more, listen and subscribe to The Last Laugh podcast.

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‘Two Quick Things’: Ben Shapiro Triggers Applause, Laughter Responding To ‘F*** You’ Heckler

May 4, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Daily Wire Editor Emeritus Ben Shapiro on Monday responded succinctly to a heckler shouting “F*** you” during his speech at the University of North Carolina at Greensboro campus, titled, “Men cannot become women.”

At least one heckler gained the audience’s attention after shouting “F*** you” at Shapiro, prompting the author to respond. As things settled down, Shapiro briefly addressed the disruption.

“Okay, so two quick things; one: ‘F*** you’ is not an argument,” Shapiro said to cheers. “And two: no thanks, I’m not interested.”

When he was heckled, Shapiro was talking about the tragically high suicide rates of people who identify as transgender, even if they’ve had so-called “gender-affirming” surgeries or not.

Audience member: “F*** you!”@benshapiro: “Two quick things….One, ‘F*** you’ is not an argument. And two, no thanks, I’m not interested.” pic.twitter.com/tHjRiLX4Zt

— Daily Wire (@realDailyWire) April 12, 2022

Shapiro took on a host of students’ questions following his speech, including one from a student who took to spewing insults at the author after unsuccessfully trying to point out flaws in Shapiro’s sources. The Daily Wire reported on the exchange:

“I’m a mathematician and physicist, here, a double major, and I also just won the prestigious award in the country to pursue research at any institution I want –” the student prefaced his question.

“Ah, congratulations,” a sincere Shapiro interjected.

“So, I think I’m pretty qualified to say that most of what you’re saying is based on old data,” the student claimed.

“I literally cited a study from last month, but sure,” Shapiro said.

“Like, for example, gender identity disorder, that’s a DSM 4 (Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders), bro. We used the DSM 5, now,” the student said.

“I literally cited the DSM 5 in the speech, and it’s called gender dysphoria,” Shapiro explained, before the student started mimicking him in a mocking voice and said Shapiro “sounds like a bozo, bro.”

The insults continued. “And you get no p**** and can’t even get your wife w**, bro, so what’s good?” the student said, smiling to himself.

After boos were let out by the audience, Shapiro replied, “So, the nice thing about having several small children is I don’t feel the necessity to have my masculinity challenged by someone like you.”

The student, more aggressive now, scolded Shapiro for having a “Western colonial idea of gender.”

“You’re right, men and women don’t exist in any other culture,” Shapiro sarcastically shot back. “You’re right. Nailed it.”

“I’m a mathematician and a physicist!” the frustrated student screamed after the two continued to debate “gender identity.”

“As a mathematician and physicist, what in the hell do you know about human biology that allows you to deny it?” Shapiro questioned, sparking applause.

The student then yelled to Shapiro, “You got your law degree from Harvard! What do you know about biology?”

“One other thing,” Shapiro closed up the exchange, “if your logic is so flawed as a mathematician and physicist, I would suggest that whichever institution gave you an award, revoke it immediately.”

WATCH the entire speech, below:

Related: Boastful College Student Spews Insults At Ben Shapiro, Wife After Campus Speech, Ben Corrects Him On Basic Biology

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Texas restaurant draws fans with hilarious roadside messages – CBS News

May 3, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Texas restaurant draws fans with hilarious roadside messages

A small Texas restaurant is gaining a global audience — not for what’s on its menu, but rather the message it sends every day. Janet Shamlian takes a look at El Arroyo in Austin, and the sign outside it that’s drawing admirers and serving up smiles.

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