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Goldie Hawn and Kate Hudson recite each other’s movie quotes in funny video

March 6, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Goldie Hawn and Kate Hudson love each other and love acting, but they do not necessarily remember lines from their old movies — not even ones where they won awards.

The mom-daughter duo paired up for this fun little game in a video for People magazine that coincided with a cover story about them, and the results were pretty hilarious.

“This is a disaster waiting to happen but we’re going to try,” noted Hudson, 41.

“This is scary,” added Hawn, 75.

What made it scarier, of course, is that Hudson was reading Hawn’s lines, and Hawn was reading Hudson’s … and they then had to guess which movie it came from!

“You think that just because I’m a movie star I don’t have feelings? Well, you’re wrong. I do have feelings! I’m an actress and I have all of them!” read Hudson, and Hawn knew immediately which movie that was from: “First Wives Club” (1996).

But of course she had to make sure to throw in an arm flourish, to show her daughter how it’s done.

Not all the lines were memorable: Quotes from “You, Me and Dupree” (Hudson) and “Death Becomes Her” (Hawn) both drew blanks, for example. Hawn even forgot “Cactus Flower” (1969), which earned her an Oscar.

“We clearly don’t watch our own movies!” joked Hudson.

“How am I supposed to remember that far back?” Hawn asked, tossing her hair.

“I always tell the girls, ‘Never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously, you never get hurt,'” read Hawn. “‘If you never get hurt you always have fun and if you ever get lonely you go to the record store and visit your friends.'”

Instantly, Hudson knew: “Almost Famous” (2000).

“You can’t lose something you never had,” Hawn read from a cue card, and it took a moment, but Hudson remembered: “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” (2003).

But in the end, they both helped each other figure out Hawn’s last line, one that came directly from “Foul Play” (1978). “It’s my a — they’re after,” Hudson read, and then the two put their heads together to figure out the right answer.

And when they did, it was a high-five all around! “Honey, you did it!” cried Hawn.

Be sure to check out the whole video for all the goofs and giggles.

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One Of The Most Famous Dads Continues Tweeting Funny Conversations With His Daughters, And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones (New Tweets)

March 6, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Professional comedy writer, father of four girls, and one of the most famous dads on the internet today—meet James Breakwell, the founder of the legendary Exploding Unicorn family humor project on Twitter. From keeping his family happy to managing a brand that’s keeping the world’s parents giggling during those rare moments of solitude, James is a great embodiment of what the best dads are known for: balancing work and life, giving everyone the full attention they deserve, all the while keeping the internet laughing until it hurts.

We’ve collected some of James’ funniest and most interesting recent tweets that paint a wholesome word picture about the heartwarming chaos in his home. Scroll down, check out what it’s really like raising four daughters, and don’t forget to upvote the tweets that you liked the most.

I reached out to James and he was kind enough to answer a few of my questions. We spoke about why his tweets resonate with so many people, the secrets hiding behind his success, and the future of Exploding Unicorn. Scroll down for Bored Panda’s full interview with him, Pandas.

And just in case you still haven’t had your fun parenting fix yet, you really ought to take a peek at Bored Panda’s previous features of James’ tweets here: Part 1, Part 2, and Part 3. Enjoy!

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In James’ view, the success of Exploding Unicorn rests on how relatable his tweets are for many social media users. We’re far more alike in our life experiences than some of us realize. “Everybody’s kids are weird. No matter what strange, hilarious thing your kid did, somebody else’s kid probably did something just like it,” he told Bored Panda in an email interview.

“That’s why so many people relate to my tweets. They’re living the same experience every day, if not with their own kids, then through some other kids they know or maybe even through memories of their own childhoods.”

One of James’ superpowers is his unrelenting optimism. He believes that laughter and having a positive outlook on life can really turn things around for the better. “There’s a fine line between complaining about parenting and celebrating the struggle,” he said. “Even in the most frustrating moments, I try to put a positive spin on it. Laughing is better than having a nervous breakdown.” And we completely agree with him there.

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What’s more, James gave Bored Panda an exclusive sneak peek into what the near future holds for the Exploding Unicorn brand. Right now, he’s focusing on his weekly newsletter that’s full to the brim with hilarity.

“My big push right now is for my weekly newsletter, where I tell funny stories that can’t be summed up in 280 characters. Highlights there include the time I surprised my brother at his wedding reception with a seven-foot-tall taxidermy bear dressed in a tuxedo and the time my neighbors called the police on my pet pigs,” he revealed what the newsletter’s all about. “You can sign up to get that free newsletter every Sunday night here.” 

That’s not all, though. James plans to continue writing books, and as someone who’s dabbled in that a bit, I’m all for it. “I have three comedy parenting guides out and one guided journal for children. A few months ago, I released How To Be A Man (Whatever That Means): Lessons In Modern Masculinity From a Questionable Source. That one focuses more on funny stories from my life before kids. In January, I have my first fiction book coming out called The Chosen Twelve. It has my usual humor, but also kids with swords fighting robots and killer kangaroos. Good times.”

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James has been sharing fun and chuckle-worthy excerpts from his family life since creating his Twitter account way back in 2012. However, it was in April of 2016 that things took a turn for the dramatic.

That’s when his account went viral, launching his career as a social media superstar dad. Suddenly, everyone wanted to get a piece of James and to take a peek into what makes him tick. He’s been featured by some of the world’s best-known media sites (the number of interviews he’s done is frankly staggering!) and he’s no stranger to TV and radio, either. That’s the sort of fame that few parents would say no to!

According to his website, James was chosen as Closer Magazine’s ‘Blogger Dad of The Year’ back in 2016. Awards for being a dad and a writer? Count us in!

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Ever since the Exploding Unicorn project went viral, James has been raking in the followers. As it stands now, his Twitter account has over a million followers. Meanwhile, he also has 295k fans on Facebook and a further 148k followers on Instagram. Throw in the 20.9k subscribers that he’s got on YouTube and you’ve got yourself a small media empire.

His talents aren’t just limited to the Exploding Unicorn tweets, though. He’s also got a Star Wars parody account, he’s setting his artistic talents loose through his three webcomics, and he’s published a series of tongue-in-cheek books about parenting and more.

As for the name of the project itself, the idea of the Exploding Unicorn is something that he’s been mulling inside his mind for years and years, ever since he was in high school. Bored one day, he wrote a fake book of the Bible and one of the passages featured hydrogen-filled unicorns. The line “…and that’s where we get the saying, ‘It exploded like a unicorn’” is where the roots of the brand lie, slightly shrouded in history and mystery.

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In an interview with Know Your Meme, James elaborated on how the tweets he posts are a way to comment about his daily life experiences and what surrounds him. Since he’s a dad of four girls, it made sense to write about their conversations.

“I’d been trying to make it as a comedy writer for ten years before I went viral. I felt vindicated when it finally happened. It turns out you really can fail your way to the top,” James joked.

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James explained to Know Your Meme that his tweets are a mix of reality and fiction. “Some are real, some are exaggerated, and some are made up, but they’re all inspired by my kids,” he was candid. “These are the kinds of things my daughters say and do, even if they didn’t literally say or do them that day. That’s why my jokes ring true to so many parents. The people who have a problem with my comedy tend to be childless.”

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Recently, I had an in-depth conversation about parenting and its potential pitfalls with Lenore Skenazy, the president of Let Grow and the founder of the Free-Range Kids movement. According to her, it’s important for parents to find the right balance between being too strict and too lenient, too prying and too hands-off.

Something that parents ought to value in the digital age is their children’s privacy, Lenore says. “One thing many parents are choosing today is to keep their kids under constant surveillance, with the help of tech. Whether it’s being able to track their kids’ movements, read their browsing history, or even scan their texts, parents have all sorts of new tools to make them seemingly omniscient,” she told Bored Panda.

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“For the same reason you didn’t want your parents to read your diary, or to build a treehouse on the branch right next to YOUR treehouse, children need some space to grow into their own person. Kids need to know they are loved, but they also need to know they are trusted. They can’t prove that if parents never actually let them do some things literally on their own, without constant surveillance,” she said.

In Lenore’s opinion, the path to greater trust between parents and their kids is by embodying the motto “talk, don’t stalk.” In other words, trust and communication lead to more trust and better communication.

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“Try to keep the lines of communication open with your kids, and gradually give them more freedom as they get older and earn it by being responsible. Taking all independence away for their ‘safety’ is a way to teach them that you don’t think they can handle anything on their own— how deflating!—and that you don’t trust them. Would you appreciate a spouse who tracked your every move? Would you feel trusted? Love requires some trust.”

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Kofi Kinaata gives smart but funny response to $1M gay wedding performance invite

March 6, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Four-time Ghana Music Awards Songwriter of the Year winner, Kofi Kinaata has given a funny response when asked whether he will

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Local Gas Station Makes Whole Town Laugh Every Day With The Funniest Signs Ever (57 New Pics)

March 5, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Once per week. 4 lines. 17 characters per line. Ladies and gents, please meet the internet’s beloved Wallingford Sign at one Seattle propane gas station. Every week, it puts up a whole new joke, pun, or one-liner that brings smiles to people’s faces and entertains its fans around the world.

The humorous Wallingford Sign rose to popularity in 2005 when the owners converted the auto repair shop into an ExtraMile convenience store and petrol station. “It had always been easy to think of useful messages to put on the sign for things like service promotions and store specials and the like,” says the sign’s official Facebook page.

So the ExtraMile owners went an extra mile, and the puntastic Wallingford Sign was born. Let’s see some of its best weekly jokes below and be sure to check out part 1 and part 2 when you’re done scrolling through this one.

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‘I need help’ – Actress, Joke Jigan cries out over the condition of her estate in Lagos after a heavy downpour

March 5, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Nollywood actress, Joke Jigan has cried out for help over the present condition of the estate she resides in Lagos after a heavy downpour.

According to Joke, there has not been a power supply in the estate and it has been flooded with water after heavy rain fell.

The mother of one called on Nigerians to come to their aid by calling out the owner of the estate to do the needful by taking care of all the problems they are having.

Sharing photos of what the state looks like now, the cream seller wrote;

“I know you can see this and I need your help, this estate is the real definition of WHAT I ORDERED/WHAT I GOT! This is my estate in today’s punch. Check page 4/5… So we haven’t had power for a month, this is no exaggeration. We all have prepaid meters, but we buy light from the estate, now the estate has not been remitting their dues to EKDC and owe 2.8 million naira. How that concerns us the residents, I don’t know

The owner of the estate asked them to disconnect our light, instead of sorting out the issue with EKDC… The estate management name is called ROMAX properties Ltd belonging to Ugochukwu Orji. @romaxpropertiess… Bear in mind that this company is almost done building some new estates in VGC and selling presently! AVOID them cos they are frauds!!! When the Government deals with us, your own landlord sef go dey deal with you. Wickedness in all spheres!”

Reacting to this;

@hairbyfirstlady wrote “This is bad naaa kaii please they should do something about this fast my estate in mainland is like America ekedc don’t take light atall. 247 light”

@olami_son_of_mercy wrote “This one na Wahala be like estate ooo, how can people be so wicked like this. Heartless landlord”

@iam_state_boi wrote “Handicap buruku leleyi o. Chai”

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Nollywood actress Mide Martins has taken social media to appreciate and gush over her husband Afeez Owo unusually.

This comes a few days after a video of herself and super Eagle player Jude Ighalo become a growing sensation on social media, which earned her lots of backslash and criticisms.

Kemifilani News recalls the video shared by Mide Martins captured her and Jude Ighalo hugging and exchanging conversation at the wedding of Yetunde Barnabas before taking some pictures together.

In the bid to shut down critics that she respects and appreciates her husband, the actress shared a photo of her husband, Afeeze Owo, on her Instagram page, describing him as her guarantor.

Mide Martins also advised her fans to take out time…

Nollywood actor, Osita Iheme popularly known as Paw Paw has talked about his height and stagnant growth.

According to the 39-year-old, he was born as a normal child and then suddenly stopped growing.

The comic actor mentioned that there was nothing that could be done to his condition and to date, he can not question God.

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“I was born normal but then stopped growing. I was born in the early 80s. I mark my birth every 20th of February. I was a normal baby when I was born. I can’t say that this was when I stopped growing but I just grew up to find myself like this.

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Nigerian comedienne Anita Asuoha popularly known as Real Warri Pikin, has taken to social media to celebrate her house help in a grand style.

Prior now, the comedienne has earned lots of complement from many Nigerians because of how she has integrated the little girl to become part of her family.

Real Warri Pikin, as she is fondly called, flooded her Instagram page with adorable photos as she recalled the year the young came to her home.

She wrote: I Can’t keep Calm
My Daughter from another mother scores 16 years today
STELLA FEDODE ASUOHA. God bless the Day you stepped your feet into my home in 2017 I love youuuuuuuu sooooo much. sweet16 We party hard on Saturday.

Reacting, some…

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