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Take a deep breath. Smile. OK, Browns fans now say it: PLAYOFFS! – Terry Pluto – cleveland.com

March 11, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

CLEVELAND, Ohio – Browns fans, were you nervous, especially in the first half? Or even the third quarter?

Maybe the whole game had you thinking, “I don’t want to look!”

Perhaps you said that when Pittsburgh’s Chase Claypool made a brilliant catch of a 28-yard TD pass from Mason Rudolph early in the fourth quarter.

They’re not going to lose this game to Mason Rudolph…are they?

If you care about the team in the orange helmets, it was hard to even think about them losing to the Pittsburgh Steelers.

But there were times when…

I’m not going there.

Instead, just say this: Browns 24, Pittsburgh 22.

Now say this: PLAYOFFS!

That’s right, for the first time in 18 years, the Browns are going to the playoffs!

Make it, the 11-5 Browns (their best record since 1994) are in the playoffs for the first time since 2002.

Go ahead…smile.

It’s allowed.

IT WAS AGONIZING

You can make the point that this game meant nothing to the Steelers. You can mention that Pittsburgh coach Mike Tomlin kept starting QB Ben Roethlisberger at home, along with several other starters.

All of that is true.

But here’s the big point: In the name of Delvin “Duck” Hodges, the Browns are capable of losing to Pittsburgh any time – no matter who is at QB for the Steelers.

Instead, I’m going to mention this name…KhaDarel Hodge.

He made a pair of sensational catches to set up a TD for the Browns.

Or how about this name…M.J. Stewart.

He made a big interception in the fourth quarter.

Then there was Baker Mayfield, who seemed to have nerves that came out with several high throws and locking on to one receiver.

But Mayfield made two big runs, one to set up a TD and the other to ensure the clock would run out.

I don’t like how Mayfield played in this game, as he was 17-of-27 passing for 196 yards.

But he didn’t turn the ball over. He did enough to get the Browns into the playoffs in this 11-5 season.

And I didn’t like how Kevin Stefanski called this game, ofter forgetting the wonderful weapon the coach has in 1,000-yard rusher Nick Chubb.

Chubb had only 14 carries, but still rushed for 108 yards. Why not run him more?

But Stefanski has done a tremendous job this season.

A WIN IS A WONDERFUL WIN

Instead, I’m going to take a deep breath.

I’m going say one word…

If you’re a Browns fan, did you really think this would be easy?

These are the Browns.

And those are still the Steelers.

And history and ghosts of past Browns heartbreaking big games hung over FirstEnergy Stadium like the relentless gray clouds and damp, bone-chilling 38-degree temperature.

The 11,989 fans sounded like 111,000 at the game as they pounded on chairs, screamed until their throats were raw.

Bet some of them prayed, too.

How were you feeling when Pittsburgh scored a TD with 1:23 left? That made the score 24-22.

Then the Steelers went for the 2-point conversion.

Didn’t you think they’d convert, tying the game?

But they didn’t.

And didn’t you think the Steelers then would recover the on-side kick?

But they didn’t.

That’s the bottom line.

There was Chubb scoring on a 47-yard run. And there was Jarvis Landry scoring on a 3-yard end-around. And there was Austin Hooper catching a 2-yard TD on a play-action pass – perhaps Stefanski’s best call of the afternoon.

And there you are…

Browns fans, you have a playoff team!

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Keanu Reeves flashes a smile and takes a cigarette break on the set of John Wick: Chapter 4 in Paris | Daily Mail Online

March 11, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Keanu Reeves was seen on the set of John Wick: Chapter 4 in Paris on Saturday.

The 57-year-old movie star was spotted on location as he filmed scenes for the upcoming fourth installment of the hit action franchise.

The Matrix actor flashed a smile as he walked among the production crew and later took a smoke break.

On location: Keanu Reeves was seen on the set of John Wick: Chapter 4 in Paris on Saturday

Reeves wore a gray slacks with a white dress shirt and a black tie. He later donned a matching gray suit jacket and vest.

Keanu’s shoulder-length black locks were parted in the center and he sported salt and pepper stubble.

The Canada native was surrounded by masked crew members as he walked through the set.

In character: Reeves wore a gray slacks with a white dress shirt and a black tie. He later donned a matching gray suit jacket and vest

Keanu’s co-star Ian McShane was also seen during the daytime shoot. McShane plays Winston, the owner of the New York Continental Hotel and a longtime friend of Reeves’ legendary assassin.

At the end of John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum, Winston seemingly betrayed John when he shot him off the roof of the hotel in order to prove his loyalty to the film’s main antagonist The Adjudicator (Asia Kate Dillon).

McShane confirmed that he was returning to reprise his role in the franchise’s latest film in July.

Center of attention: The Canada native was surrounded by masked crew members as he walked through the set

He’s back! Keanu’s co-star Ian McShane was also seen during the daytime shoot

On the way: Keanu held a neon orange life preserver and a black tote bag as he headed to film his scenes

Springtime release: John Wick: Chapter 4 will hit theaters on May 27, 2022

Water scene: A large camera rig was set up on a small boat that was docked nearby, indicating that Reeves was shooting a scene on the water

Keanu held a neon orange life preserver and a black tote bag as he headed to film his scenes.

A large camera rig was set up on a small boat that was docked nearby, indicating that Reeves was shooting a scene on the water.

The Speed star was later seen walking through the set at night on his way to take a smoke break.   

Reeves reclined back in a chair as he smoked a cigarette and held onto a bottle of orange Gatorade. 

Time out: The Speed star was later seen walking through the set at night on his way to take a smoke break

Taking a break: Reeves reclined back in a chair as he smoked a cigarette and held onto a bottle of orange Gatorade

Last month, Keanu made an appearance on Today in which he discussed filming the John Wick movies and hinted at what fans can expect from the latest chapter of the saga.  

‘They’re fun. They’re intense. We’re going for it,’ he said.

‘There’s some really amazing John Wick action and new characters and it’s been really fun to be playing the role again and to be telling this story. You know, there’s new characters and we’re opening up the world. 

‘Right now we’re just shooting this crazy fight scene in the middle of traffic. So there’s car crashes, gun fights.’    

John Wick: Chapter 4 will be released in theaters on May 27, 2022. 

Teaser: Last month, Keanu made an appearance on Today in which he discussed filming the John Wick movies and hinted at what fans can expect from the latest chapter of the saga. Seen in 2019

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Netizens Are Going Crazy Over Figure Skater Cha Jun Hwan’s Visuals After A Haircut – Koreaboo

March 11, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Cha Jun Hwan recently created a stir with his visuals at the 2022 Beijing Olympics, and he’s now back to stun more people around the world after a haircut!

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Confirmed! Funny Face’s ex-wife Nana Adjoa Ntim set to marry again – GhPage

March 10, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

It has finally been confirmed that Funny Face’s ex-wife, Elizabeth Nana Adjoa Ntim, is set to remarry after five years of divorce from the actor. Earlier,

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Fashion Critical’s hilarious review of The North Face X Gucci colab | SnowsBest

March 10, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

So our most loved adventure friends at The North Face have gone and hooked up with the swanky folks at Gucci. It’s like Bear Grylls spawning with Anna Wintour, sort of. So, we asked the funniest person in FARSHUN, the divine Fashion Critical, to critique the 70s inspired sustainable collection exclusively for SnowsBest in the name of good fun. 

FC: Great news gang! Gucci has done a colab with The North Face, so now you can pay even more for outdoor wear and call it FARSHUN!

Dan Andrews may have put The North Face back on the mainstream map but now I can confirm that it is NOTHING at all unless it’s also stamped with GUCCI, darling.

From the catwalk to the Catskills, this designer adventure garb will set you back a mere AU$230-ish for a pair of socks, while the likes of the hiking boots will require a more sizeable investment of around $1,850.

What?  It’s not like you can travel anywhere?  What else are you planning to spend your money on?

Don’t even get me started on the puffer skirt.  Who knew THAT was a thing!?  Totes gonna rock that this winter.

The collection isn’t called “doona chic” for nothing.*

(* the collection is not called Doona Chic. )

↑ Considering a day hike?  Look no further than this back pack.  Starting at around AU$2350, you’ll find it extra roomy and light weight, given you’ll have no money left to put anything in it.

A nice heavy woollen skirt, inspired by Mrs Doubtfire will also keep those legs warm should the weather take a turn for the chilly.

(Farrah Fawcett Hair not included in price tag.)

↑ Somewhere, Nanna is squinting into the sun as her 1970s drapes have been STOLEN from her windows and fashioned into this number.

Both lightweight and floral, pairs well with fluffy Gucci slippers (best known for their rugged outdoorsy capabilities), small bucket hat to keep out  0.02% of that harsh mountain glare and giant sunglasses with only the slightest hint of tint just in case you still wanted your retinas later.

It’s FARSHION OKAY – nobody said anything about functionality.  (Okay maybe they did but I didn’t really read the press release)

↑ When being my most FARSHUN in the wilderness, I like to be as warm as possible, while still showing a cheeky hint of skin.   Because do you even understand frostbite until you’ve had it on your snail trail?  NO YOU DO NOT.

Ol’ Napoleon Dynamite here has had his hair straightened and is totally rocking this lewk.  Thank GOD, the T shirt is super affordable at only 400 pounds sterling.

Honestly, the combination of the two logos is actually inspirational and I would 100% wear this T shirt ironically with some ripped denim shorts and knee high ugg boots, Paris Hilton style. And look, if you were going to rock a puffer, this one isn’t half bad.

↑ 11 out of 10 hikers would not take directions from any of these people.

↑ Bet you never considered wearing this versatile raincoat dress – but think of the benefits – while you’re feeling a little moist from the inclement weather on your next outdoorsy adventure, your nether regions can maintain a clear flow of ventilation.  I mean it might feel a little humid up there but imagine wearing actual pants on an expedition?

↑ For the love of all that is holy, whaddya call this loves?

When you’re hitting the trails, you know only bright stockings and a lil’ kitten heel will do.

Also very very long pants that will act as a trip hazard, should your unfavourable footwear not provide enough adventure and risk on this particular outing.

Blimey though, those puffers look warm AF.

↑ Legit would roll around in this jacket – it’s EPIC.  But honestly, what temperature are we creating here?  Bare toes and hands and a jacket designed to get you through an arctic blizzard. *shrugs*

*Once again, I refer to the kitten heel as a sensible choice for your next hike.

↑ Woah – not even hating the print on this puffer.

↑ Legitimately, if I was going to get all Sound of Music and run into them there hills, I would probably wear this.  It really translates from the runway to running away. Simply zip up that floral jacket, tuck your knees in and you have yourself a sleeping bag. Unzip in the morning and you’re ready to forage for a rustic brunch with the girls.

↑ “Look skyward friend, above that peak!  That’s where I left my dignity when I put on this puffer skirt.”

“Ah yes, I see it.  Mine is buried between my socks and sandals” said the man in the puffer onesie, carrying a designer handbag.

↑ I honestly feel like this looks like someone who would have been teased and laughed at in a 1980s high school movie.  Cost of entire outfit though:  $500 Zillion clams.  Who’s laughing now eh?

Love the colab? You’d better be quick! We’ve got our eye on the floral puffer. 

The pop up The North Face x Gucci is open in Sydney and Melbourne until January 24 then a limited capsule will be available online. Check it out here. 

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