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Memphis Depay’s Man Utd transfer clause and how Jose Mourinho got the last laugh – Mirror Online

January 16, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Memphis Depay equalled a record set by Patrick Kluivert for Dutch goals scored in a calendar year when he notched in the Netherland’s 6-1 demolition job of Turkey on Tuesday.

The accolade is the latest to come Depay’s way after his sensation form for Lyon earned him a summer transfer to Barcelona, where he has hit the ground running.

But his success will certainly have some Manchester United fans thinking what could have been, especially as the Red Devils opted against triggering a buy-back clause in the Dutchman’s contract at Lyon.

Much was expected of Depay when he arrived on the scene a young man at United, but following Louis van Gaal’s dismissal and the arrival of Jose Mourinho, the forward fell out of contention.

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The situation became so bad that Depay remembers his teammates Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Paul Pogba being shocked he wasn’t getting games for United despite his form in training.

Depay previously told El Periodico: “Jose Mourinho came and I fought to get into the team but I think the idea of giving me a chance was never in his head. He never gave me an opportunity. Never.

“I went to his office but it changed nothing. It was a very difficult period, I felt that I was training well and the players themselves did not understand it.

“[Paul] Pogba and Zlatan [Ibrahimovic] told me: ‘Why don’t you ever play?’ For me, that was the confirmation that I had no chance. And I realised that I didn’t want to be in a big club without playing.”

Mourinho eventually sold Depay to Lyon, but despite not rating the striker at United, correctly believed he had the potential to one day be a big hit and insisted a buy-back clause was included in his new contract.

“It’s true that Manchester United have a priority to buy back Memphis,” Lyon sporting director Juninho told OLTV at the time. “These things exist in football. But until now, we’ve not received anything on Memphis.”

United obviously failed to take Mourinho’s hint to buy back Depay.

And the Red Devils opted against triggering the clause when it became clear Depay was leaving Lyon, with Barcelona snapping up the forward.

Depay has proven to be a shrewd signing for the Camp Nou giants and a ray of light in what has been a difficult time for Barcelona, who have big money problems and were recently forced to part company with Lionel Messi.

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“The king is here” – Mercy Aigbe, Joke Silva and others react as Toyin Abraham shares photo of her son, Ire in Arabian outfit (photos) – Madailygist

January 16, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Popular Nigerian actress, Toyin Abraham took to Instagram to share a photo of her son and her fellow celebrities can’t get enough of it.

The “Elevator Baby’ star actress decided to also use that medium to promote the game that was created in the name of her son, Ire.

In the photo caption, she told her followers where they can get the game downloaded and to do that they would have to pay a fee of ₦1,000.

In the photo she shared, Ire could be seen rocking the famous outfit that the Arabians have been known for over the years.

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This photo blew the minds of a whole lot of people as the post has over 3,000 comments.

Well, in the 3,000 plus comments, Toyin Abraham colleagues, Mercy Aigbe, Nkechi Blessing, Sotayo Gaga, Omoni Oboli, Joke Silva, Femi Adebayo and more stopped by to drop a compliment.

See some of their comments below:

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50 Pictures That Are Extremely Dumb And Extremely Hilarious At The Same Time

January 15, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Why am I laughing so hard.

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Lionel Messi gives his opinion on this year’s “crazy” Ballon d’Or possibility – Mirror Online

January 15, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Paris Saint-Germain ace Lionel Messi has opened up on the possibility of him winning a record seventh Ballon d’Or, admitting it would be “crazy”.

The Argentine sensation, 34, has already won the prestigious award more times than anyone else and is the favourite for this year’s prize.

Messi won just one trophy during his final season at Barcelona, the Copa del Rey, and has made a tricky start to life at PSG, failing to score in his five Ligue 1 outings.

The forward did, however, inspire Argentina to their first Copa America title in 28 years – winning his first major honour at international level after losing four previous finals.

Speaking about his Ballon d’Or prospects with SPORT, Messi said: “If I’m honest, I don’t think so [he can win it].

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“My biggest prize was what I was able to achieve with the national team. After having fought and fought so much for that achievement, it was the best for all it cost.

“If the golden ball arrives it would be extraordinary for what it would mean winning one more. The seventh would be crazy. If not, nothing happens.

“I have already achieved one of my great goals. I am very happy for what happened and now that whatever has to happen, happens.”

Messi has already enjoyed a glittering career on the pitch, winning ten league titles, seven domestic cups and the Champions League four times.

The Argentine is regarded as the greatest footballer in history by many fans and critics – a debate that’s likely to rumble on for years to come.

And some believe there’s still much more to come from Messi after he signed a two-year deal with European contenders PSG in August.

Discussing his place in football history, he added: “I do not know. The only thing I always tried is to handle myself with respect and humility, to fight for my dreams and goals.

“I had to fall many times and not be able to fulfil it. I always decided to get up and try again. It happened to me many times with Barcelona and more with Argentina, with many painful defeats.

“The message to my children and young boys who look at me or follow me to fight for their dreams, fight and show that anything is possible.”

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Messi also discussed his future with PSG, insisting he still enjoys playing professionally after his emotional exit from Barcelona.

He continued: “Yes of course [I still enjoy the game]. If not, you would not be competing at this point, looking for new goals and new challenges.

“I enjoy what I like so much and keep winning the title and the more the merrier but always enjoying every moment.”

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26 Memes To Give You A Laugh Today. | Someecards Memes

January 15, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

26 Memes To Give You A Laugh Today.

We hope enjoy this totally hilarious list of random memes. It’s guaranteed to bring a smile to your morning and maybe even your entire day.

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