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Rubio: ‘It Isn’t Even Left or Right Anymore. It’s Crazy Versus Normal’

January 8, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Vice President Kamala Harris and Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) applaud President Joe Biden as he addresses a joint session of Congress on April 28, 2021. (Photo by CHIP SOMODEVILLA/POOL/AFP via Getty Images)

(CNSNews.com) – There’s a new “dividing line” in American politics, Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Fla.) told Fox News Wednesday night.

He noted that Election Day is the one day of the year when “normal” people have their say, while “crazy” media elites, pundits and politicians must shut up for a change and listen.

“It isn’t even left or right anymore. It’s crazy versus normal,” Rubio said:

It’s these people that run our school systems and so forth, and parents who, during the pandemic for the first time, got to see what their kids were learning because they were learning from home. And they’re, like, you’re learning what?! They’re you teaching what?! And when they spoke up, now they’re domestic terrorists.

And look, I watched with great interest about all this (media) coverage about white supremacists. In Virginia last night, as you pointed out, a Jamaican immigrant, African-American woman, was elected lieutenant governor of the state.  A Cuban-American was elected attorney general of the Commonwealth of Virginia. None of that’s being reported.

These people (leftists) are nuts. They spend all day on television and after they’re off the air talking to everybody, and they all agree with each other because they all live in one or two cities. And they literally are completely out of touch with the fact that 97 percent of the American population lives completely different lives, has completely different views, and then when election day comes, they can’t explain it, so they chalk it up to, they cheated or white supremacists or whatever. They make something up, because they can’t comprehend it.

Last night was the beginning of that pushback, and I think it’s going to continue. And you asked about the agenda here, it’s the craziest thing I’ve ever seen. These people are governing like they have a mandate to radically remake the country. It’s build back socialism.

It doesn’t matter if it’s $1.75 trillion or $3.5 trillion, they want to take control of pre-k, of child care, the only two elements of education they don’t control now. They want to take control of that. They want to hire 80,000 IRS agents, so the pushback is only going to grow.

And this administration, by the way, has been disastrous on everything, whether it’s Afghanistan, now it’s Russia threatening to invade Ukraine, Taiwan, supply chains. They can’t name you a single thing that Joe Biden has managed correctly in his first nine or ten months as president. They can’t name you one.

Rubio criticized Democrats for reversing the things Trump accomplished, “even the things that made sense,” such as the border wall.

And he noted that President Biden is shutting down oil and gas production domestically, while asking other countries to produce more: “This is crazy. If I had described this to anybody two years ago, they would say that is never going to happen. The other guys aren’t that crazy. Yes, they are,” Rubio said.

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Jose Mourinho: Fans erupt on Twitter after Roma announcement with hilarious memes | Daily Mail Online

January 7, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Jose Mourinho’s shock appointment as the next Roma boss got Twitter talking on Tuesday afternoon – with hundreds saying their prayers for Chris Smalling and Henrikh Mkhitaryan.

The pair were both frozen out of Manchester United when the Portuguese was in charge, and they will now be joined in Rome by their former boss.

In the minutes after the shock announcement, Mourinho was trending worldwide on social media, with a series of hilarious memes going viral.

Twitter was awash with memes and jokes after Jose Mourinho’s appointment as Roma manager

Fans joked that Chris Smalling and Henrikh Mkhitaryan won’t have enjoyed the news

Many Twitter users offered their prayers to the former Manchester United pair now in Rome

Many remarked that Mourinho was not out of a job for long, with one using a Simpsons meme

Posting a video of Piers Morgan storming out of the Good Morning Britain studio, SPORTBible wrote: ‘When Henrikh Mkhitaryan and Chris Smalling found out that Jose Mourinho was their new manager.’

Another post included a video of a man dropping his phone, alongside the caption: ‘Smalling and Mkhitaryan when finding out the man they travelled 1300 miles to get away from is turning up to training next week.’

On the other hand, one Twitter user went for a more positive approach, claiming that Mourinho is the man to turn Smalling into ‘Smalldini’.

Other social media users looked ahead to Mourinho vs Antonio Conte, with the new Roma boss set to come up against his old foe when his side face Inter Milan.

Smalling and Mkhitaryan are set to reunite with Mourinho when he takes over in the summer

The pair were not popular under Mourinho at United but will now play under him once more

Another touchline battle with Antonio Conte whetted the appetite for others on Twitter

Conte and Mourinho squared up in the Premier League on a number of occasions previously when managing Chelsea and Manchester United.

Mourinho will take over at the Serie A giants in the summer, when current boss Paulo Fonseca leaves the club.

He was only sacked as Tottenham manager on April 19, leaving just a three-week gap between jobs for the 58-year-old. 

There was a more positive vibe from this fan, who predicted Smalling will become ‘Smalldini’

One account used a picture of Mourinho celebrating as Inter Milan boss for their joke

Smalling has been trying to kickstart his career in Serie A after leaving Manchester United

Mkhitaryan (left) didn’t have a great time of it with Mourinho at Old Trafford a few years ago

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Hilarious ‘SNL’ sketch nails what it’s like for moms to go out

January 7, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Months after “Saturday Night Live” perfectly poked fun at how many women love crime shows and murder mystery documentaries in a viral sketch, the show aired a hilarious new bit capturing what it’s like for moms to have a girls night out.

Last night’s episode, hosted by Kim Kardashian West, featured a music video that has women on Twitter feeling seen for how Kardashian West, Cecily Strong, Ego Nwodim and Punkie Johnson portray trying to enjoy the nightlife with the little energy they have left after being busy parents.

“Guys, I don’t know about this. I haven’t been out to a club in forever,” Strong says to her friends while waiting in line to enter a hot spot. “Come on, it’s going to be so much fun. We used to always do this,” Kardashian West assures her.

“Yeah, in our 20s,” Nwodim reminds her. “Well, all I do is take care of these kids, okay. I need this,” Johnson chimes in.

As the ladies enter the club, they dedicate the song to the “grown and sexy” ladies who dedicate so much of their time to caring for others and deserve a night for themselves.

“I left my man at home and my kids are with the nanny. Dress so tight, all the haters can’t stand me,” Nwodim raps while Kardashian West piggybacks with a flow saying she’s “in the VIP and the music is pumpin’” before showing the real-life reality star, mogul and mother of four fast asleep collapsed on a couch.

Each cast member goes on to rap about the fun they are having being out with their girlfriends, away from their responsibilities and wearing outfits they never get to wear. Soon, reality sets in.

Nwodin’s heels hurt her feet after a long night of dancing and she has to soak them on ice. Johnson’s ears can’t handle how loud the music is, making her ask “Who needs a song to be this damn loud?” Strong gets sick after realizing she can’t eat the junk foods she used to, making her reach for some Pepto-Bismol.

not gonna lie. I’m like Kim Kardashian when I go clubbing 🤣#SNL pic.twitter.com/CEptoWXLkH

— . (@Lettie4u)

Women took to Twitter to laugh at how relatable the “SNL” sketch is.

“Not gonna lie,” one user wrote. “I’m like Kim Kardashian when I go clubbing.”

“Okay, SNL, that filmed piece about moms going clubbing really got me,” wrote another.

Okay, SNL, that filmed piece about moms going clubbing really got me.

— Marisa 🎃 (@mar_to_go)

On YouTube, a commenter joked, “I don’t appreciate being called out like this.”

“As a 30 yr old mom to three, this hits diff. Esp after a pandemic, my body is like ‘nah, we don’t do that anymore.’” someone else added.

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Spider-Man Fans Turn WandaVision’s Most Frustrating ‘Joke’ Into a No Way Home Trailer Clue

January 7, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

One of the early jokes introduced in WandaVision has now been turned into a clue by fans looking forward to the first Spider-Man: No Way Home trailer.

A fan pointed out how the Aug. 23 date on Wanda Maximoff and Vision’s calendar in WandaVision could possibly signify the release date for the Spider-Man trailer. A screenshot of the WandaVision calendar shows a heart sketched in on Wednesday, Aug. 23, though viewers will remember that neither Wanda nor Vision could remember at the time why that date was significant in their relationship.

When Vision asked if there was any importance to the day, the couple is left to ponder many different possibilities. Vision points out that he is incapable of forgetting anything, while Wanda reveals how she’s been looking forward to the day — though without giving any details herself. Another theory relating to the 8.23 date ties back to Avengers #238, which was an issue featuring Vision and Monica Rambeau, who also made her reintroduction to the Marvel Cinematic Universe as a grown-up portrayed by Teyonah Parris. Akira Akbar played a young Monica in 2019’s Captain Marvel.

However, things appeared to escalate when an alleged trailer for Spider-Man: No Way Home was recently leaked online. Even though the footage that appeared on social media included unfinished special effects and unedited scenes, Sony and Marvel Studios moved quickly to have the video blocked, with many accounts displaying takedown notices in its place.

Whenever the trailer is finally released, it will more than likely feature co-star Benedict Cumberbatch as Doctor Strange, possibly tying into the growing multiverse with the confirmed return of Alfred Molina as Otto Octavius, and the rumored returns of Tobey Maguire and Andrew Garfield, among others.


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Tim Adams is a Lead News Editor at CBR. He’s been a fan of comics since the ’90s, when his older brother introduced him to the medium. Some of his first memories include receiving a monthly subscription box with Amazing Spider-Man #353, the first part of “Round Robin: The Sidekick’s Revenge,” along with highly successful launches of X-Men #1 and X-Force #1. You can follow Tim on Twitter @timdogg98 where you can read his ramblings about comics, TV, movies, sports and wrestling.

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Tim Adams is a Lead News Editor at CBR. He’s been a fan of comics since the ’90s, when his older brother introduced him to the medium. Some of his first memories include receiving a monthly subscription box with Amazing Spider-Man #353, the first part of “Round Robin: The Sidekick’s Revenge,” along with highly successful launches of X-Men #1 and X-Force #1. You can follow Tim on Twitter @timdogg98 where you can read his ramblings about comics, TV, movies, sports and wrestling.

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Gun control activist David Hogg announces new board member for his pillow company and Twitter howls with laughter

January 6, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Gun control activist David Hogg announced a new member of the advisory board for his pillow company meant to compete with Mike Lindell’s MyPillow empire, but his critics responded with mockery and laughter on social media.

Hogg, 20, announced Thursday that he would start a pillow company in order to give those on the left an alternative to the MyPillow offering by Lindell, who is a fervent supporter of former President Donald Trump and has funded legal efforts to overturn the election.

On Monday, he announced the first hire for his pillow company, LGBTQ activist Brandon Wolfe.

“I’m thrilled to announce the addition of Brandon Wolf ( @bjoewolf ) to the Pillow Company’s activist advisory board. Brandon has years of experience in organizing for gun violence prevention, LGBTQ rights and he’s also just an awesome person,” tweeted Hogg.

I’m thrilled to announce the addition of Brandon Wolf ( @bjoewolf ) to the Pillow Company‘s activist advisory boar… https://t.co/mwg7Ay4fgr

— David Hogg (@David Hogg)

Wolf is also a survivor of the 2016 attack on the Pulse nightclub in Orlando, Florida.

Critics of Hogg and his gun control activism took to Twitter to mock him for hiring another activist for a business meant to produce a profit.

“I honestly believe that if I gave my 10 year old a little seed money, he would be far more competent at making and selling pillows (or anything else) than Hogg and his band of merry men,” said Pradheep Shanker, NRO contributor.

“Will your pillow business involve, at any point, the sale and manufacture of actual pillows?” replied conservative commentator Matt Walsh.

“It’s like they really believe they can run a business based entirely on a virtue signal. Let’s see if that works out,” responded Karlyn Borysenko, a social media commentator.

“I may not be an industry expert with empirical working knowledge in sleeping products, but I am beginning to wonder about the intense lack of interest in Hogg hiring anyone who knows a damned thing about pillows,” said another user.

“This was already a Portlandia episode,” said another critic.

Hogg gained prominence when he publicly excoriated Republicans and blamed them for the heinous massacre in Parkland, Florida, in February 2018.

Here’s a local news report about the burgeoning pillow fight:


‘This Pillow Fight Just Got Very Real’: David Hogg Starting Pillow Company To Rival MyPillow CEO Mik

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