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21 Hilarious Cakes We Can’t Believe People Really Order
A cake is an essential part of every celebration. If a baker has a good sense of humor, they create cakes that you’ll never forget. Believe us, you’ll always remember a sloth sitting on the moon playing ping pong or a The Simpsons character that looks just like a drawing.
12 Hilarious Fake Gift Boxes To Hide Your Real Presents In (New Pics)
As the holiday shopping session kicks in, now is the perfect time to be pondering about presents. And by pondering, we mean panicking about every single detail about your presents. Don’t worry, though, we won’t suggest any real presents, just a few funny empty boxes you can put your presents in.
#1 Hay Needle
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#2 Baby Shield
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Have you ever given a present and even though the gift itself was great, you felt that the presentation fell a little bit short? Or maybe you already have a great idea about the present that you want to give, but you want to tantalize and troll your giftee just a little bit more before you actually give them the good stuff? The makers themselves wrapped the idea up pretty nicely: “At Prank-O, we are dedicated to bringing a little deception and a lot of laughs to the gift-giving experience with our practical joke gift boxes. After all, there is no greater gift than laughter… except for one of those remote control quadcopter things”. Talking about remotely controlled quadcopter things, where’s my gift, Gary?
#3 Hide-A-Poo
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#4 Ankler Anchors
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Prank-O has you covered with these funnily bizarre fake gifts that will surely get your loved ones’ attention. Their eyes will glitter as they tear the wrap and tear up when they see the box. The real joke begins as you see them squirm, trying to muster up a sincere “Thank you” for such an honestly weird gift. The box itself looks exactly like a real thing that you’d get from tacky TV commercials (you know which ones). The box is shipped empty so you can put the real prize inside to save the occasion. Until then, though, it’s a hilarious troll-gift.
#5 Pet Swing
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#6 Birthie Stick
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The company that made them, 30 Watt, founded by Nordby and Walthers, have been doing it for over a decade now. What’s more, their founders had a 20-year experience of trolling people with satire at the Onion where they’ve worked since its beginnings.
#7 Cargo Socks
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#8 Turn & Churn
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The new assortment for this year’s holiday season ranges from potentially dangerous family board games and appliances to some odd and funny baby stuff, to secret drinking stashes and weird-but-hilarious contraptions for your pet, plus much more! Can’t seem to find an outlet for your toddler? Plug him into an electrical one! And if you missed the last season’s greetings from these guys, check out this another post on Bored Panda.
#9 Beer Beard
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#10 Toilet Tunes
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#11 Nooklet
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#12 Liquor Vest
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Oscars 2019: Trevor Noah’s ‘Black Panther’ Joke Sparks Inside Laughs : Goats and Soda : NPR
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While presenting the montage for best picture nominee Black Panther, Daily Show host Trevor Noah made a joke in Xhosa, a language spoken by millions in South Africa and in a few other African countries as well.
After noting that people all over the world shout out “Wakanda forever” to him — the name of the fictional African nation in the movie — Noah said: “Growing up as a young boy in Wakanda I would see King T’Challa flying over our village, and he would remind me of a great Xhosa phrase: ‘Abelungu abazi ubu ndiyaxoka,’ which means, ‘In times like these, we are stronger when we fight together than when we try to fight apart.”
The audience applauded.
What it really means: “White people don’t know I’m lying.”
The real translation is “white people don’t know I’m lying..” ahahahahahahahaha https://t.co/5AMCTVpj9r
— Makho Ndlovu (@makhondlovu)
(In case you’re wondering, Xhosa is pronounced with a click like this.)
Many South Africans loved the inside joke, says Lihle Ninie Sasa, 24, a South African college student who lives in Cape Town and is a Xhosa speaker. “We love Trevor. South Africans call him the ‘national treasure,’ ” she says. “Using IsiXhosa [another way to spell the language] at the Oscars was really cool.”
Although there are some quibbles about his use of African languages in his comedy bits.
“He knows that speaking in a language full of clicks and sounds that Westerners generally won’t ever hear will evoke a sort of fascination. Some feel like he exploits this,” writes Zanie Ferreira, 28, a corporate intelligence analyst from Cape Town, via Twitter direct message. She is a white South African and does not speak Xhosa.
But she thinks the Oscars joke worked: “He knew only a small portion of people will get it. I think that’s clever, and the reaction of the crowd was exactly what made it funny.”
Ferreira likes that Noah represented her country at the largely Western event.
“Diversity in nationalities [at the Oscars] is long overdue. Add in a foreign language, spoken … in the global south, and that’s pretty special,” she says.
Noah’s phrase even sparked a trending hashtag on social media in South Africa, #KodwaAbayaziNdiyaXoka. It means “but they don’t know that I’m lying,” says college student Sasa.
She is a participant in the meme. Her contribution? What she says to boys when they ask for her number.
My phone is off, just give me your number and I will call you. #KodwaAbayaziNdiyaXoka pic.twitter.com/YneRSk0syV
— Ninie Sasa (@Ninie_Sasa)
Others joined in on the fun — sharing phrases that sound like one thing, but actually mean something else.
I’ll get back to you #KodwaAbayaziNdiyaXoka pic.twitter.com/6Bx5nXT2Oj
— Cousama O3 (@CousamaO3)
I keep telling people I’m fine #KodwaAbayaziNdiyaXoka pic.twitter.com/sZstzTYtrL
— Cousama O3 (@CousamaO3)
P.S. King T’Challa really can’t fly.