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British Woman Destroys Scammer In The Most Brilliant Way, And It’s Impossible Not To Laugh
British Woman Destroys Scammer In The Most Brilliant Way, And It’s Impossible Not To Laugh
When a stranger sends you a chat request on Facebook, it’s usually a good idea to just ignore it. One British woman received a message from an Indian man she’d never seen before, and rather than simply dismissing him, she decided to find out what he was all about. What ensued was a massively hilarious conversation that most likely left the guy wiping away tears of shame.
The encounter seems at least inspired by ‘Barbara O’Cumbungle,’ the woman who exposed a fraudulent Nigerian priest over the summer, if not directly carried out by her under a new alias –‘Fellatia McSuckle.’ Either way, this scammer had no idea what he was getting into, and you just have to scroll down and find out what happened.
On a serious note, if someone you met online is asking you for money, it’s a wise idea to treat it with the utmost suspicion, no matter what reasons they give. Blocking is best, but if you’re in a comical mood, feel free to use this post as a template for your response.
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Kylie Jenner’s bodyguard responds to the crazy fan theory that he is Stormi Webster’s father
Tim Chung, Kylie Jenner’s bodyguard, has broken his silence about the latest fan theory claiming he is the actual father of Stormi Webster. He posted an Instagram photo with a subtle but clear message.
Tim has responded to the bizarre rumors by simply posing and lounging in his latest Instagram post, which he captioned “Chill”.
This picture may not be directly associated with the fan theory but certainly did tell people to loosen up and chill. His followers did not chill at all, though; they liked the picture more than 112,000 times and asked all kinds of questions.
One user asked, “Yo, did you and Kylie smash? Cause Stormi looks just like you bro!”
Another one inquired Tim’s fatherly instincts; “Are you calmly chilling when your own daughter is in another man’s hands?”
After months of debate regarding the identity of Stormi Webster’s real dad, this Internet theory suggested that Kylie’s handsome bodyguard, Tim, is the actual father.
why does Stormi Jenner look like Kylie’s bodyguard? 🤔 pic.twitter.com/9Be005qfhM
— K$ (@OfficialKito) May 2, 2018
So we’re just gonna ignore the fact that Stormi looks just like Kylie Jenner’s bodyguard.!?!? pic.twitter.com/XI5iPalsAN
— Renbear🐻 (@sweetlittleren) May 4, 2018
Fans psoted side-by-side photos, comparing the two.
Tim is a 20-year-old part-time bodyguard and part-time model. As of now, he has more than 421,000 followers on Instagram, majority of which are females.
Some fans even ‘understood’ why Kylie would sleep with her bodyguard; some on Twitter said they would have done the same, while others demanded a paternity test.
If I were Kylie Jenner, I would have sex with Tim Chung 🤷🏼♂️ just saying
— Brad (@bradthurnory) May 4, 2018
The real question is WHY @KylieJenner even entertained Travis when Tim Chung is in her life. Girl. Are you blind? #stormisrealdad#timchung
— Teena ❤️ (@teenasaysss) May 3, 2018
I wanna see a paternity test for Stormi Jenner, she looks way too much like Kylie’s bodyguard😅😂
— Wyatt Jackson (@xStonewall317x) May 2, 2018
Many fans also suggested Stormi actually looks more Asian than African; they even posted comparison pictures of Tim and Travis with baby Stormi.
I’m really confused about who is the real father of stormi. Tyga, Travis or the bodyguard? lol pic.twitter.com/B5tb9fHH4m
— cole (@bonifaciocate) May 3, 2018
Although no official word has come out confirming or denying the rumors, Hollywood Life reported that the makeup mogul has ‘laughed off’ the new fan theory.
The source, which is reportedly close to Travis Scott, said, “Kylie thinks it’s hilarious that fans think her bodyguard could be her baby daddy and not Travis. Travis even got a huge kick out of it and laughed at the outrageous meme.”
“Babies can look like anyone when they’re that young, so Kylie and Travis think it is stupid that people are drawing that connection and haven’t even given it a second thought,” the source claimed.
Travis Scott, the 26-year-old rapper, is Stormi’s father, as claimed by Kylie. Previously, Kylie’s ex, Tyga, also claimed to be the biological father and even asked for a paternity test.
Three-month-old baby Stormi hit the headlines right after being born on February 1, and looks like she is already part of the Kardashian-Jenner limelight!
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Trump Trolls Acosta To His Face. It’s Hilarious. | Daily Wire
Back in the Oval Office on Friday after his trip to the Southern border, President Trump was confronted by a number of reporters, one of whom just happened to be CNN’s Chief White House correspondent James Acosta, who inadvertently did Trump a favor when he also traveled to the border, posed next to the wall, and noted there “were no migrants trying to rush for this fence,” adding “matter of fact, it’s pretty tranquil down here.”
Trump trolled Acosta to his face, asserting, “Good job yesterday. I appreciate your salesmanship. I appreciate your salesmanship. … Some people are dumb.”
Trump trolls CNN’s Acosta after he accidentally showed that border barriers are effective: “Good job yesterday, I appreciate it…some people are dumb” pic.twitter.com/v0w3sPIWuG
— Ryan Saavedra (@RealSaavedra)
On Thursday, Acosta had posed at the wall from McAllen, Texas, reassuring Americans that there wasn’t “anything resembling a national emergency situation.”
I found some steel slats down on the border. But I don’t see anything resembling a national emergency situation.. at least not in the McAllen TX area of the border where Trump will be today. pic.twitter.com/KRoLdszLUu
— Jim Acosta (@Acosta)
Trump responded to Acosta’s tweet by trolling him on Twitter:
Dear Diary… https://t.co/NAuMaQW6fl
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump)
As The Daily Wire noted, in another video, Acosta showed what he said was an area of the border that shows fencing with barbed wire, writing: “All quiet on this stretch of the border ahead of Trump’s visit to McAllen TX area.”
All quiet on this stretch of the border ahead of Trump’s visit to McAllen TX area. pic.twitter.com/cJ9tBwdCSd
— Jim Acosta (@Acosta)
A third video from Acosta showed him interviewing a local resident about the safety of the area. The woman confirmed to Acosta that the area, which has border barriers, was safe.
Nadine has lived in the McAllen area about a decade. She says it’s safe here and hasn’t seen people coming across the border causing crime and mayhem. pic.twitter.com/EIaFAYhHgR
— Jim Acosta (@Acosta)
Acosta has done a fine job selling the efficacy of the wall so far. He seems to be personifying a quote from Trump’s “The Art of the Deal”: “The most important thing in life is to love what you’re doing, because that’s the only way you’ll ever be really good at it.”
People Can’t Stop Laughing At This Dog’s Hilarious Growth Chart
People Can’t Stop Laughing At This Dog’s Hilarious Growth Chart
If you’ve ever had a puppy, you know very well that they get attached to you. VERY attached. Take young Axl here, who would follow his owner everywhere, even to the bathroom.
Imgur user rayzer12 brought Axl home aged just 7.5 weeks, and first took a photo of the pup curled cutely in a quite unlikely place, the gusset of his underpants.
This seemed to become a tradition. As Axl continued to follow his human to toilet breaks, rayzer12 would take a photo of the lavatory Labrador nestled in his pants. Through this bizarre routine we get to see Axl mature, gradually outgrowing the underpants, then the pants, until there is just no space for Axl under the toilet at all!
Scroll down below to watch Axl’s growth timeline from the unusual viewpoint of crapper-cam, and feel free to add your own pupper pics in the comments!
“Axl, about 5 days after we took him home (7.5 weeks). His full name is Axl Riley, Axl was born on 9/11 so his middle name is in tribute to one of the many rescue dogs that worked at ground zero”
“He always followed me into the bathroom. Here he is at 8.5 weeks”
“9 & 1/2 weeks (The puppy, not the movie)”
“10 weeks”
“10.5 weeks”
“11.5 weeks”
“12 weeks, they grow so fast”
“12.5 weeks”
“13 weeks”
“13.5 weeks”
“14 weeks”
“14.5 weeks Merry Christmas!”
“15.5 weeks”
“17 weeks”
“19 weeks”
“20 weeks”
“1 year old”
