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These hilarious drunken poses are the mirror image of the best workout positions

April 27, 2019 by humorouz Leave a Comment

WHEN it comes to yoga everyone’s heard of positions like the downward-facing dog but the positions some of these people have gotten into are more like eight-pints-of-lager pose.

These hilarious snaps show the contrast between the serene yoga poses and the rather less elegant drunken alternatives.

This woman is attempting the classic drunk position of face-in-the-toilet-bowl

We’ve got them all – from the classic face-in-the-toilet-bowl for beginners to the more complex slumped-over-a-bicycle which probably shouldn’t be attempted by a novice.

Then there’s the sprawled-out-on-the-bed-fully-clothed which just about anyone can do to the rather impressive crashing-out-while-sat-on-the-loo.

Also taking quite some skill is the slumped-headfirst-over-the-parkbench – which no doubt takes some doing.

But remember kids, drinking to excess is not big and not clever – but it is quite funny when your mates take the photos.

Silver machine

This man’s going to need a lot more training if he’s going to enter the Tour de France

Flushed with success

To get like this really does take some doing

Counting backwards

A good strong back is needed here

Bench press

It’s what is known as park -bench – life

Bed of roses

I’m only sleeping

Sleep it off

Everything’s coming up roses

Yodelling down the great white telephone

Hello? Can anyone hear me in there?

ALL AT SEA

Cruise plunge Brit, 46, ‘jumped off ship after drunken row with boyfriend’

SOFA SO BAD

Mum stunned to find ‘polite’ drunk stranger fast asleep on her sofa

LIFE LOST

Last moments of Brit killed in Ibiza revealed by the mum who held him as he died

LEFT FOR DEAD 

Moment machete-wielding thug is flung 15ft in air by car in street battle

school drama

Armed cops swarm school after ‘shots fired’ as scared staff cower in cupboard

TERRIFIED TODDLER

Cruel babysitter ‘locks sobbing baby in washing machine and laughs’

Fight for your right to party

I got the hump, right?

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7 brutally funny cartoons about Trump’s incriminating Donald Jr.-Russia tweet

April 27, 2019 by humorouz Leave a Comment

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Koh Samui News: Big Joke threatens to blacklist alleged Koh Tao rape victim for life if she is telling lies

April 26, 2019 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Big Joke threatens to blacklist alleged Koh Tao rape victim for life if she is telling lies

PUBLISHED ON MON, SEP 3, 2018 11:35 AM

Big Joke threatens to blacklist alleged Koh Tao rape victim for life if she is telling lies

FILE PHOTO Maj-Gen Surachate Hakpan //Thai Tourist Police Bureau

Maj-Gen Surachate Hakpan has told the Thai media that the London teenager who claimed she was drugged, robbed and raped on Koh Tao will be blacklisted for life if she is lying.

And he has said that Thailand wants quality tourists – not bad ones.

So far the Maj-Gen – the deputy commander of the Tourist Police Bureau known as Big Joke in the Thai media – has said there is not a scrap of evidence to suggest she is telling the truth.

He was commenting after a visit to the controversial island last week.

High level contacts are being made via the British embassy in Bangkok with metropolitan police in London.

The Thais are seeking a formal statement from the victim and other evidence after it was claimed in British tabloids that she was raped.

A t-shirt with DNA is believed to be in possession of the family.

Maj-Gen Surachate said if it can be shown that she lied then she will be banned from entering Thailand for life.

She had already been invited by the authorities to come to Thailand to repeat her claims and show her evidence. Her mother told a Thai journalist last week that she didn’t want to return though she might consider coming herself.

Thai media also reported that there were four outstanding cases where people lied to authorities in Koh Tao (2), Koh Samui and Krabi for the purpose of gaining access to government funds for victims. Foreigners who lied will be deported and blacklisted.

Surachate added: “Thirty five million tourists come to Thailand each year making it the third most visited place on earth. We want to separate the quality tourists from those that are no good”.

Requests for comments from the alleged rape victim, her ex boyfriend and her mother have been made by Thaivisa without success.

— © Copyright Thai Visa News 2018-09-03

latest news from Koh Samui

FB page editors face arrest over Tao rape storyBy Suwannee Banthitsak The Nation  A court in Surat Thani province on Friday issued arrest warrants for administrators of two popular Facebook pages for reporting what the police decided was false information concerning a rape claim by a British…

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Tourist police say evidence does not support assault allegation on Koh Tao  BANGKOK, 31st August 2018 (NNT) – The Deputy Commander of the Tourist Police has submitted findings from an investigation into the alleged sexual assault of a British tourist on Koh Tao in Surat Thani province, to the…

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Police seek arrest of Samui Times editor over Koh Tao rape reportBy Teeranai Charuvastra, Staff Reporter A photo provided by police which they said shows Sairee Beach on the night of the incident. KOH TAO — Police on Thursday said they would seek a warrant to arrest the editor of a news site that…

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Koh Tao rape inquiry: No evidence found as local cops ask victim to come back  Cops on Koh Tao have issued a letter via Region 8 police to the British Embassy requesting they contact the British woman who said she was raped on the island in June. The police want to speak to Isabel Victoria Baxter…

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Koh Samui News: Big Joke to fly to England to interview teen who claimed rape on Koh Tao

April 26, 2019 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Big Joke to fly to England to interview teen who claimed rape on Koh Tao

PUBLISHED ON FRI, SEP 14, 2018 12:44 PM

Big Joke to fly to England to interview teen who claimed rape on Koh Tao

The deputy commissioner of the Thai Tourist Police has revealed that he is set to fly to England to interview the 19 year old who claims she was raped on the controversial island of Koh Tao.

Maj-Gen Surachate Hakpan – known in the Thai media as Big Joke – told INN that he has made representations to the British Embassy and will go to England soon. 

The alleged victim – who Thaivisa understands to be Isabel Baxter or Issy from South London – has spoken to three UK newspapers alleging she was drugged and raped in June. She claims police refused to take her report on Koh Pangan only reporting a theft.

INN reported that the British Embassy in Bangkok are concerned about the motives of the teen after she went to the media but did not contact them.

Where a meeting will take place is yet to be decided as the Thai police work in conjunction with the embassy. 

INN said they understood that the metropolitan police in London are involved in the case though there has been no contact regarding DNA allegedly on a t-shirt. 

Maj-Gen Surachate, who found no evidence of a rape having occurred on a recent trip to the island in Surat Thani province, reiterated that should the accusations prove to be false the Thai authorities would seek the prosecution of the teen.

He again said that the administrators of the online group “CSI LA” and The Samui Times are to be prosecuted but that more time is needed to finalize matters. 

The owner of the CSI LA site is thought to be a Thai person with US nationality and the editor of the Samui Times has been reported as being a British woman. Neither has been reported as being in custody. 

— © Copyright Thai Visa News 2018-09-14

latest news from Koh Samui

Alleged Koh Tao rape victim in her first interview accuses police of suppressing truth The Nation File Photo IN HER first media interview, a 19-year-old British teenager has stuck to her claim that she was drugged, robbed and raped during her vacation on Koh Tao in June and accused authorities of…

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Thailand sex cult: Foreign tourists claim rape and sexual assault at Koh Phangan yoga retreat Image: Agamayoga.com Fourteen female tourists have claimed they were raped and sexually assaulted by a guru at a world renowned yoga retreat located on Koh Phangan. Agama Yoga lead by Narcis Tarcau,…

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Call for charges to be dropped in Koh Tao alleged rape caseBy The Nation  An international human rights group has called for charges to be dropped against Facebook users arrested and detained for allegedly violating the Computer Crime Act by sharing information regarding a rape claim on Koh…

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Those held for sharing rape claim ‘did not know about computer law’By Somkiat Raksaman The Nation  File photo: Koh Tao The FAMILIES OF some of the 12 suspects detained for sharing content from a controversial Facebook page regarding a British teen’s allegations of being raped on Koh Tao have asked…

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‘If you don’t respect women’s basketball, you’re a joke:’ NBA star supports Storm, local non-profit in finals

April 26, 2019 by humorouz Leave a Comment

SEATTLE – The Seattle Storm are just a win away from bringing home their third WNBA Championship.

In doing so, the team continues to be part of the movement to support women and girls in sports.

Former University of Washington Husky and NBA star Isaiah Thomas may have put it best saying, “if you know, you know.”

The Tacoma native recently put pen to paper for the Players’ Tribune, writing an article highlighting the great basketball KeyArena is known for.

“I’ve been so overwhelmed by the love that has come our way from great players like that,” Storm Head Coach Dan Hughes said. “The sentiment of respect because I’ve spent the last 20 years knowing what they speak of and when somebody from our basketball world validates what I know to be true, this is basketball.”

Isaiah Thomas. Courtesy The Player’s Tribune.

Thomas wrote, “If you don’t respect women’s basketball, you’re a joke”.

“Honestly, like, all of us have friends that play in the NBA and that’s nothing new to us,” Storm guard Jewell Loyd said.

This weekend, as the Storm dominated on the court winning Games 1 and 2 of the WNBA Finals, Thomas took it a step further.

A T-shirt was made. Thanks to Thomas, 100 percent of the proceeds go to ZGirls, a local Seattle-based nonprofit that empowers girls through sports.

Jilyne Higgins
Co-Founder & Executive Director
of ZGirls. Courtesy photo.

“When we got that call last week, we all screamed in the office and we just had to pinch ourselves, like ‘is this really happening?'” Jilyne Higgins, the co-founder and executive director of ZGirls, said. “It’s so amazing that all these people see what we see in the importance of this program. There is a lot of talk about men and the importance of men supporting women in athletics and all of us being athletes, male and female together. We’re so honored that he’s jumping into the conversation and being part of it.”

Seattle Storm guard Sue Bird is an ambassador for ZGirls. She teamed up with the Players Tribune earlier this year to shine light on what the organization is doing for girls across the country.

“Hopefully, we’re all this entire league,” Bird said. “All of us women are part of the reason narratives and conversations are changing in terms of what women are capable of and how little girls look at us but also little boys. It’s important for them to see what women are doing nowadays, it’s a great compliment.”

If anyone has any doubt about what this group is capable of, Jewell Loyd has a message for you.

“If you look at the whole year of the WNBA the games have been amazing,” Loyd said. “Competition, shots, everything has just been up a level so if you don’t watch the WNBA, I mean why not? There is no good excuse. And really if anyone wants to challenge me on that, they can come practice and play us.”

(Courtesy Photo)

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