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April 13, 2019 by humorouz Leave a Comment

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A censored interview with Daniel Radcliffe.

Written, Directed & Produced by Judd Apatow
Starring Daniel Radcliffe

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November 22, 2010

Judd Apatow: You shot these movies over
the course of more than ten years.
Judd Apatow: Was that difficult doing the
same character for that long?
Daniel Radcliffe: No. You know, it was probably
around the time of the fourth
Daniel Radcliffe: film that I started to
realize that I was Harry.
Daniel Radcliffe: You know? I mean, which is
something that has
Daniel Radcliffe: been quite widely
discussed.
Judd Apatow: I’m sorry, I don’t
understand.
Judd Apatow: You are Harry or you
played Harry?
Daniel Radcliffe: No, I am…I am Harry. I thought I
was an actor playing a
Daniel Radcliffe: wizard, but really I was a
wizard playing an actor.
Daniel Radcliffe: I go from my Harry life, when
I am me, and then I walk out of
Daniel Radcliffe: the room and then I am Dan,
the actor. Dan is a fantastic
Daniel Radcliffe: character, who I’ve really
enjoyed playing him. This
Daniel Radcliffe: kind of split reality which I
live on, which we all live
Daniel Radcliffe: on, you know, it was a
revelation when I discovered
Daniel Radcliffe: that’s how the world works.
Judd Apatow: So when you’re not Dan, you
actually are fighting evil spirits?
Daniel Radcliffe: Well, no, I’ve fought them
and, now, they’re dead.
Daniel Radcliffe: They’re dead.
I’ve don’t that.
Judd Apatow: So what does Harry do now
that he’s defeated everybody?
Daniel Radcliffe: Kind of chills out a lot.
Yeah. And, you know, I talk to women.
Daniel Radcliffe: Tell them that I’m Harry and
see where that gets me.
Daniel Radcliffe: The thing that I am proudest of
is Quidditch. I’ve spoken to
Daniel Radcliffe: at least two or three
professional Quidditch
Daniel Radcliffe: players who think kind of any
team would be lucky to have
Daniel Radcliffe: me at this point.
Judd Apatow: I thought Quidditch was a
fabrication from the book,
Judd Apatow: that it wasn’t a real game.
Daniel Radcliffe: I beg your pardon? You know,
this is actually kind of what I
Daniel Radcliffe: hate about America. I love
being here, but what I
Daniel Radcliffe: absolutely hate is your
complete lack of appreciation
Daniel Radcliffe: for British Sports. Cricket.
It’s too complicated. It’s
Daniel Radcliffe: too slow. It’s too boring.
It’s not! Would you like to
Daniel Radcliffe: see a scar that I have from
playing Quidditch?
Daniel Radcliffe: You seemed so skeptical
earlier.
Judd Apatow: I really don’t.
Daniel Radcliffe: Yep, I’m going to
show you.
Judd Apatow: Judd: I really don’t want
to see it.
Daniel Radcliffe: Daniel: Well, you’re seeing it now.
You see? There, that thing.
Judd Apatow: Judd: Okay, put your
pants on.
Daniel Radcliffe: Daniel: That’s broom burn, man.
Judd Apatow: Judd: I don’t need to see the broom
burn. Just put your pants on.
Daniel Radcliffe: Daniel: Do you know how much Tiger
Balm I’ve got through every
Daniel Radcliffe: Daniel: day on this stuff?
This is unbelievable.

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89-Year-Old Japanese Grandma Discovers Photography, Can’t Stop Taking Hilarious Self-Portraits Now

April 13, 2019 by humorouz Leave a Comment

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Most people think that technology is for young people, but nobody told Kimiko Nishimoto that. She’s an 89-year-old Japanese grandma who’s been snapping and editing her own pictures for the last 17 years, and as you can see below, her style is certainly unique!

She didn’t get into photography until she was 72 years old. Her son was teaching a beginner’s course and so she decided to enroll, unaware that she was about to awake a passion and a talent she never even knew she had. She instantly fell in love with photography and set about snapping various quirky and comical self-portraits. She had her first solo exhibition ten years later, at a local museum in her home town of Kumamoto, and now she’s about to have her work exhibited at Tokyo’s Epson epsite imaging gallery. Titled “Asobokane” – meaning “let’s play” – the exhibition will feature previously unseen work from the octogenarian artist, so if you happen to be in Tokyo between December 15, 2017 and January 18, 2018 then be sure to check it out. Think you’re too old to try something new? Think again.

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People Are Going Crazy for Kerrygold Butter. We Found out Why. | Taste of Home

April 13, 2019 by humorouz Leave a Comment

If you love butter (and who doesn’t?), you’ve probably noticed that more and more people are singing the praises of Kerrygold. They use it in everything from baked goods to sauces to creamy mac and cheese. When it comes to the best ingredients for home cooking and baking, my fellow Field Editors know their stuff. I asked them to offer some insight into why people can’t seem to get enough of Kerrygold, which the company says can be found “at most major retailers throughout the U.S. and Canada.”

It’s Made from Grass-Fed Cows’ Milk

Working with a cooperative of small-scale dairy farmers across Ireland, Kerrygold uses milk from cows that are nearly totally grass fed and are never treated with antibiotics or growth hormones. The milk is churned into all-natural butter that seems to be flavored with fresh air from the Irish countryside. Lisa Allen from Joppa, Alabama, says Kerrygold is “the best-tasting butter I have found.”

In fact, all the Field Editors I talked with agree. Bonnie Hawkins from Elkhorn, Wisconsin, first tasted Kerrygold on a trip to Ireland and was thrilled when it became available on this side of the pond. She always has plenty on hand for her holiday baking. Ann Sheehy of Lawrence, Massachusetts, uses it in her French butter omelets, and Cindy Worth of Lapwai, Idaho, loves it as the crucial ingredient for her homemade croissants.

It Creates Flakier Pie Crusts

Bakers and pie enthusiasts alike desire a flaky pie crust to perfectly complement the filling it holds. Elizabeth Bramkamp from Gig Harbor, Washington, says pie crusts and pastries are flakier when made with Kerrygold butter, thanks to the lower water content. Teri Rasey of Cadillac, Michigan, tells me the butter gives a beautiful melt-in-your-mouth texture to other baked goods, too, like shortbread and scones.

It’s Just So Creamy

The higher amount of butterfat in Kerrygold makes it velvety and more, well, buttery than other butters. Once she began using the brand in her mashed potatoes, Jane Zirbser from Mullica Hill, New Jersey, says, “They’ve never tasted so rich and creamy.” And Lisa Allen uses only Kerrygold in her homemade buttercream frosting.

In a nutshell, Kerrygold is prized by home cooks for the perfect texture it brings to baked goods and the rich flavor it brings to recipes both sweet and savory. Now it’s your turn. Think you’ll go crazy for Kerrygold?

Freelance writer Nancy Mock is a Taste of Home Field Editor and the blogger behind Hungry Enough to Eat Six.

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WALSH: The 5 Most Hilarious And Insane Things In Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s ‘Green New Deal’ Proposal | Daily Wire

April 12, 2019 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Alexandrai Ocasio-Cortez has finally released her much-hyped “Green New Deal” proposal. The plan — if you can call it that — is to totally upend and reshape our economy while eliminating all carbon emissions. And she does mean all carbon emissions.

I cannot offer an in-depth analysis of this proposal. The proposal itself is so vague in parts, delusional in other parts, and unbelievably childish through every part, that serious engagement with its ideas is impossible. It reads like something a four-year-old in Soviet Russia may have dreamt up. All I can do, all I need to do, is tell you exactly what it says. You will soon realize why a thorough rebuttal is not necessary.

Here are five highlights:

-“Upgrade or replace every building in US for state-of-the-art energy efficiency.”

Yes, every building. There are over 5 million commercial buildings in the U.S. Add that to the approximately 127 million households, which is to say nothing of all the schools and churches and hospitals, and you have a project that would cost trillions of dollars and take decades, at a minimum, to complete. And we’re only getting started.

-“Totally overhaul transportation by massively expanding electric vehicle manufacturing, build charging stations everywhere, build out high- speed rail at a scale where air travel stops becoming necessary, create affordable public transit available to all, with goal to replace every combustion-engine vehicle.”

If we are building enough high-speed rail to make air travel “unnecessary,” we would of course need this mythical railway system primarily built across the ocean. There is about five thousand miles separating California from Japan. This railroad would need to span across that entire stretch of the Pacific, which is 13,000 feet deep on average.

-“A job with a family-sustaining wage, family and medical leave, vacations, and retirement security” for every American.”

There are currently about 325 million people in this country, not counting illegal aliens (whom, I assume, AOC would include in this entitlement). Where are these jobs coming from? Who is providing them? What if people don’t want to work?

Cortez does actually have an answer to that last question. She stipulates that “economic security” will be provided to all those “unable or unwilling to work.” So, jobs will be plucked off the magical job tree and handed out to anyone who wants one. If you don’t want one, you’ll be sent to the magical economic security tree where a limitless supply of money awaits. Something tells me the economic security tree will be much more popular than the job tree.

-“Plant lots of trees.”

That is an actual sentence in the document. It is at least practical, unlike the other items listed. But it is also so vague as to be useless.

-Abolish cows.

Actually “farting cows,” specifically. Yes, the phrase “farting cows” appears, verbatim, in this allegedly serious proposal written by an United States congresswoman. Here is the full context: “We set a goal to get to net-zero, rather than zero emissions, in 10 years because we aren’t sure that we’ll be able to fully get rid of farting cows and airplanes that fast.”

The implication is that getting rid of gassy cows is a goal, but it may not be achievable in 10 years. This may be the most reasonable concession Cortez makes. But, longterm, what will happen to the farting cows? Will they be sent off to an island for flatulent bovine? Will they be launched into space? And how will we make up for all of the lost meat and milk that many Americans depend upon to live? Does Cortez have plans to genetically engineer cows who don’t pass gas? These specifics are not provided.

And how will she pay for any of this? She provides few particulars, other than to admit that “even if every billionaire and company came together and were willing to pour all the resources at their disposal into this investment, the aggregate value of the investments they could make would not be sufficient.”

Confiscating all of the wealth in the country is a start, you see. Then we kill all the cows. Then we tear down all the buildings. Then when everyone is broke and homeless and starving, we can figure out where to go from there. A flawless plan, you must agree.

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Dude Responds To His Own ‘Wanted’ Post On Facebook, Hilarity Ensues – Memebase – Funny Memes

April 12, 2019 by humorouz Leave a Comment

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